A cat farted and the universe was created. Scientists call this event "The Big Bang".
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The truth is still the truth even if you are offended by it.
I found the North Pole.
All that shimmers is gold.
We're you watching that? Bitch you're watching me now.
Distractions of the fuzzy variety.
If she even LOOKS at my box Imma snap. - black cat
Throwing your hands up and saying "Fuck this I'm out", is the only way to politely leave a room.
Even ninjas trip and fall sometimes.
Give respect and you will receive love.
I don't always fart, but when I do I always blame the cats.
This is what my cat thinks of our fiat value system.
How to catch a ninja.
In this picture you will see a cat in his natural territory. #cats #catsfollowers #catdad #catsofinstagram #catlovers
Brother and sister #catsofinstagram #catdad #catlovers
Caturdays with a mini panther named Joe Pesci. #cats #catsofinstagram #catdad #catsandmen #guyswithcats
Sometimes I take pictures without the cats. #catdad
If you don't put in the time then you will NEVER reach your prime. #abs #neverstop #hustle #catdad #muscle
I know it's a fabulous weiner but enough is enough #weiner #haha
1 cup Sugar, 3 cups flour, 1/2 cups water and 2/3 cups fuzzy cat. @cassyr09
I sewed a bunch of these toys for Boogeyman to murder. Nothing like a little Monday morning murder to get the week started! #catguy #catdad #catsofinstagram
I have that feeling like someone is watching me. #catdad #catsofinstagram #cat
When you try to take a selfie with your cat but he just wants to head boop #catdad #catsofinstagram
They called us Lions but we were actually Gods
Snuggly cats make it hard to get out of bed. #catsofinstagram #catdad
That's the spot #catsofinstagram #catdad
Happy Halloween you filthy animals.
Apparently this is happening tonight.
He is my Pikachu but without the part where I beat him senseless and shove him in a tiny ball. #catsofinstagram #catdad #catguy
Kings and Lions #catdad #catsofinstagram
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