Marc A. Gerber

Widely known as “the one true leader.” I have direct authority from God to control almost all aspects of your life

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Same flannel, new venue. Happy to report that my comedy works at The Comedy Works!

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Lena Waithe is a brilliant, inspiring person and her new show The Chi is already one of my favorites after just seeing the pilot. So well written and acted, and does a superb job of humanizing the black children in Chicago that much of the media dismisses and condemns as thugs. Lena is definitely here to stay #thechi #lenawaithe #lenawaithe>lenadunham #notthatitsacompetition #sendmeyourshowtimepassword

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Parents: we’re only buying one sled, so you’ll have to take turns
Us: ok... #throwbacksnowday #goingdownhillfast #sledheadz #centralpark #centralmarc #siblingsledding

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Me: Let’s pose for a Happy New Year pic
Jonah: have your agent call my agent
#jonahtunde #modelstatus

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To this day, nothing I have ever done has garnered as much positive attention as this security camera footage of me falling up the stairs at work #throwbacknerdsday

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If you like my Christmas suit, you’d love my birthday suit (available upon request)

#sothisischristmas #lastchristmasigaveyoumyheart #happyholidays #happyhollerdays #fireplace #itselectricboogiewoogiewoogie

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2017 will always be remembered as the year I went on two dates that aired on national television #steveharvey #catfish #toooldtobethebachelor #tooyoungtogetmarried

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Sasha Ganesha

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Big thank you to the 800 people who came out to see me surrounded by candy canes dressed like a guy who sells Christmas trees! Especially the one guy I’m pointing at

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Attending a nice event is always a good opportunity to take a couples pic

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If you happen to be home today and still have regular TV stations, you can catch me on the Steve Harvey show at 2pm on NBC. The hilarious Nikki Glaser picks me out of a group of guys to go on a date with. I'd like to think it was because she liked me the best, but I think it's because the audience and Steve pressured her to pick me. An old lady in a wheelchair actually stood up for the first time in years to cheer for me. Nikki and I had a great time but the best part was when Steve pulled me to the side and said in his very Steve voice, "you've got IT, and I know IT when I see IT because IT's all I have." I’ll take IT.
#steveharvey #steve #universalstudios #datenight #dateday #dateme #actuallydont

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Today was a good day #jonahtunde

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had a great time hanging in LA this weekend
#theupsidedown #musclebeach #guidotouristfromlawnguyland

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Been in LA like 5 minutes and I’m already drinking a green juice on the beach #illhavemyagentcallyouragentandwellfindatimeforlunch

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Dad thoughtfully left a cassette player beside my bed but I forgot all my tapes in the city
#throwbackthanksgiving

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Thankful for my pops, who taught me how to be shirtless and sexy #throwbackthanksgiving

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TBTechnology. Bottom right, my first cellphone (w/ the slick mic piece). Bottom left, my final beeper (received text messages). Top right, first MP3 player (Rio, held 16 songs, total). Top left, first flip AND camera phone (thought I was fancy)
#tbtech #tbtechnology #flipphone #rio #mp3player #beeper #911

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Jonah: I hope you know all these likes are for me
Me: just take the picture
#jonahtunde

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Apparently this dude really loved my set

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Is that a banana in my pocket or was I just happy to be performing on two sold out shows last night?

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My new coffee table book is making everyone cry! And by everyone I mean me #souzabook #presidentobama

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What an experience introducing student activists and artists as the host for the annual fundraiser for Proof: Media for Social Justice. Proof.org uses visual storytelling (see our faces) to inspire action on human rights

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I genuinely appreciate the concern, but shouldn’t she already know if I’m ok or not???

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Remember the episode of Magnum PI where he danced with a skeleton and sang Bony Bony over the song Mony Mony? Yeah me neither
#magnumpi #monymony #bonybony #mustachesofinstagram #skeletonoffun

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It’s not a competition, but I’m pretty sure we had the best time last night. At least, that’s what I’m hearing #magnumsangels #theresnocryingintherealhousewivesof80ssitcoms

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Why did my hand go limp? Duh, because I tickled my funny bone. Thanks for a great time Hartford!
Photo credit: @sharronicanyc

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Last night I went to an event at the Museum of Natural History and when it ended, everyone left through a specific exit except my friend and I who took another route and we ended up alone in the museum after it was closed for several hours. We headed straight for the Whale. I knew exactly where it was because as a kid the Nat History museum was my church and the Whale was the pulpit. So last night was the first time I had my church to myself and what I'm trying to say is that it was a very spiritual experience. Namaste in the museum after it closes

#museumofnaturalhistory #americanmuseumofnaturalhistory #thewhale #thesquidandthewhale #whaleofatime

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Took a little trip to take in the beautiful fall foliage inside a diorama at the Museum of Natural History

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Sending @alekzira home with fresh basil grown in my backyard. Not enough to make pesto so I recommended she generously sprinkle it over caprese salad #freshbasil #climatechangebasil #manhattanbasil #pesto #pestomg

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