Dylan Hauck

New York City | I do stuff.

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Stay classy, Astoria.

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Slain

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Relatable

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Get at me, @brooklynstandarddeli

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I'm on the 1984 train?

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Love.

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Summer in the city means cleavage cleavage cleavage.

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If you can roll with the 90s gangsta rap blasting out of all the SUVs parked along the river, Astoria Park might have the best view of the city.

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Grey on grey on grey. #laundryday

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Well, my @robintech.co wireless earbuds just kicked the bucket. Can I get some recommendations for an awesome replacement that won't break the bank?

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This took me OUT, y'all.

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Because what's an umbrella? 🌂

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My heart is so full.

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I'm coming back as a dog in my next life.

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Wishing the happiest of 30th birthdays to my love chantoodle. You're the best, @caking325 - even if you punch yourself in the face when attempting to look cute.

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Me too.

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Felt all the feels tonight.

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Seeing double.

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Missing these weirdos already.

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Slowly but surely getting my vibe back.

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New grocery store across the street means I am eating a whole damn chicken for lunch. #winning #protein

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Alright, blondie. Your days are numbered.

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My soul belongs on the water. When I die, I request a Viking burial. Sail me out on a barge covered in straw and shoot a flaming arrow at me. Which one of you can I count on to practice their archery skills? If things go to plan, you'll have a few decades to perfect your craft.

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Don't make me leave. #vacation #family #lastday

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Cousins!!!

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Brooklyn bridge with the fam!!

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QUICK! Pretend you're not bloated and exhausted! #MomAndDadWinThisRound

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Take me back?

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Couldn't be happier to have this one with me this week. Can you just stay forever, @names_leral?

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