Seasoned nap professional, fart enthusiast, and slobber monster. Iowa born, SF raised, now Seattle living. I don't do tricks, I create illusions.
When you get the baby to bed early to have a date night with bae, but you tired AF. 💤 #LiterallyThatsYou
When it's the last few hours of #nationaldogday but all you want to do is nap in the last sunny spot in the house.