Neyland & Knox, NYC

We're Neyland & Knox, NYC kitties! We love sarcasm! 👻 Snapchat: hyorknyc 📺 YouTube: Meow_York_Kitties 💌hyork425@yahoo.com

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I'm not saying I'm Batman... I'm just saying no one has seen me and Batman in the same room... #LetThatSinkIn #SpookyTails @petsmart

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Damn woman! Don't scare me like that! And stop recording!
#LeaveMeAlone #QuietTimePlease #OuttaMyFace

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When you're in the middle of playing and the smell of tuna hits you hard. Real hard.
#TheWorldStops #CaturdayNightDerpOff

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Master, our beta fish, passed away last night. It was a good 4 year run! RIP little buddy.
#MasterBeta #ToiletBowlExpress

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We all dance to the beat of our own... bones.
#Trombone #Friyay #GetIt

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#TBT to when I was told that the princess was in another castle.
#ThenWhosOnMyBack #UnicornCat #MarioBros

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I can barely contain myself!
#WhosReady #Ricktatorship #WallSitWednesday

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How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
So long, sucker!
#VatVasTerrible #ILookRidiculous #TerribleJokeTuesday

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What did the candy corn call his father?
Popcorn!
#SoCorny #ICantLookAtYou #TerribleJokeTuesday

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You're interrupting our world domination meeting. Walk away if you know what's good for you.
#MakeLikeATree #BeGonePeasant

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The pillow says whaaaaat?!
#OhFack #PottyMouth #ToothlessShock

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An apple a day keeps the Dr. Away, but if he's cute, ditch the fruit.
#StepRightUp #LetsPlayDoctor

Check out @bigtoly for some great costumes for your fur babies!! They're great!

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#TBT to when the humans realized they couldn't have nice things.
#ImALiability #ByeSecurityDeposit

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What did the little acorn say when he grew up?
Geometry.
#TookMeAMinute #Ohhhhh #GeeImATree #OMGawd

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Stick a fork in me, Monday... I'm done.
#WhosThisClown #Unimpressed #NoDog

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What position do I play? Left out.
#BenchWarmer #WaterBoy

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And on the 5th day... I saw my life flash before my eyes.
#FadeToBlack #ITouchedHim
Ziggy and Lambchops mom @life_of_ziggy comes back today! Pretty sure Ziggy and I bonded. He loves me. I'm such a good cat-sitter.

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I've said it before, and I'm saying it again.... Friday: My 2nd favorite F word.
#FelineIsNumber1 #JustKidding #TGIFF

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I try to avoid things that make me feel fat... like mirrors, scales, and #tbt pics.
#WhatHadHappenedWas #NotFatAllFluff #IAteTheCow

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DUH.
#SalmonellaWhat #YOLO #WallSitWednesday #ALittleToTheLeft * Jukin Media Verified *
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Why are most pirates considered sopranos?
Because they love to hit the high seas!
#ArrrrghMatey #ImNowDumber #TerribleJokeTuesday

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What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi!
#Wazzup #Dreadful #TerribleJokeTuesday

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Count Knoxula says calories don't count this month.
#GiveMeReeses #PassOnCandyCorn

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I love coffee, yes I do! I love coffee, how 'bout you?!?
#WheresTheBaileys #NationalCoffeeDay #TooMuchCaffeine

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#TBT to our very first class at Body Slam University. "Slam and Wink" was the first technique we learned.
#NailedIt #SlamAndWink #WalkAway

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Bathing suit season is over. Make me some pancakes!
#OldieButGoodie #ThatToeStretchTho #WallSitWednesday

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How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#SoCool #HipHipNope #TerribleJokeTuesday

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Monday's are the dotards of weekdays.
#LookItUp #NewFavWord #Dotard #TrumpAndMondays

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Had a spooktacular time at this year's @petsmart #SpookyTails event! I even managed to Spider-Man my way over some dogs!
#BatCat #SuperheroBallin

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