nochedetoro

Trynna get fit, but also trynna get wine

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In honor of the new Star Wars movie, here is another movie about failure. My feet were too narrow, I leaned forward too far, and I went too heavy too quickly. I didn’t get 185 but I learned from my mistakes and got 175x1. Enjoy.
#starwars #fail #gymfails #squats #bodybuilding #vegainz #veganbodybuilding #girlswholift #tattoed #tattoedwomen

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I finally, after years of dreaming, got a home gym! This is the first deadlift I’ve done since I left my CrossFit fam back in August 2016. 185lbs... not a PR but much better than I was expecting! #deadlift #bodybuilding #powerlifting #vegainz #homegym #monday #strongereveryday #fashionvictim #metal

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Perks of country living... getting to wear stylish outfits every time you leave your house so you don’t get shot by some dumbass who can’t tell a human from a turkey #countrygirl #huntingseason #pleasedontshoot #imnotaturkey #orange

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I usually love the bodybuilding.com plans but wtf... they’re seriously recommending you eat 36 grams of sugar worth of gummy bears after a workout?! (And if you don’t want gummy bears you can sub pixie stix or sweet tarts.) That’s your whole daily allowance of sugar. Also the only vegetable they recommend is broccoli, at dinner.
Shortcut to Size? More like Shortcut to Obesity.
#fail #gymfail #bodybuilding #diabetes #shortcuttosize #wtfisthis #vegainz #gummybears #jokes

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My weekends have changed a little in my late 20s. That freaking tongue poking out 😂 😍#goldenretriever #goldenretrieverpuppy #puppy #puppylove #myheart #saturdaynight #sohappy

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I’m back! I hate having long hair. I admire you ladies who can deal with it! #fauxhawk #pixie #bodybuilding #iifym #fitgirl #bipride #wackywednesday

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Perks of working from home: I can look like this and my clients still think I’m a professional 😂 Happy Monday! Go out and kick some ass! #nofilter #obviously #mondays #messyhairdontcare #fitgirl #iifym #bodybuilding #vegainz

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Pizza time! Portabella mushrooms, artichokes, banana peppers, red bell peppers, and broccoli 😊our server said it was the prettiest pizza she’d ever seen #bodybuilding #gains #veganbodybuilding #whatdoveganseat #vegainz #fitness #fitgirl #bulking #foodporn

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Googles "side effects of showering every 12 hours"
#bodybuilding #fitness #fitgirl #veganfitness #iifym #messyhairdontcare #instahair #fitfam

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Waiting for someone to write a rap song about strong pecs... #bodybuilding #girlswholift #sundayfunday #gains #vegainz #fitness #iifym

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Seriously, why do people think vegetarians and vegans eat nothing but ice and LSD? #peanutbutter #bodybuilding #vegan #vegainz #veganbodybuilding #girlswholift #girlswithtattoos #stayinyourlane

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"These are old I've just never worn them before..." #bodybuilding #fitgirlproblems #gym #shopping #sofreshsoclean

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You can keep your chia/flaxseed/coconut oil/walnut/hemp seed/avocado/almond milk/oatmeal bowl. I just want pasta and tomatoes 🍝🍝🍝 #justdoit #breakfast #spaghetti #fuckit #bulking #assoverabs #carbie #bodybuilding #vegainz

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Black, just like the inside of my eyelids, which I would like to be looking at instead #exhausted #tgif #vegan #coffee #adulthoodsucks #sendhelp #bodybuilding #fitgirl #followme #howmanyhashtagsistoomany

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I did a 30-day vegan challenge and I have never had so many people worry about my diet. Most of them were drinking alcohol (tbh so was I...) #vegan #vegainz #vegansofig #veganfitness #gains #eatrealfood #party

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