Dylan Hauck

Boulder, CO | Food, Landscapes, and Thirst Traps. Oh my.

2,818 posts 7,284 followers 5,685 following

Ask me if I like shishitos.

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Walking in snow with boys.

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The closest thing to a big sister I’ll ever have (except when people assume @names_leral is the older sibling - always funny).

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So damn excited!!

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Heterosexual mating rituals, but it’s a musical.

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What celebrity does she look like to you? I’ve got my thoughts, but I don’t wanna spoil the results! #ladyface

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A man and his dog, or the aftermath of coming home to a passive aggressive poodle who’s waited too long for a walk and won’t stop barking at her leash.

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I just feel so naked without my glasses.

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So excited to hear this exclusive take from my roomie @andrewsmithmusic. #WhoCanLetMeBorrowARecordPlayer

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My typical work day: before and after.

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Told a story about some toys tonight to the sweetest birthday girl at a house that was actually a mansion. #CasterlyRock #JustKidding #CastleRock #ButLike #Palatial

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Embracing my inner mustache daddy.

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Have you ever seen two more attractive people in your life? Probably.

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I mustache you a question.

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For those of you that were interested in my eyebrows and not just staring at my 🍑 (so...none of you 😜), here’s the after pic.

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Putting this Snapchat filter on @nikkiglaser is maybe the best decision I’ve made all week.

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Got my eyebrows done today. This is the before pic.

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Y’all. Check out my girl @emmylanepotter schooling all the entitled men who apparently don’t know how to find or use a kitchen: https://thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-nasty-snake-filled-feminist-meal-prep-for-sad-men-apparently-missing-hands-77bf5cd61f

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My hands are small, I know, but they’re not yours - they are my own.

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Because Instagram is basically just Grindr with an audience.

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Just chillin on the couch after this little monster woke me up at seven to pee and then and fell RIGHT BACK TO SLEEP.

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New glasses or just a Snapchat filter? The world may never know.

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Wassup reunion! @whinemom_

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Duck and tuna and ginger. OH MY!

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Remember the old fashioned IG filters? Do you ever use them anymore?

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And sometimes you go to a nude figure drawing class when you’ve never drawn before in your life. I literally picked this pad and the charcoal up on my way to the class. Be kind. #hobutmakeitfashion #art #gayart #coloradogay

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One week into this workout program. Gotta say I’m pleased.

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Hey y’all, my supremely awesome roomie @andrewsmithmusic is doing a cool music thing with @leestavall where he will make an exclusive one-take recording of your favorite song of his and put it directly on vinyl. If you like Buble or Mraz, you’re gonna dig this kid. Go check his page :)

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It might be snowing outside, but I’m gonna pretend it’s sand.

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