✨Merlin✨

I'm here for a long time not a good time. Ragdoll / Himalayan

236 posts 50,412 followers 395 following

Everyone listen up for my public service announcement! Very important information here folks. 📢📢📢

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Which list do you think Santa has put me on this year? Naughty? Nice? Or the I don’t care because I’m a cat list? #closecall .
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Thanks aunt @__tashaanne for capturing my good side.

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Waking up Sunday morning after a big night wondering where exactly you are and how you got there. #thisisntwhereiparkedmycar

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Is it a turnoff when your date gets food stuck in his beard? Asking for a friend.

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🚨*SWIPE RIGHT for my celebrity look alike*🚨 “When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them” - Ron Swanson

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The term “grinchy” shall apply when the Christmas spirit is in short supply.

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“I love squats and kale” - said no one ever.

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I’m the kind of guy who’s already eaten all the chocolate in my advent calendar and peeked on my Christmas gifts. #noremorse

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I’m extra hungover today after last nights camp fire but it was lit af. 🍺
Sound up! 🔊🔊

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It looks like Santa threw up in here. I’m out.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meee, a tacky, crooked Christmas treee 🎵
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Having my personal space invaded wasn’t on my list of things to do today.

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Eating healthy is terrible and awful and scary but I do it for the ladies 🏋🏼‍♂️

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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When you ask someone for directions and they start using words like “east” and “west”.

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Contemplating the meaning of life is a lot harder when you have 9 of them.

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All of this white shit really inspires me... to retire and get the hell out of here #wheresmyigloo ⛄️
Sound UP 🔊🔊🔊🔊

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Welcome to Grumpy Town. Population: Merlin.

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Here in Canada, @timhortons coffee is the elixir of life. Where are all of my followers from? ☕️

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Monday’s are like blue cheese. If you say you like it, you’re probably lying. 🧀 🤢

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Anyone else stumble home from the bar at 2 am and forget how to turn off your lamp??

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My lipstick brings all the girls to the yard, and I’m like mines better than yours 💄

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Mentally preparing myself for the upcoming @victoriassecret fashion show. I think it’s going well.📸
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If Merlin was a telemarketer, would you hang up on him? Or ask him to call you back later 😏 📞

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When you look in the mirror and don’t recognize the person looking back at you. #imout

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If looks could kill, this tomato would be salsa rn. 🍅

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It’s my humans birthday today so to thank her for her efforts I left her a gift in my litter box 💩🎁
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This ones for you @alyssatudhope @__tashaanne @alyyseg

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Where there’s a will, there’s a way. I have no will, so there’s no way.

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Checking to see if the work week is over liiiiiiike ^

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I was kind of into this girl. But then she came on really strong. I guess she’s not my type 😬

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