Rufus T. Barleysheath (@rufusthefrenchy)

Rufus T. Barleysheath

Seasoned nap professional, fart enthusiast, and slobber monster. Iowa born, SF raised, now Seattle living. I don't do tricks, I create illusions.

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The little hooman wears me out

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Supporting science with the hoomans, because let's face it, Frenchies overheat. #LetsKeepEarthCool #StopGlobalWarming #MarchForScience

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Finally taught the little hooman how to scrub my back side. πŸΆπŸ›πŸ‘ΆπŸ» #ShortNeckCantReach #FrenchieProbs #RubADubDub

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I shall hypnotize you into giving me more treats! #StareIntoTheCircle #TreatsOnTreats

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Can I haz snuggles?? #PweaseMahm #PweetyPwease

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You were done with that #nomz

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My funny (looking) Valentine. πŸ‘©πŸ»πŸ’—πŸΆ

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Rainy day weekend with the little hooman #bestbuddies #rufusandeverett

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Started from the bottom, now we're here. 🏞 #Hiking #LittleMtSiSummit

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Post-dinner food coma. #NomzThenZzzz #RufusAndEverett

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When you get the baby to bed early to have a date night with bae, but you tired AF. πŸ’€ #LiterallyThatsYou

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One of these dogs is not like the other. One of these dogs is just not the same. #TakeAGuess #Hint #ItsTheOneThatsNotHousebroken

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Merry Christmas from my hoomans to yours. #OnDasherOnDancerOnRufus #TheNormans #Christmas2016

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Ready to catch the baby hooman at anytime. #PuppyBodyguard #RufusAndEverett #LearningToWalk

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Post-bath snuggles with my brother and auntie #moveover #ineedspace #igotextralegs

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Weeeeeeeeee!!!!

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Grubbin at Pike Street Market with my hoomans. #EllenosYogurt #Nomz

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When it comes to birthday smash cakes, sharing is caring. #FunfettiCakeNow #FunfettiPoopLater #RufusAndEverett

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Cheeeeeeeese! πŸ§€ πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸ›πŸΆπŸ’™#GuessWhoPeedInDaTub #TrickQuestion #WeBothDid

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No, Hooman! It's YOUR bedtime!

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Hooman! Less picture taking, more ball throwing! I needs my playtime! #boss #puppyplaytime #youhadonejob

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Move over, Hoomans! I have more legs to stretch out! I needs the space!

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Bet you can't see me stick my tongue out at you-- I's camouflage! #tacticalpup #wheresmyballtho?

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When it's the last few hours of #nationaldogday but all you want to do is nap in the last sunny spot in the house.

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Celebrating the 2 year anniversary of moving in with my forever family by taking a toy bath with my favorite hooman. #mytoys #mybath #mybrothereverett #2years4legs

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Bringing home best costume!! #FirstHillFidos #PinataDog #FilledWithFartsNotCandy

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