Matt Griffin

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Tonight at the Albert Hall we all made a big fruit salad and then the fruit salad started dancing and Alexandra Burke hit the salad and everyone cheered but then the kiwis came back to life and everyone was ok with it. Four stars. #cirquedusoleil #fruitsalad #kiwi #hitsalad #popidol #balancing

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Football is my favourite waste of time. Nothing beats winning 💙💛 #afcwimbledon #afcw #coyd

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We're lovers. Deal with it.

#starwars #thelastjedi #monmothma #premiere

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Snow all over London today following a successful Kickstarter campaign from the locals.
#snow #kickstarter #london #megwhite #jackwhite #jimmywhite #isleofwight #walterwhite #laurentblanc #mattleblanc

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Banging leaf. Don't care what you think. Banging.

#banging #leaf

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I recently found my childhood teddies after years in a cupboard. Three things:

1. They look proper old now
2. Why did they both wear bow ties?
3. Is.. is that.. is that Pepe the Frog?

#childhood #teddybear #pepe #teddy #old #bowtie #dapper #killme

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Back from #TLCC2017 in San Diego, a nice little village in the bottom left of the USA. They have tall buildings, big boats that'll kill y'all, some kind of fast, jazzy form of cricket and a guy trying catch fish tacos.

Overall I'd recommend San Diego as a place to get free flights from work to.

#sandiego #tallbuilding #fisherman #jazzycricket #tacos #freedom #america #bottomleftofamerica #things

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I'm in San Diego this week and it's been a pleasure talking to the locals about the issues that are affecting them. This is Todd and he's extremely concerned about immigration and how he feels it's driving down his wages and reducing his opportunities. He feels let down by Trump, who he admitted he voted for, but is optimistic that state-level investment in the city's public services will help him and his family as he moves towards retirement. -end-
#seagull #sandiego #birdsofinstagram #birdman #stupidswan #maga #fireandfury #danebowers

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One year since the 52% made it all a bit shit but things are finally looking up

#fidgetspinner #brexit #meatspin #politics

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View from up the Walkie Talkie last night. This city's taking some nasty hits at the moment but it's still the greatest. #skygarden #london #walkietalkie #londonatnight

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Here's the cup Jesus drank out of at his leaving do. I had a sip from it and now look like yo mama. I think I chose the wrong cup. #valencia #valenciacathedral #jesus #indianajones #holygrail #hansolo

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Fell a little bit in love last week with the mountains, rivers, beaches and islands that make up the Dalmatian coast. I'll be back. #croatia #dalmatia #mountains #holiday #island

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Holiday Matt is happy. In the middle of nowhere with some radioactively strong coffee, sunshine, pool, friends and the new Charlatans album cracked up to 11 on some Bose thing. Might not come home. #holiday #hat #101dalmations #differentdays

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Croatian supermarkets are kinda rude. #rude #milk #croatia #yourmum

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Went to #nhm this morning and saw their #SensationalButterflies thing. They had some sensational butterflies there. It was a pleasure meeting some of the younger butterflies and hearing their concerns ahead of the general election. NHS and tuition fees a big concern with many planning to vote tactically. #butterflies #nature #insects #politics #darcybussell #twelve

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Good fleeting visit to a sunny Glasgow representing RAH for a thing. Great city - saw a crane, had a ruby, visited the SEC and downed an Irn Bru, but sadly never managed to get the city free WiFi to work. Can't have it all eh?
#glasgow #secc #sec #cranesofinstagram #crane #sunshine #votenoplease #irnbru

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3 hours after treating myself to a mid-afternoon wasabi pea. #dentist #toothlesssimpleton #nhs #sobrexit

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Checking to see if the monitor blurs out rude gestures before 9pm. It doesn't. #filming

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Nephews got me this for Easter. Well sweet.

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Doing sunshine with the rest of this lazy town. #london #summer #sunshiiiiine #colours #bingcrosby

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At the last ever dogs race in #london. Glorious future ahead for #afcwimbledon #afcw #dogs #laters #animalcrueltyinnit

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