Matt Thompson

MHP and MuscleMeds Marketing Manager 👻 Snap: mattyathomps 💪🏻 Built By Weights And Milkshakes 🍔🍕🍨🍩 Half Baked and Fully Bloated

268 posts 1,663 followers 495 following

My palms are sweaty, chest weak, this bar is heavy. There’s blood running through my veins already, mom’s spaghetti. #RapBattleOrBenchPress #SpaghettiSpaghettiSpaghetti #WhyAmILikeThis

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You can be talking about essentially anything, but when you find yourself in a conversation with two Olympians, you constantly ask yourself one question, “do I️ even lift, bro?” #MyFaceSaysItAll #Defeat #ImNotSureWhatChrisWasSmilingAbout #HeWasProbablyThinkingAboutIhop

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Just when I️ thought today was going to be a clean day, I️ go and do something like this...and totally redeem myself. #DietStartsTomorrow #CheatMealHeadquarters

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Remember, as far as anyone knows, we are a nice, normal family. #StickingToTheScript #TheRightMixOfLoveAndChaos #ForeverThankful #HappyThanksgiving

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My grandma once told me, “You can’t be afraid to show some ass once in a while.” #ImJustTakingHerAdvice #SheToldMeThatWhenIWasFive #NotSrs #WhenMyBarberAskedWhatHaircutIWantedIShowedHimAPictureOfAChiaPet #HeSaidSayNoMore

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At my age people are getting married and having kids...and I’m here like, can you pass the syrup? #PancakesAreMyChildren

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Pump so juicy I️ had to put a band-aid on these cuts. #SafetyFirst #BadDadJokes #IllStayOffTheInternetForTheDay #PutMyselfInTimeOut

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When I️ get to heaven, I’ll be like, hey Jesus how many calories in these donuts? And he’ll be like bro, what calories?

@cbum_ took on the 10,000 calorie challenge after the Olympia. You know I️ couldn’t let him do it alone. Link to the video in my bio.

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Sometimes you win some...and sometimes you get caught. #MyEyesAreUpHere #DatBootyDoe #TheCameraManCatchesEverything #IStillWonAnyways

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Why struggle choosing between “I️ wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self” when you can do both. #TheresOnlyOneWayToEatPizza #NoPants

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Anyone in need of a little bush trimming? #FarmersOnlyDotCom #ProfilePic #LandingStrip #SorryMom

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My future child better be funny AF because I’m not spending 18 years fake laughing in my own house. #YouThinkImJoking #ImNot #ThankGodTheseTwoAreHilarious #Cousins #Priceless

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Winnie the Pooh said it best, “Don’t stick your dick in honey if you’re allergic to bees.” #WishIWouldHaveHeardThisTwoDaysAgo #WaitWhat #BeesDontFuckAround #QuotesToLiveBy #AmIDoingTheMotivationalQuoteRight #NoShaveNovember #Movember #MondayMotivation

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Working on my six pack on #NationalDonutDay.

Finished all the donuts, but someone had to touch my phone before I finished the last one. 🙄😡

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You either die a hero, or live long enough that officials are forced to shut down the hot dog eating contest. #GoddamnGoddamn #OffseasonPhotoShoot #JackedFatAndHairy #ButReallyJustFatAndHairy #Movember

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I’m not saying I’m Superman. I’m just saying nobody has ever seen me and Superman in the same room together. #TheyCallMeSuperman #ImHereToRescueYou #SavingLivesAndEatingIceCream #TheFoodStoreIsMyLair #ClarkKent

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I’ll have what she’s having. #SharingIsCaring #SheHatesMe #ForTheGram

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When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets, but DO YOU KNOW WHY? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. #ImJustDoingWhatTheUniverseIsTellingMeToDo #GotMyGameFaceOn #AndMyHomelessShirt @coneywaffle

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Tried to think of a motivational quote but all I could think about was WHISKEY, BEER, TEQUILA, MORE BEER, and MORE WHISKEY. #LastNightDriedMeTheFuckOut #SaturdaysAreForTheBoys #PumpkinDelts #3WeeksOut #35WeeksOut

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When you see a 2 across the bar and you want to make her a 6. #DrinkUp #NotSrs #WhatsMyHalloweenCostumeYouAsk #ImRonTheSloot

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(Points aggressively at the menu and stares deeply into the waitress’ eyes) “Can I get the chocolate chip pancakes.” - @cbum_

#LoveAtFirstSite #CarbsOnCarbs #IRanOutOfThingsToDoWithMyFaceSoIObviosulyThoughtThisWasTheBestOption #Fail

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That face you make when you realize that cereal is just breakfast soup. #MindBlown #LifeChanging #BodyByCereal

I’ll have the leche fría with sugar coated corn flakes, sliced banana, and a dash of sugar. #SoupOfTheDay #FancyAF #FrostedFlakes

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Matt, do I look like I’m fucking kidding? _Greg, take the pic already. I look fine AF. #PardonHerFrench #Candid

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I don’t always have people staying at my house, but when @cbum comes into town for the week we @eatcleanbro. #eatcleanbro

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@cbum_ is in town for the week so you know we had to stop into @brotherbrunopizzadeliandbagel for their famous dessert pizza. Had to show him the real #cheatmealheadquarters. And I heard they had their limited edition pumpkin spice flavor soooo. #BasicAF #WhiteGirl

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Who’s got the bigger biceps, eh? Trained delts with @laurenlf and @dkellerx3 today. Oh and some guy named @cbum_. #TheCanadianGoose #TrainDeltsHitAFrontDoubleBi #Obvi #EverydayIsArmDay #LaurensBicepsOverChris

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Want to feel small and weak ass shit? Try working out with @cbum_ and @arash_rahbar. Trained chest yesterday, but I wasn’t going to let that stop me from training it again today with these two at @bevsgym. #TotallyFuckingWorthIt #PumpForDays #SmallestGuyInTheRoom

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When you ask her what that mouth do and she finishes her plate and downs her glass of wine in one sip. #HeyGirl #ITotallyAteTheLastBiteOfIceCream #SheWontTalkToMeNow #TotallyWorthIt

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