Kat

So. Cal. 🐾Monkey πŸ–€ and Ferris πŸ’—

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He who hates the camera wishes you all a spectacular hump day πŸ–€
#BlackCatsAssemble #HumpDay #GrumpDay #WhiskerWednesday

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HOBBIES INCLUDE : eating any kind of plastic, chewing electrical cords, eating phone chargers, eating stamps, chewing human hair, trying to open screen doors, eating tape, licking envelope glue, trying to mount Ferris and plotting World Domination.
LIKES : Eating only the finest dry food, drinking bottled water, licking Ferris' ears and cuddles with CatDad by appointment only.
DISLIKES : everything else.

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When you thought it was Wednesday already. Damnnnn
#Fail #SendHelp

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But mom. Why no Tacos?
#Ummmm

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Let me just start out by saying fluff you Monday
#BlackCatsAssemble

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And the winner of the #RestingBitchFace contest goes to.... πŸ₯‡πŸ₯‡
#BitchfaceInBoxlandia #CatsHateMondays #SevenMileDeathStare

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Silent protest

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I figure I should be forgiven in about a week... #Grudgeholder #Catting101 #GuiltTrip

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Where's Ferris
#StealthNinja #LuggageRat #CatSmuggler

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The humans are back and Monkey is thrilled beyond words
#TotallyStoked #ThrilledBeyondWords #OhJoy #WelcomeHome #PissOff

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Tonight
#80s #HumphreysConcertsByTheBay2017

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The look I get when I'm walking out the door for a San Diego weekend...
#RoadTrippin #PreWedding #Shenanigans #NotSorry #SanDiego #80s #Concert #BlackCatsAssemble

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Day drinking

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Throwback to one of my favorite days and a rare sighting of the CatDad
#Tbt #MeyerManx #WeekendShenanigans #SanClemente #PacificCoastHighway

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When the weekend is so close you can almost touch it.
#SOON

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Monkey reminding us all how unworthy we are and that today is #NationalBlackCatDay ♠️
#BlackCatsAssemble #NowBowDown #ToMyGreatness #EmbraceTheDarkness

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Just let me know when it's Caturday
#BlackCatsAssemble

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Happy Whisker Wednesday Cat people
#HungryEyes

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When you find out CatMom and CatDad are getting hitched
#PullingTheTrigger #Finally #WhatsARegistry #LongTimeComing #SoManyQuestions

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#NotACatPicture

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Deep Ferris thoughts
#SecondBreakfast #Lunch #Snacks #Dinner #AreThereTacos

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Came across this magnificent Loaf of Doom
#FindingEmo #CatLoaf #BlackCatsAssemble

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If Monkey had a conscience he'd apologize for Catmom being real busy lately.
#ButHeDoesnt #Sooo #ThisIsAwkward

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This is your captain speaking. Prepare for DerpOff
#CaptainWeird

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Where you're not allowed on the counter but you're on the counter
#BecauseCats #AndIwillDoItAgain #NotSorry #Monkey101 #Why #UmmmBecause #NosyAsHell #TheRulesDoNotApplyToCats

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Stretching or about to hack up a hairball??#LetItFly #YouCanDoIt #PutYourBackIntoIt #Catting101 #WaitForIt

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Look upon my majestic whiskers with wonder and awe
#YouCannotTouchThem #YouWantToTouchThem #OneMustNeverTouchThem

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Cat peoples the #CaturdayNightDerpOff is upon us!
#BraceYourselves #DerpTilItHurts #DerpAlert

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