Pinky And Fang

Two British Shorthair princesses in New Zealand. 1 year old Fang and 4 year old Pinky. Often tortured by their 12 year old tabby brother Astro.

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Come at us ex-Cyclone Gita. We have a tunnel. #disasterpreparedness

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Can we please just leave him out there?

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Our mother figure has saturated the garden with weed killer and locked us inside because apparently we “can’t be trusted” not to eat the weeds. Looking as pathetic as possible so she knows how insulting this is. #catproblems #dieweedsdie

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Throwing it back to the day tiny human came to visit and showed off her new grabbing skills. Tiny human is lucky Fang is an attention seeking show pony who doesn’t care what kind of attention she gets as long as it’s directed solely at her. Top tip for tiny - don’t try it with Astro. 😬😵
#grabby #ouch #fistfulloffur
@archie.loves.diesel

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These pencils are in for a rough night. The humans can’t protect them forever... 😈

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Someone turned one whole year old and got a big fishy meatcake all to herself. Happy birthday Fang 🎂😗😸 #firstbirthday #oneyearold

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In the club killing it with your girls and bae rolls in after you told him you were staying in to hit Downton Abbey on Netflix. YOU BEEN SNAPPED. 😨

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Pinky had a lovely visit with the vet today for an injection. It was not at all traumatic...
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Feline stomatitis is proving hard to get under control for Pinky. Our mother figure is considering starting a blog about the journey. Because it’s been a JOURNEY people. No vacation for Pinky that’s for sure.

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TWO tiny humans came to visit today. Even though it was crazy hot outside we really preferred having the glass separating us from their little fingers. So grabby!

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Fang has appointed herself official Guard Cat / Welcoming Committee of the house. She’s taking this role very seriously, rarely leaving her post. Except for eating. And playing with Pinky. And chasing bugs. And going to the toilet in the flower beds. And... OK she leaves her post a lot but she’s very committed.

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Our mother figure did this thing today that makes the grass shorter. We approve of this activity, not only because it gives us extra clearance between our undercarriages and the ground, but because she uses this fascinating whirly chopping contraption. We gave it a good inspection and certified it 100% P&F approved 🐾

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Tiny human came to visit today. She learned how to really grab fur about a month ago so we were on high alert and spent the whole visit ducking and diving out of her way.#hypervigilance #grabbyhands

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When a human touches the spot you just cleaned and you can’t deal 👅 #tongueouttuesday

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Monday. Infinitely more bearable with a wingman. Or wingcat. Or wingsister. Whatever. Someone you like a lot 👯‍♀️🤜🤛💖

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Fang: Wait, what?! Dinner time has already gone??
Astro: Yeah man you’ve been asleep for like, a whole day. I had to eat your food while it was fresh.
Fang: No, wait... WHAT?!?!
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Snooze you lose Fangster.

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Life is for living and Fang knows how to live. #lazy #comfy #princess

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THE CUTENESS OF THIS CLOSENESS!!! 😍🧡

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When you realise it’s Sunday afternoon and those weekend chores you’ve been putting off have got you on the run. 😰

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This paw. That is all. 😍😘🐾😇

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Get your special occasion pompoms and ribbons out cos it’s FRIYAY, we’ve got fresh catnip, and Astro’s gearing up for a scorcher 🥃🍸

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This #throwbackthursday the humans are looking back at 6 month old Fang. They’re feeling nostalgic because they just realised Fang will be one whole year old in just a few weeks. Stop growing up Fang! #kittenlife #stopgrowingsofast

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Idiot sandwich. Just needs bread. We’ve got the other ingredients covered 🥪

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Pinkeez be poking their tonguez out all over Instagram on a Tuezday. #tongueouttuesday #tot #tongueout

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Getting home from work on your first day back after a holiday and seeing your arch nemesis looming in the mirror behind you. The hits just keep on coming. #creeper #nemesis #mondaymood

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TRANSLATION: Stop vacuuming! It’s loud and takes away all the precious bits of crap we bring in from outside. Also the food in our bowls is more than 15 minutes old and we need fresh stuff. And FFS stop leaving the toilet door closed all the time! I’m losing valuable opportunities to shred toilet rolls and bat them into the bowl!! Stupid human.
#urgent #immediately #now #listenupbitches

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No that wasn’t me at the fence howling as if I were trapped and helpless. I was not doing it to get the attention of the big dogs on the other side. I certainly did not shove my nose as far into the cracks between the fence palings to let the dogs sniff me and commence growling and barking like vicious canine predators. How could you even suggest I would do any of these things deliberately?! 😈
#innocent #neverhaveiever

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Our mother figure took a break from the internets for a while which is SO selfish because she KNOWS we can’t operate the phone or computer on our own due to our lack of opposable thumbs. She’d better not get any crappy new year’s resolution ideas about minimising her online activity or we will keep her awake on the regular with meowing and inappropriate licking. Oh and Happy (belated) New Year! 🥂🎉

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Life’s been difficult for our humans over the last week. We are feeling very neglected 😩 BUT they are on holiday at home with us for two whole weeks now which we assume means they will be showering us with all their attention all day every day. #humanproblemsnotcatproblems

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When you wish with every fibre of your being it’s edible but you know it’s not. #tongueouttuesday

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We all have those Mondays where you just can’t get out of your box. #mondaymood

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