A cat farted and the universe was created. Scientists call this event "The Big Bang".
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I got a 300$ gas bill this month but I swear I don't remember farting that much..
A Knight with shining armor has fought no battles and gained no courage.
Coworker: What did you do this weekend Ryan?
Me: Got drunk and sang to my cats.
A King is a King no matter what jungle you put him in.
#tbt to that time I was a cat tree.
A man should have many wants but very few needs.
#tbt stay young bitches.
Write a caption? Who are you to tell me what to do? I'll never write a caption... Fuck, this is a caption.
Mom and Dad was the creature maker.
It is said that Capricorns naturally have a soft spot for animals and are highly sarcastic. What a bunch of bullshit
They say that eyes are a reflection of the soul. My eyes are basically black. Wtf.
The real deal, no prototype, can't you see these stripes? Throw back to my early days as a boss. Yes I was rather furry back then.
I told him he is cute and that I love him and he made that face for about 5 hours afterwards.
#cats #cat #angrycat #catsofinstagram #blackcat
The face you make when you wake up without ovaries and a mind control device around your neck. It was the aliens man.
#cats #cats_of_instagram #catlovers #catdad #cat #funnycat
When you leave your chair to visit the loo and come back. Guess we're sharing now.
No I'm not addicted to boxes. Hahaha don't be absurd.
Shit guys, a cat started growing out of the side of my head.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone but I'm not sure why you all keep calling me Jesus?
Santa is from Canada. You're welcome everyone.
Get outta my face bub or else hay will be made.
Ok I believe you.. but my tommy gun don't.. oh wait yes it does. You good.
Winter wonderlands are best observed from the window.
The look someone gives you when you're trying to explain complicated shit to them.
The truth is still the truth even if you are offended by it.
I found the North Pole.
All that shimmers is gold.
We're you watching that? Bitch you're watching me now.
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