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I was on @bet last night for the #socialawards. I missed it but people have been sending me the clips all night. (weirdos)
I wish I knew it was going to be a big deal, I wouldn’t have worn that damn hat. @majahhype called me a “cute crip”
Thank GOD my mom and her bougie church lady friends don’t watch BET
If you missed it, don’t worry. I’ll be on BET again, eventually. I plan on being black for a few more years #sammysosa
#TBT to our last show where I gained 2 (two!) brand new stalkers that had to be banished for life. Next show is 8pm WEDNESDAY JANUARY 31st at @etal.nyc. Come protect me from all the crazy men who think we “have a connection, because I smiled at them while I was on stage”
And somebody PLEASE call Kevin Costner. : @iamjwphotography
For a "shithole country" the United States sure does spend A LOT of time in Haiti. A brief history lesson for ya'lls orange President with the crooked lacefront:
After fighting for 13 yrs, Haiti "won" their independence in 1804. (WON = France made them BUY THEIR FREEDOM for $150 MM) That's $150 MILLION. They paid the debt in full in 1947.
Haiti had to borrow money from the US to pay of that insane debt.
In 1914 Woodrow Wilson sent US Marines to Haiti to empty the Haitian Gold Reserve.
The US occupied Haiti, controlled the economy, influenced elections, backed dictators, funded coups until the 1980s (That's 30 something years ago)
The US invaded Haiti AGAIN in 1994, 2004...(that's 14 years ago)
The US dumped Cholera in the water... 2010 Bill Clinton was UN Special Envoy to Haiti after the earthquake. $13 BILLION was pledged to help Haiti and all that money "disappeared"
Trump can kiss the blackest part of my ass and the entire country of France can kiss the light part #haiti
First week of 2018 is over and we’re already killing it. This week on the @unofficialexpert podcast, we’re asking crucial questions such as:
can you be cocky if you’re ugly?? Did I accidentally join Grindr?? Will I REALLY say yes to everything, during my Year of Yes??? Listen now on iTunes then slide over to Patreon. Link in my bio
New Orleans is a magical city. I drank too much and ate too much but the amount of shade that I threw at strangers in broad daylight? juuuuust right.
Walked into a bar to sing Mariah Carey’s greatest hits with @matteolane and @1wald1 drew this pic of me in seconds.
You’re artistic? Go to NoLa. You like old/young/gay white men paying for your drinks: NoLa.
You like giant $5 daiquiris and dancing in the street? NoLa.
You like bumping into Manny Fresh and calling him ma’am: NoLa.
Sis, you like threesomes? NOLA.
If you’re cute and your hair is cute and you’re poor but you like talking to strangers: NOLA
If you have diabetes, DONT go to NoLa. You will die in a plate of beignets.