Marc A. Gerber

Certified and advanced psychic medium, animal communicator, crystal energy reader

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Black hole sun, won't you come
#pathoftotality #eclipse #2017eclipse

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Racing down to the path of totality, y'all #2017eclipse #totaleclipse #nascar #eclipse #solareclipse #totaleclipseofthenascar

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Gimme, Gimme Moore
Gimme, Moore
#michaelmoore #thetermsofmysurrender #liberalbubble #lawrenceodonnell

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You’re going to need a bigger theater #unitedpalace #jaws #sharkattack

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Look what you've done
I'm a motherfuckin' farmboy
#cherrytomatoes #homegrown #farmtotable #urbanfarming #urbangarden #yousaytomato #tomatomg #madeinmanhattan

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Uncle Marky, could you read us a bedtime story?
Please, huh, please?
Alright, you kids get to bed, I'll get the storybook
#slickrick #childrensstory #therulersback #thegreatadventuresofslickrick #jonahtunde

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Alec Baldwin interviews (read: mocks) big game hunter who apparently always dresses like he's big game hunting at Summerdoc screening of Trophy which examines poaching, big game hunting, conservation and preservation of endangered species

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Double basses bout to drop that good bowed tone on DvoΕ™Γ‘k's certified summer banger, the New World Symphony #bso #tanglewood #doublebass #feelthebass

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Can a butterfly in the Berkshires really cause a tornado in Texas?? #butterflyeffect #butterfly #butter #fly #neitherbutternorfly

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Make America Marc Again rally in Litchfield, Maine
#bringbackmyoldjobatblockbustervideo #marcissist

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Looking for a cool place to take your 40 year old on a rainy day? #parrishartmuseum #adhd #stilldizzy

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For the summer I am only accepting outdoor gigs on lakes and other bodies of water
#3rdannuallakenightcomedy #themainevent #lakelife #mainelife

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The Maine course
#lobstahroll #imonaroll #themainevent

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Do you wanna come sit on the deck #sagharbor #sagawards #sagharbornoresenment #wheredoyousummer

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Lavender Fields Forever

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This isn't what my mother meant when she said, "Marc, just marry someone already!" Congrats Chris and Rachel! You guys landed a wonderful officiant

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I love it when you call me Big Hoppy #beeriesmalls #homebrew #notoriousbig #biggiesmalls #notoriusABV @lotorious

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If you're looking for me, I'm at the end of the rainbow #doublerainbow #rainbow #rainbowboy

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It’s night time in the big city. Fog rolls in from the waterfront. A night shift nurse smokes the last cigarette in a pack

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Oy, we lost the balloons
@bethhaase #oyvey #erics30

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Heroes come in all shapes and sizes #youhadtobethere #erics30

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Life hack: don't have kids - have friends with kids #jonahtunde

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All of this beauty can be yours to discover

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Newport Lights

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this evening to witness my ninth time as a wedding officiant. Congrats Karim and Karoline!

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Brother Ali is back in town #brotherali #allthebeautyinthiswholelife

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Just saw 1984. Gonna head home and watch Handsmaid's Tale and catch up on the news. #dystopia #georgeorwell #1984

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