Two British Shorthair princesses in New Zealand. 1 year old Fang and 4 year old Pinky. Often tortured by their 12 year old tabby brother Astro.
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Throwing it back to the day tiny human came to visit and showed off her new grabbing skills. Tiny human is lucky Fang is an attention seeking show pony who doesn’t care what kind of attention she gets as long as it’s directed solely at her. Top tip for tiny - don’t try it with Astro.
#grabby #ouch #fistfulloffur
Pinky had a lovely visit with the vet today for an injection. It was not at all traumatic...
Feline stomatitis is proving hard to get under control for Pinky. Our mother figure is considering starting a blog about the journey. Because it’s been a JOURNEY people. No vacation for Pinky that’s for sure.
Fang has appointed herself official Guard Cat / Welcoming Committee of the house. She’s taking this role very seriously, rarely leaving her post. Except for eating. And playing with Pinky. And chasing bugs. And going to the toilet in the flower beds. And... OK she leaves her post a lot but she’s very committed.
Our mother figure did this thing today that makes the grass shorter. We approve of this activity, not only because it gives us extra clearance between our undercarriages and the ground, but because she uses this fascinating whirly chopping contraption. We gave it a good inspection and certified it 100% P&F approved
TRANSLATION: Stop vacuuming! It’s loud and takes away all the precious bits of crap we bring in from outside. Also the food in our bowls is more than 15 minutes old and we need fresh stuff. And FFS stop leaving the toilet door closed all the time! I’m losing valuable opportunities to shred toilet rolls and bat them into the bowl!! Stupid human.
#urgent #immediately #now #listenupbitches
No that wasn’t me at the fence howling as if I were trapped and helpless. I was not doing it to get the attention of the big dogs on the other side. I certainly did not shove my nose as far into the cracks between the fence palings to let the dogs sniff me and commence growling and barking like vicious canine predators. How could you even suggest I would do any of these things deliberately?!
Our mother figure took a break from the internets for a while which is SO selfish because she KNOWS we can’t operate the phone or computer on our own due to our lack of opposable thumbs. She’d better not get any crappy new year’s resolution ideas about minimising her online activity or we will keep her awake on the regular with meowing and inappropriate licking. Oh and Happy (belated) New Year!