If you snort mayonnaise it's less calories.
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About 6 years ago, my old piano teacher used to put pennies on my wrists to help with my hand posture, and I got to keep the pennies if they didn't fall off my wrist. Eventually, I didn't need to do this anymore, but I remember saying that I would save up 100 of them so I could go to the dollar store and buy something. 6 years later, I have $1.68 and tomorrow I'm planning to hand the cashier 10 bags of 10 cents each and a handful for tax.
Oh hey I just found this thing lying on the ground, don't think it's worth anything so I'm gonna throw it in the trash. Happy back to school! ...Also, I make music. Don't worry, I'm not another level 2 SoundCloud rapper. I can't keep up with graphic design on Instagram (still make memes tho) so now I'm regularly making music because I have way more fun and I'm way better at doing it consistently.
One more thing, how do you use Snapchat? It's like an intelligence test just to send something!