Kyle Goose

Kyle Goose
My parents had too many kids and with my bad foot they had no choice but to abandon me. I was rescued and taught the pirate life. @animals_video https://stores.inksoft.com/kylethegoose

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Kyle Goose

Okay random question my friends, I know how connected you guys are. I need huge favor. I need Kennys cell phone number from Alaskan Bush People. He's Matt and Noah's friend from the dump. I'm trying to put together this thing and cant do it without him. If you DM me his number, you get a prize. @discoverychannel @alaskanbushppl @animals_video

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Was listening to kids online with headsets talk to each other while playing Xbox. I've heard some craziness recently. Lets just say there are few kids out there, that if I see in public are getting spanked. Also I'm pretty sure I overheard a drug deal go down in Oakland. Apparently this guy can get pounds of fire for 18. It's crazy how many people play Xbox that need Jesus. @animals_video #bekind #spreadlove

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Eugene acting desperate this morning is not gonna help close kyle. Let this be a lesson to all. I'm not saying ignore the girl you like but find a balance. Tell her how you feel or show her how you feel but not both. @animals_video 🤙

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Watching @alaskanbushppl on @discoverychannel The more I watch the more I realize how much Brown town needs me. I have so much to offer everyone. Even Matt best friend at the dump. The one who's always yelling and tripping out and randomly cutting stuff. I forget his name. Doesn't matter, Browntown needs me. @animals_video

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Kyle's either waiting for her turn or wants Calvin to get off her favorite pillow. Playing Halo 5 all night find us online or just come over and wait your turn.
P.S. no cheetahs or leopards were harmed in the making of Kyle's pillow. I'm pretty sure it's made out of whatever standard cushions are made of.
#callsign #easycompany35
#freeforall #dangerclose #xbox1 @cflaxsshz @animals_video

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Oh I'm not a gang member I'm a gang monitor. I only notify people where there's a gang problem. There's a problem.
Song- bad things @animals_video

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Lake Oswego Oregon. @animals_video @msemilyluv song @duffy

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If Eugene knocks up Kyle there will be hell to pay. @animals_video #lakeoswego

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She considered a national treasure in countries she's never visited. @animals_video

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Wanna go for a drive? I know a place. @animals_video #lakeoswego #twinturbo #gtr

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It's becoming harder and harder to find ways to fill our time. @joshstohr @jsmuin @devon__kumar @colbycummings @animals_video #tagafriend #teamgtr #gtr #twinturbo

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Waiting for summer 2017
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Hell of a good start to 2017. @animals_video

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So the hammock blew off the edge and sank in lake. And then the lake froze. Kyle located it today. We gonna try and get it out tomorrow. That's all I know right now. @animals_video

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Happy National Bird Day!
Shirts and hoodies are available. Adding other apparel items soon. Stay tuned. Huge thank you to @the.printory for helping us get organized. The online store link is in my bio!
SHIRT DISCLAIMER-------
Remember I'm not keeping the money we gonna spread it around. Between now and summer it's all for @animalhopeandwellness --Marc's videos can be hard to watch and sad. What's more sad is the fact people try to avoid or not think about this kind of abuse. I know I don't watch the videos they make me angry. That out of sight, out of mind attitude is okay to have. Under the condition you make conscious effort, to do anything you can, to contribute towards change. Not paying attention, is the same as not caring. This is 2017 and you gotta start paying attention. @animals_video

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@devon__kumar No snapping inside. @animals_video

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Remember if you make the choice to drink and party tonight, don't get behind the wheel. Walk, take a cab uber or lift. Phone a friend, a parent a roommate, distant relative, neighbor, random friend from math class, literally call anyone for a ride. Just don't drive!! And if you have left over illegal fireworks from from the 4th. Then light them off I guess... 🤙
Better now than Easter.. #kylethegoose HAPPY NEW YEARS KIDS! WISHING ALL THE BEST IN 2017
#tagyourdesignateddriver @animals_video

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My New Years resolution is 1080p or 4K as always. And to not eat every time @that_one_justin_guy says he's hungry. There is no reason anyone needs to eat 3 lunches. @animals_video @mavicdrone

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Happy Birfday Brah! @vanessaistylist
@animals_video

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CHRISTMAS EVE CONTEST WINNERS
So the last picture was an aerial drone shot of Pioneer Square Christmas tree.
@dstb1234 was the obvious first winner. The 2nd and 3rd place are questionable. Since I'm in charge the decision falls to me. @Lovely_lala_lauren is gonna get one cause she sent me picture of her Dad. Who is literally sitting shirtless on the couch. I think we can all agree on that one. I'm still deciding on 3rd place. I'll DM 3rd place winner. I hope you all have the best Christmas. I wish I could buy you all a hoodie. I might fly Kyle around the lake at 1 so if you main lake keep an eye out. Gotta go parents later today so I can't hang. I'm gonna dress up so they think I have my life together. I recommend you do the same.
Merry Christmas Kids
#bekind #spreadlove #lakeoswego #oregon #portland @animals_video

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If you can guess what this is I'll send you a kylethegoose hoodie that prints next week. Must be extremely specific. @animals_video #first3rightwin #merrychristmas #bekind #spreadlove -I'll give you a hint. ➡️Photo credit @joshstohr --josh is not allowed to participate in this contest. Or @that_one_justin_guy

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Merry Christmas! @animals_video

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Love my new hat @activewatersports @justtin_tran is sleeping in back. Poor little guy all tuckered out. @animals_video #uber #ghost

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Fun fact sharpening your candy into a pointy shank before visiting family makes for the perfect holiday accessory. @animals_video
Video Credit Joshua Stohr @mavicdrone

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Went to @activewatersports in Beaverton for some last minute gifts. @haleyfaren never complained once when I told her i wanted to try on everything in the store. She was so helpful and literally knows everything about everything. @activewatersports is lucky to have her. Want to buy something water sports related but not sure what to get.
GO ASK @haleyfaren #teamAWS @animals_video

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It's for the kids. @animals_video song- Donde esta Santa Clause

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Tag your friends. @animals_video

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You can say hello when you see me. You don't have to be afraid. There's a lot of rumors going around about me. But none of its true.
@animals_video @wildlifeplanet

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Happy holidays!!!! @animals_video @wildlifeplanet

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Too bad Acey aint in charge no more. He's upstairs taking a bath.
@animals_video @wildlifeplanet