Neyland & Knox, NYC

We're Neyland & Knox, NYC kitties! We love sarcasm! 👻 Snapchat: hyorknyc 📺 YouTube: Meow_York_Kitties [email protected]

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Not only is today Caturday, but it's also the day to #ClearTheShelters!!! Help save a life and give an animal a forever, loving home! If you can't adopt, fostering is just as important!
We've tagged some of our favorite shelters, fosters, and organizations - check them out!
#XOXO #DoGood #AdoptDontShop

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Let's agree to disagree on your life choices.
#StartingWithYourWardrobe #TryANewHaircutToo #DickMode

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Smile and nod, folks. Smile and nod.
#FakeItTilYouMakeIt #SmilingIsMyFavorite #WallSitWednesday

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I passed gas at the Apple Store and people got upset.
It's not my fault they don't have windows.
#WaitWhat #TerribleJokeTuesday #GongMe

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All nighters are easy. All dayers are what's hard.
#ImFadingLikeAMofo #SundayVibes

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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
#NationalPresidentialJokeDay #LookItUp #LetThatSinkInYo

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Real talk: Neckface happens.
#TBT #TooManySmores #NeckFaceIsReal

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That's a hard YES for me.
#Plop #OldieButGoodie #WallSitWednesday

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The wall is open for business!
#SingleFileLinePlease #MustHaveID

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How do scientists keep their breath fresh?
With experi-mints!
#LOLZ #ZOMG #NoTeethLOL

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If Monday's ended with a dance off, the electric slide would win every time.
#WinnerWinner #LetsDance #Talent

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The lady in 7G is taking National Underwear Day to a whole new level.
#MyEyes #ICantLookAway #LessIsNotMore

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But like, where is Caturday?
If twinning were a sport, we'd win first place.
#FavoriteMeme #WhyTho

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#TBT to when I was going through my goth phase.
#DelicateFlower #NoseRingFTW

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Hold on, let me clean the average off of me.

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I'm not lazy, lady. I'm delegating.
#ImLazy #WallSitWednesday

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got six months!
#BreakinTheLaw #WeeWooWeeWoo #TerribleJokeTuesday

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Monday: First I'm like "meh" and then I'm like "You my bish."
#MediocreMonday #ComeAtMe

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I'm just going to put an "out of order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
#DerpIsTheWord #IIsBroked

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Shark week? It's Knox week every week, suckers!
#TBT #ImFintastic #HairyShark

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Knox was featured by @thecatniptimes for his wall sitting! Check out our interview that they published by going to the link in their bio!
#WallSitWednesday #KnoxIsAGangsta

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite!
#SharkWeekJokester #TerribleJokeTuesday

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Hey Monday... my mama don't like you and she likes everyone.
#ShesABelieber #MondayVibes

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I'm not lazy, I just take a lot of life pauses.
#CaturdayLazyDay #LetThatSinkIn

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Shrimpin' ain't easy, y'all! 🍤
#ShrimpHopHooray #StraightChillin

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Our artistic differences ended up becoming a banana split.
#WhatJustHappened #PunYouDidnt

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Hold on, I gotta clean the free samples off my face... #OKNowIllSit #FreeDinner #WallSitWednesday
Special shoutout to @bleusage for the sign idea!! 👏🏻

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What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
Oh snap.
#OhSnap #PonyTailNayyyy

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?
The 100-meter dash.
#AhGeez #TerribleJokeTuesday
Props to @kelly.ronahan for this terrible joke!

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