Neyland & Knox, NYC

We're Neyland & Knox, NYC kitties! We love sarcasm! 👻 Snapchat: hyorknyc 📺 YouTube: Meow_York_Kitties 💌hyork425@yahoo.com

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Otherwise, don't talk to me.
#CoffeeMe #ImFragile #WallSitWednesday

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Want to hear a joke?
Have confidence when spelling the word Hanukkah.
#ILatkeYouALot #NowThatsAJoke #TerribleJokeTuesday

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I've fallen and I can't get up! You should probably go ahead and cancel Monday.
#ItsForTheBest #ImBroken

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I know today is World Techno Day, but please stop saying "boots and cats" repeatedly. You're not fooling anyone.
#BootsAndCats #Beatbox #YouTryIt

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#TBT to when I was high AF after I had my teeth extracted.
#DontDoDrugsKids #DerpiestDerp #TeamToothless

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Well, yea... but I'm going to act like it doesn't.
#FootInMouth #OopsMyBad #WallSitWednesday

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Why did Mrs. Claus insist Santa take an umbrella?
Because of the rain, dear.
#ElfingTerrible #SantaClaws #TerribleJokeTuesday 📷 credit @petsmart

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Trying to figure out where the weekend went.
#DamnYo #DigToChina

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Annihilated the bottom of the tree. Mission: Accomplished.
#YouBlend #ISpy #OnToTheNextLevel

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I'm glad one of us is laughing.
#LoserPartyOfOne #GetALifeLady

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#TBT to leg day during my summer workout routine.
#WinterBodNow #SoMuchAir

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If I get coal, you're getting a hairball on your pillow.
#ICanRead #ImAnAngel #WallSitWednesday

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
#CantBeUnseen #TerribleJokeTuesday

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Cyber Monday: the only Monday of the year that people look forward to.
#AmIRite #BuyMeSomeNip #DontGetCheapOnMe

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Dreaming that every week was a 3 day work week.
#ThatWouldBeNice #ImACat #IDontWork #JoyOfPets

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That fake smile/laugh you give when you have no idea what the other person just said.
#UhHuhYea #Awkward #SmileAndNod

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I suggest you use one of these remotes and change your attitude.
#CarpalTunnel #BlackFridayClickClick

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May your turkey be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it. Happy Thanksgiving!
#MyTurkeyLeg #MoistMoist

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Let the holiday season bender begin!
#MeatSweats #StretchyPants #WallSitWednesday

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What did one earthquake say to the other?
It's not my fault.
#RichterScaleFail #TerribleJokeTuesday

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This is what happens when a conference call lasts 12 seconds longer than it should have.
#10SecondCutOff #MondayZzz

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You call THAT dinner? I call it horse manure.
#PonyUp #FiletMignonPlease

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Ran out of toilet paper... smell my finger.
#KittyJail #PartyFoul #CaturdayCrazy

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A little flashback to my Happy Friday jazzercise dance!
#GetIt #PreHolidayWorkout #FlashbackFriday

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With thanksgiving coming up... my laziness is exposed.
#OldieButGoodie #PaperPlatesFTW #WallSitWednesday

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Around Tennish.
#OhMan #SheWentThere #TerribleJokeTuesday

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This is the last footage ever recorded of Mr. Bacon. His whereabouts are unknown.
#TheDogDidIt #WeDontHaveADog #NotKosher

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I sneezed with my eyes opened and now I'm stuck like this.
#TheRumorsAreTrue #BlessYou

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