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For a "shithole country" the United States sure does spend A LOT of time in Haiti. A brief history lesson for ya'lls orange President with the crooked lacefront:
After fighting for 13 yrs, Haiti "won" their independence in 1804. (WON = France made them BUY THEIR FREEDOM for $150 MM) That's $150 MILLION. They paid the debt in full in 1947.
Haiti had to borrow money from the US to pay of that insane debt.
In 1914 Woodrow Wilson sent US Marines to Haiti to empty the Haitian Gold Reserve.
The US occupied Haiti, controlled the economy, influenced elections, backed dictators, funded coups until the 1980s (That's 30 something years ago)
The US invaded Haiti AGAIN in 1994, 2004...(that's 14 years ago)
The US dumped Cholera in the water... 2010 Bill Clinton was UN Special Envoy to Haiti after the earthquake. $13 BILLION was pledged to help Haiti and all that money "disappeared"
Trump can kiss the blackest part of my ass and the entire country of France can kiss the light part #haiti
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Walked into a bar to sing Mariah Carey’s greatest hits with @matteolane and @1wald1 drew this pic of me in seconds.
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