Seasoned nap professional, fart enthusiast, and slobber monster. Iowa born, SF raised, now Seattle living. I don't do tricks, I create illusions.
The little hooman wears me out
My funny (looking) Valentine. 👩🏻💗🐶
No, Hooman! It's YOUR bedtime!
Move over, Hoomans! I have more legs to stretch out! I needs the space!