Neyland & Knox, NYC

We're Neyland & Knox, NYC kitties! We love sarcasm! 👻 Snapchat: hyorknyc 📺 YouTube: Meow_York_Kitties 💌hyork425@yahoo.com

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You know it’s cold outside, when you go outside and it’s cold.
#DeepThoughts #WhatIsLife

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Caturday shenanigans and alien fingers are the correct way to start the day.
#GottaBeQuicker #Boop

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#TBT to the warmer days... and checking out the hotties in the park.
#HeyGirl #YouComeHereOften

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I’m pretty sure Chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels.
#NowOpenTheBag #LeaveNoEvidence

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And by today, I mean tomorrow.
#GiveMeChocolate #LoveMe #WallSitWednesday

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What type of singer sings about candy?
A candy wrapper!
#InsertCandyHere #WhiteChocolate #TerribleJokeTuesday

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Taking Neckface to a whole new level.
#WhereDidYouGo #ManeForDays #MahFace

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Last Friday before Valentines Day. Gotta pick out the goods!
#GetYourSwagOn #FridayVibes #TopShelf

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I’d like an XL everything pizza. Don’t get stingy on the anchovies either!
#EwGross #BadBreathExpress #NationalPizzaDay

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#TBT to when I said ‘Pull My Finger’ and she did!
#ITooted #SheFellVictim Mwahaha

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But really... where in the world?!
#OldieButGoodie #WallSitWednesday

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Because he couldn’t control his pupils!
#ISee #OhGodNo #TerribleJokeTuesday

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter.
#OhSnap #OnFire #TerribleJokeTuesday

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Thank you, litter Gods, for making the humans Monday LESS smelly with our new favorite type of litter from @petsmart. Her nostrils thank you, too.
#ForTheLoveOfPets #Sponsored

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Don’t forget: laces out!
#AceVentura #SuperBowlNight #BestOfLuck

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#YoureWelcome #Ad

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I’d like to apply for the type of work schedule that Punxsutawney Phil has.
#YouHadOneJob #OnceAYear #MyResumeIsPerfect

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#TBT to my more shy days...
#LockTheDoor #CloseTheCurtain

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Dude... Bro... they invented breath mints for a reason.
#TBT #BackUpWithYaBreath #Stank

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I don’t need any prep work. I’m red carpet ready 24/7.
#WhereMyGrammyAt #WinnerWinner #ChickenDinner

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The lady in 12G is dancing naked again.
#ShesGotMoves #CantLookAway #EyeSeeYou

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Oh... hello. Im here to tell you that nightmares do come true.
#SleepTight #YoureWelcome

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I’m more of the “practice how I say ‘here!’ When the teacher calls my name” type of guy.
*shoutout to @bleusage for the sign inspiration!
#WallSitWednesday #StageFright

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