A cat farted and the universe was created. Scientists call this event "The Big Bang".
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Doing random out of the ordinary shit is the best way to get attention from your cat and engage it in play. It's also hilarious as fuck.
Ninja cat in the background believes he is unseen because he's hiding in the shadows. Sorry bud we see you.
Dogs are pretty cool too 😏
Check out my fucking killer jacket that I rocked when I was a kid. Checkers n'shit.
My cats are looking rather large today.
King of spades, Queen of hearts.
I party with ninjas.
People think I take a lot of pictures with my cats but the reality is that the cats just photo bomb me all the time. Crafty pests. 😏
I sing to my cats. #catdad #catsofinstagram #catguy #cats
Devil on my shoulder.
A little Caturday Night festivities to cure what ales ya.
Sorry ladies but I already got the girl of my dreams right here 😻
Here is a picture of me when I was 15ish. On the wall in the background I painted a stick figure cat wearing a top hat and pooping. That was a lifetime ago but I still admire that drawing to this day. 😏
My happiness in a fuzzy ninja suit.
Do not try to reason with the scorpions and serpents, they only know of spreading poison.
You were the spade I used to dig and sow, blistered my skin to the bone.
Welcome to Canada-Land. #canadianguy #canada150
If you understand mutual respect and how to display it verbally or through body language you can be friends with anyone.
Happy National Selfie Day 😉
Nerd life repping. Graduate with distinction. 😂
Show me your kitties. 😉
Cat lover. #catdad #catlovers #catlover
How many cats could a cat dad pet if a cat dad could pet cats?
When someone is talking to you about stuff you don't care about and you're trying really hard not to fall asleep. #idontcare #catsofinstagram
This is what happens when I try to do crunches on the floor.
Hanging with this beauty! #may24 #besties
When constructive criticism becomes seen as "hatin" we all become asshats.
When you spot an attractive feline from across the room and really want to groom her.
Nine lives with you is not enough.
Beneath their fuzzy exteriors is a killer with claws and teeth. Ain't they cute?!
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