Gary and supporting cast (@omgdeedee)

Gary and supporting cast

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body. CA, USA Team Canon/LG G4 [email protected] to help Rooney:

https://www.gofundme.com/saving-baby-rooney

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Your mullet is irresistible. (Soundtrack by Jesse, who's sitting on my lap)

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Broviet Union. #brocabulary #Gasse

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Some of you may remember that we never caught Jesse's mother, despite @simbas_mom's best efforts to trap her with the intention of getting her spayed. She's at it again, and brought her current litter to @simbas_mom's backyard shed a couple of weeks ago. Meet Gretchen (of #breakingbadlitterno2) who I caught today. Thankfully her litter is only 2 this time, the other one is a ginger who looks uncannily like Hank (seriously, it's kind of creepy) did as a baby. I had him in my hands today, but the #gingerbullshit was strong and he scratched me up a bit and jumped over the fence with his mom. I'll try again as soon as we see him. (And we're still trying to trap mom) I'd love to find homes for them so please let me know if you're interested at all. And yes, I would love to keep Gretchen myself, but I'm not sure that can happen. (SHE HAS ONE WHITE WHISKER @kramzilla)

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I'm sorry for calling your toes cute.

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Hey Jesse, I have a plan to put our minors back to work. #flashbackfriday #grammarnazi #twitler

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Don't worry, Hank, it's only going to be 102Β° today. You might need a sweater. #meltedsnowflake #snowflakenation

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I have no idea whether there are "tapes" or recordings of Gus acting the fool with the hose, but I did not make, and do not have any such recordings. #gare🐻 #you #aint #never #lied

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I'll take a ginger sandwich on white, please. #isittimeforanotherkittenyet #throwbackthursday

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When you tell the kids they gotta get out of the sprinkler. (Video coming soon)

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What's in the bag, dad? #messopotamia
Photo by Dad.

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A one man riot.

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When it's 108Β° (43 C) and you know it's stupid to be outside but you can't back down off the bullshit power struggle with your mom. #tushietuesday #Gasse

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All aboard the Gus Bus. #BabyJeGus

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Surprise, bitches! #its #margoylemonday

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I learned this by watching mom with her box of wine. #justkidding #kindof

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Enjoy a full minute of anarchy. Happy Father's day!

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I have the best derps. Everybody knows it.

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The musings of a screaming goat, courtesy of @emmansophie
#throwback His voice today is slightly less hysterical. (About 3.5 months old)

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The nodule is back. #outdamnednodule #tinygustopher #GusToeFur

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Are you guys building a nest? #BabyJeGus

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Gus has developed an appreciation for wallowing in filth.

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When you think about your life and realize you have no one to blame but yourself. #tangerinemewssolini #hanksamillion

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What have I done to deserve this? #bootypillow #Gargo

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Gus loves to discuss dinner options.

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Dude, what the hell are we looking at?

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Gus is a metaphor for 2017. #confuzzled #blep
He's also feeling much, much better.

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Hey Margo, why don't you guys ever say what an honor and a blessing it is for you to serve me and the Team Gary agenda? #dearleader

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