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When you speak these words into your iPhone and it’s windy: look for brake pads for my car if you have a minute because they’re squeaking
It was a good day for weather.
When your mom’s a total fucking bitch
Your basic mouse with a star lip filter
@plant_snob just for you #spotthecherub
New neighbors across the street put this bullshit on their lawn
The fuck...? Like I’m not even here or something.
Mango habanero wings
Even the clouds think I’m a loser #curseyou #fistshake
Lydia wants treats.
When you’re all relaxed and somebody drops something behind you and you suddenly support the death penalty
Worse than children. At least Steve appears to feel guilty.
34th & Broadway, Oak Park
Steve gets a Monday too.
When your ginger starts growing a black whisker and you try to break the internet but then you realize nothing in your life goes the way you want it to and #nobodycares #becausegus
Have you ever smelled a 12 year old boy’s favorite hat? #dontdoit
When your human opens the window and those meddling kids show up
Posting for @omgdeedee today because she’s so “busy”. Here’s Alice and her Springs #australiajokes
Hello giant glowing orb!
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