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Sometimes Margo does the Blair Witch just to f*&k with us. #margoylemonday

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Hi guys, this is Foxy (@food_n_foxy) who's not been feeling well, and at 11 years old you can't be too careful. Her mom needs some help and has set up a go fund me, and she doesn't need a lot but she recently lost her job, so if you could find it in your heart to help her out, please visit the link in @food_n_foxy profile.

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Could somebody turn this damn thing off for a while? #totaleclipseofthegarebear

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Jesse is Gary's dingleberry. Gary is usually very patient with the dingleberry, letting it fall off naturally, but sometimes it's been there so long that he has to take measures to remove it. #TeamGaryTrivia

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#TeamGaryTrivia Somebody Get That Offa Me Edition: Who is called The Dingleberry because they stick to a certain other member like, well, a dingleberry?

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Where did you get that black whisker? Why do they call it a pair of pants? Why is an orange an orange but a lemon is not a yellow? How does a man who doesn't know the difference between heal and heel get elected president? #askgus

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Exsqueeze me. #bakingpowder

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From yesterday's Team Gary picnic, Margo dominating at Whack-a-Ginger.

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I need you to invest in my new TV show, #Sheetcaking With The Stars. Bannon, Spicey and the Mooch have already signed. #LetThemEatSheet #cake

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Smile, it's Friday. #facialhairfriday

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Margo's going to draw a chalk outline around you if you're not careful, Gus.

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#tbt to the time Gary gave Jesse a swollen face to match his swollen hand. #mickeymousegloves #swole #playingwithwasps

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Policing the neighbors and unauthorized planes. #Margosworkisneverdone

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You see, Hank, Hillary used her personal account to send work emails. So obviously, things could be much, much worse. #pantsuits #snowflakes #moralequivalency

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I threw down some utterly ridiculous bunny paws today and #you #are #welcome #love #garebear

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All I can do is quote @turquoise_mke: "He put the Gus in dingus"

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I found out today that you should never tell Margo to stay in her lane. #shemakestherules #margoylemonday #funpolice

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When the maker of Tiki Torches comes out with a stronger statement against white supremacists than the POTUS. #thisisnotnormal #thisisnotright #resist

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Oh, did I wake you guys up? #sorrynotsorry #pettyAF

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Daddy had to rescue Gus from the roof of the shed yesterday. Ten minutes later, he was showing Jesse how to get up there. Ten minutes after that, Hank made a break for it too. #catsaresuchdicks

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Find someone who looks at you the way Hank looks at his tree. #oristhattoopsycho#hanksforthelove

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It's Gus who panics when the goodness is on my finger but will bravely lick the Ciao stick even though it pains him to do so. Dry treats are just as stressful and often fall out of his mouth. #teamgarytrivia

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#teamgarytrivia foodie Friday edition: who is the only one who has a problem eating from my hand, especially if it's something lickable?

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HI GUS. #fridayfreakout

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Why do I even argue with her? #margoals

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Shenanigans. See also: Tomfoolery.

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He's been singing like a bird all day. #sameaspaulmanafort

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Anytime is a good time for a ridiculous kitten. Photo by @emmansophie #gustopher

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I hid his phone and he can't tweet about the failing New York Times and the Amazon Washington Post. #twatstorm #hankyouverymuch #orangemenace #fuckyourfuckingcookies

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When the kids make fun of your Eddie Munster/Paul Ryan looking hairdo. #SAD

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