Gary and supporting cast

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body. CA, US #❄️🇺🇲 This page talks politics. ⚠️ Canon/SGS 8 Becausegary@gmail.com

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We're clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic. #Guswillhavetheham

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New rules, list of banned words to follow:
Margo
Hank
Gus
Jesse
Alice
#AuthoriGarian #dearleader

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It was nice gnawing you. #notpunnygary

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Big plans for the day, Hank? #hankyouverymuch

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Have some Christmas #Gunk
#flashbackfriday December 2015

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You make a better door than a window. #thoseears #Algar

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You're doing amazing sweetie

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I triple dog dare you. #ScankFarkus

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All I want for Christmas is dat loaf. And for #BabyJegus to stop jacking up the tree. #gare🐻

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Please enjoy this brief respite from our national shit show. #WhereIsYourGodNowRoy #thanksalabama #thanksalobama #FREESASSY

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Jesse wants me to turn on the butt warmer, more commonly know as a laptop. #howmanycatsdoyousee #jealice

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Hello, dingus. #dinGus

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Is Margo gonna have to choke a bitch? #margoylemonday #doubledecker #malice #waynebrady

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I found a chocolate bunny. Who wants an ear?

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Where the hell am I? #gare🐻 #gobacktosleep

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Margo would like you to address her with "Yaaasss queen" from now on, so if you could do that, that would be great. #margoals

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When Hank is simply done with your dumb ass. #hanksbutnothanks

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You're a mean one, Mister Hank. #howthegingerstolechristmas

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Ear measuring contest. Sorry, Margo, but at least you don't have a wonky eye. #malice #throwbackthursday

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I think you'll enjoy this more than the alleged peepee tape. #grabbedbythepussy (Thank you @happyhousepets for the catnip Trump and other toys... This was rather cathartic.)

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My Gus ornament is so lifelike #gustopher

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If someone in your fam is an ass and you don't know who it is, that means it's you. #hankyouverymuch

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Junior Miss Kitchen Police is angling for a promotion after finally discovering how to get on the counter. #usethestove #doingmargoproud #gotthebitchslapper #Jealice

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This is why we can't have mediocre things. (from December 2016 by popular demand) #gustopher

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I knew it. Gus is actually a Sim, which is why he has to be rebooted from time to time. The Sims 4- available now with cats and dogs! @theSims #TS4CatsandDogs #thesims #ad

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Margo has parked herself in front of the biggest Christmas tree I've ever attempted (6.5 ft) just in case someone tries to have fun with it. #IWishAMotherfuckerWould #FunPolice

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