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This book was written by two clowns I call friends, @misslauramoses and @rejectedjokes. It's a hilarious read and I'm so proud of them!!
PUB DAY BAYBEEE #Repost @rejectedjokes (@get_repost)
Holy shit our book is out today! You can get "Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You Fucking Idiot" in bookstores and online RIGHT NOW!l
Fact: There is nobody on planet earth more charismatic or magnetic than @hiryanhansen. He shines like a lightbulb in his new show and I'm so excited for the whole world to fall in love with him as hard as I have. Please do yourself a favor: watch and delight in his specialness. You will not regret it. #RHSolvesCrimes https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=njxbZmrC8fI&feature=youtu.be
My best friend in HS used to play me a song called BOOKER, by @harryconnickjr. The piano solo in the middle is a nexus of resonant notes inspired by a man who also ticked the ivories, Mr. Booker himself. True sapidity for your ears drums. This is the moment right before my entire body liqufied as @harryconnickjr played it for me LIVE. Truly one of my favorite days ever, and dedicated to you, @bobmervak.
Give your ears a treat tomorrow at 2pm on FOX.
Wanna win A trip for 4 to Chicago?
Spend 2 nights in a hotel?
Have a hot cocoa with members of the cast (schnapps not included)?
Get a $500 shopping spree for Christmas?Take a Christmas card photo with Kristen, Mila, Kathryn & Santa???
All to benefit @allianceofmoms??
Enter to win- link in bio!!!
Happy Monday! Start your week off by entering for your chance to be flown to Chicago and hang out with the cast of @badmomsxmas! We'll sip on hot cocoa together, you'll take a Christmas Card photo with me, Mila, Kathryn, and Santa (duh). AND you will also get a $500 Christmas shopping spree. This is a no brainer folks. Click the link in my bio to enter today! Proceeds support @allianceofmoms and the mothers they serve. #badmomsxmas