Gary and supporting cast

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It was very hard to choose a winner for Gus's stage name, but after reading them all in Michael Buffer's voice, my two favorites are from @mgruber96 "King Dingus of the Ringus" and @freddiemercurysmustache "Black Mandible" Please send me a DM to claim your mug.


Gus demonstrates the Teddy Bear Death Grip. Bonus mini giveaway: Best wrestling stage name gets a Gus mug.


The motivation is incredible. #hankyouverymuch



It's little Miss law and order who's easiest to get in the house, because she will always lead by example even if it does absolutely no good. #TeamGaryTrivia


#TeamGaryTrivia this is why I can't get anything done edition: who is the easiest to bring back in the house (Spoiler: ICYMI, Hank is the most difficult) (bonus Alice backing away from Margo)


I'm not going in. Fight me



Alice and Jesse fully endorse the new toy invented by our friend, @happypets2 called @sheerfunforcats. You can support her Kickstarter and get one yourself and see a lot more about it by clicking the link in @sheerfunforcats profile. Good luck, Carolyn!


This is awesome because I have Jesse and McMaster in the Team Gary/White House firing deadpool. #nopensionforyou #margoiscoming


When you leave Margo in charge and she drinks instead of watching the kids #margorita



The shit is about to hit the fan and Gus is here for it. #flashbackfriday #gustopher #imoldenoughtorememberwhenwehadafunctioninggovernment


Excuse me, do you have change for a hundred? #hanksfornothing #throwbackthursday #iwantapushuppop



Raise your hand if you like to shove your face into the ground and clog your nose up with mud. #iknowido ✋🏼


Whose face do you think is on that ball? #margoed


It's Hank who does things like shoves himself into crevices when I try to bring him in. When I finally do catch him, I have to carry him with one arm and kind of point him away from me because he will attack my hand while I open the door. Because he's an ass. #hankyouverymuch #TeamGaryTrivia



#TeamGaryTrivia, Rexodus edition: Who is the biggest pain in the ass when it comes to bringing these guys in from the backyard?


I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike #invisiblebike @kramzilla you like this song better?


It's raining men, hallelujah #gustopher



A perfect day to be majestic AF. #gare🐻


Jesse is not a "sleeping son of a bitch" despite the time change. #helikesmakingfunnynamesthatarenotfunnyok


The #Strugglebus is now departing for Hank's party, Alice will be your designated driver. #malice


Happy 3rd birthday, Hank! We're so glad to have gotten you off of the mean streets of Vacaville, our house would not be the same without you. If you could stop putting your asshole on my stuff, that would be great. #hankyouverymuch #sprinklesareforwinners


Fun fact about Gary: he will only eat if it's from a freshly opened can. Because he's a punk. #fridayfunfactswithgary #noleftoversdammit


#flashbackfriday to Hank's first birthday party. He turns 3 tomorrow. I hope you got him something breakable.


This little Hershey's kiss goes out to all the fantastic women I've met or have yet to meet here on IG. Thank you for all your hilarious comments and friendship, and for hanging with Team Gary. #juniormiss #InternationalWomensDay


Margo making angry bread. She's been with us 4.5 years and I've never seen this before. #margoals #soviolent


When your mom is droning on and on about how many people don't know what a Webster is and think you're actually tossing Emmanuel Lewis at Hank. (Which would be adorable, via @kitgrrrl_ )#coolstorymom #stillnottelling #howdoyoupeoplecleancobwebs #thisisnothank


It's Gary, of course. When I say "unsupervised" I mean I walk into the house for a minute or two to get a drink, change my lens, whatever. I know Gary won't mess up. He gets outside time without the rest of them (as does Margo). The best thing about it is when I go back out he meows at me like he missed me. It's hard to rank the rest of them, worst to best in trustworthiness, but I'll say Gus and Jesse are the worst, Jesse because he won't stop hopping over the gate, and Gus because he has no concept of danger (although he's the same inside the house). Hank still climbs the tree but now jumps out of it as soon as I pick up the Webster because he doesn't want me to touch him with it. Margo is susceptible to outside influence (birds) and Alice just runs away from me when I try to bring her in. #TeamGaryTrivia


#TeamGaryTrivia, Flee this place like it's the White House edition: ( this one is a softball) Who do I trust completely to stay outside alone unsupervised?