Olive aka "the creep"

Life of a tiny worry wart #superween 🏩πŸ’ͺ @barkshop➑use promo code OLIVETHEWEEN for πŸ†“ treats @barkbox➑click the linkπŸ‘‡for a $10 coupon w/ your πŸ“¦

https://www.gofundme.com/surgery-for-orchid

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Olive misses her daddy @mike_vandyk while he's away with his band πŸŽ€πŸ’•πŸŽ§πŸŽ΅

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✨When your dog is photogenic AF✨ #DidIMentionWeLoveBarkBox? πŸ“¦ use code OLIVETHEWEEN at the @barkbox checkout to get your paws on a coupon to the @barkshop πŸ†“πŸŽ‰πŸ—

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Hi everypawdy, meet Orchid. Orchid could use a little of your love! She's been hurt rather badly and requires very expensive surgery on her back leg. Please take a look at her page by clicking the link in my bio and make a donation...even the smallest amount goes further than you think. As you all know, my little Olive was hit by a car last year and #GoFundMe was my saving grace...literally. If it weren't for all of you and the ongoing support I reveived, I wouldn't have gotten through it. Not financially or emotionally. The kindness, generosity, and warmth of perfect strangers poured in and got me through to the other side when Olive and I were in our darkest days. Olive's back left leg got the worst of the damage so this story hits very close to home with me which is why I desperately want to see them succeed! These are good people who love their dogs more than anything and would do absolutely anything for them (us dog people get it), so let's lend a paw, shall we? I'll be making a donation of course because I want to pay it forward. I hope you all do the same. Please share. πŸ’— #SurgeryForOrchid #pleaselendapaw #searchyourhearts #pleaseshare
and please feel free to tag a friend. Love you all! 😘

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Creepin' into the weekend like...😏 #supfriday #weenievibes #shesmylobster

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Okay Olive βœ‹ so many things happening here that I don't understand. Let me count the ways. First of all, you're just a head. Second of all, WHAT is that smile? It's wrinkly and makes me uncomfortable, like you're plotting something. THIRD. The white hairs on your mouth. I can't. They're spreading. YOU'RE 3. πŸ™ˆπŸ‘΅ #icanteven #thisdog #omg #whatwouldidowithoutyou 😍 #wienersgunnaween πŸ’

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I've always seen Olive as the stuff of children's books. Her sausagey antics, charming quirks, and comical neuroses inspire me to write. Here's a sneak peak of what that could look like one day. Drawn by Olive's grandma (my momma). I present to you: "Olive the Worrying Wiener". What do we think, guys? πŸ“– I especially like the stubby wrinkly arms. πŸ’—

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This little CREEP πŸ’—

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"Mom....do you love tattoo Olive more than you love real Olive?" πŸ’­πŸ˜³ #thingsOliveworriesabout #cutestween #thosefrownlinestho #dying

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When you can't find your wiener anywhere, check the nearest lumpπŸ’— #lessonsfromoliveshuman πŸ’ #owningadachshund101 #WELOVEOLIVE 🐢

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When your three year old dog is an old woman πŸ‘΅ #olivestinycouch πŸ“

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Two beautiful little cocktail weenies getting to know each other in the most adorable way 😍 we love you @zoebogartmuskokadschunds - you're an incredible two legged sausage princess! #OliveandZoe #BadAssLadies πŸ‘­πŸ’— #WeenQueens πŸ‘‘ #furfriends 🐢

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Sunshine and wet smooches with an inappropriate amount of tongue πŸ’‹πŸŒžπŸΆ #onesielife #weenielovin #poochsmooch #raiseyourhandifyoumisssummer πŸ™‹

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Olive: "What more do you want from me, I already let you smell my bumhole"
#OliveandZoe #SausageLinks #BadAssWeensFoLife #FriendshipGoals πŸ’˜ #SpecialLittleLadies
Check out Zoé's instagram and stay tuned for more adorable wiener antics 😍 @zoebogartmuskokadschunds

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Remember this one? #ALickInWonderland πŸ˜πŸ“¦ featuring #SqueakledeeandSqueakledum and #SqueakMeSweetTreat (Olive's personal fave!) FETCH YOURS at @barkbox and get free goodies on Olive w/ code OLIVETHEWEEN πŸ’— the themes of the boxes change monthly and you're always gunna have a chuckle, believe me. These guys know what they're doin'! #dogpeoplegetit #satisfactionguaranpeed #Olivetestedandapproved "Real funny mom" πŸ˜’

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These two though. Omg. Like can I cut in orrrr? #thirdwheelin πŸ˜’πŸ’‹πŸ’—
Side note: Olive's saggy lil grinch gut...come on 😩

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ZoΓ©: "YOU WANNA BE BESTFRIENDS CUZ I THINK WE SHOULD BE BESTFRIENDS"
Olive: "What do I do though" #awkwardsausageantics #twobeautifullittleladies #OliveandZoe #wienerlove #galpals #dying #heartexploding
We love you @zoebogartmuskokadschunds πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž thank you for accepting Olive just as she is - which lets face it - is completely socially inept πŸ˜‚.

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THIS IS ZOΓ‰ AND SHE'S OLIVE'S NEW PAL AND WE LOVE HER SO MUCH πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’ž make sure you check out the incredibly awkward and hilarious video of the two of them (posting soon) and Olive not understanding how to make friends πŸ˜‚ #dying #wienersgunnaween #olivesfirstsausagefriend 😍 #galpals
Check out Zoé's painfully adorable Instagram page @zoethemuskokadachshund even though it doesn't even begin to do her justice! Seriously almost stuffed her in my purse on the way out. I'm so glad Olive got to meet you 😘😘😘! #twoveryspeciallittlegirls

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#flashbackfriday to sunshine rays on warmer days 🌞 when the air didn't hurt our faces #basicbitches #weenielovin #wehatewinter #letmecounttheways:
1. It's cold
2. You always get a little fatter
3. Which still does not provide enough warmth
4. It makes you sad
5. Lack of vitamin D also makes you sad
6. You're sad because you know these things
7. It lasts for an eternity
8. Static
9. Ugly dry skin
10. You spend time making lists about why you hate winter

#telluswhyyouhatewinter!

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Trying to take your dog's picture like
Me: "Olive look here!"
Olive: "Ok!"
Me: "No, over here Olive!"
Olive: "Got it."
Me: "Why can you not get this"
Olive: "You're welcome!" #whereareyouevenlooking #lifewithaween #thestruggleisreal #especiallywiththisone πŸ’

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Olive and her new bed, where she will spend countless hours dreaming up unlikely worst case scenarios πŸ’πŸ’­ #lifeofatinyworrywart #bedislife #acomfyweenisahappyween #dailyolive πŸ’ž

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This face 😍 I CAN'T. Can you?! Cuz I don't think you can!
Bandana from @olive_and_company πŸ’ž and YAS that's an avocado!

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Waking up on New Years day like 😷🍷🎊 #2018 #yay!!!

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