Life goals complete. 🌯
You know your broke when McDonald's supplies you with all of your kitchen condiments.
Me at a wine tasting. 🍷
Silly me, expecting too much from people again.
Margaritas before marriage.
Thank goodness I don't have to hunt for my own food .... I don't even know where tacos live.
My eating habits range from super model yoga enthusiast to hungry unsupervised child in a candy store.
When you're on trend in the beverage world. 🦄
My cooking is so good even the smoke alarm cheers me on!
All in a days work.
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Damn you delicious mini eggs!! 🐰
Sunday got me like ....