Ryan Bawn

A cat farted and the universe was created. Scientists call this event "The Big Bang".

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I got a 300$ gas bill this month but I swear I don't remember farting that much..

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A Knight with shining armor has fought no battles and gained no courage.

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Coworker: What did you do this weekend Ryan?
Me: Got drunk and sang to my cats.

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A King is a King no matter what jungle you put him in.

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#tbt to that time I was a cat tree.

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A man should have many wants but very few needs.

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#tbt stay young bitches.

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Write a caption? Who are you to tell me what to do? I'll never write a caption... Fuck, this is a caption.

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Mom and Dad was the creature maker.

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Slither.

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It is said that Capricorns naturally have a soft spot for animals and are highly sarcastic. What a bunch of bullshit 😉

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They say that eyes are a reflection of the soul. My eyes are basically black. Wtf.

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The real deal, no prototype, can't you see these stripes? Throw back to my early days as a boss. Yes I was rather furry back then.

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I told him he is cute and that I love him and he made that face for about 5 hours afterwards.
#cats #cat #angrycat #catsofinstagram #blackcat

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The face you make when you wake up without ovaries and a mind control device around your neck. It was the aliens man.
#cats #cats_of_instagram #catlovers #catdad #cat #funnycat

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When you leave your chair to visit the loo and come back. Guess we're sharing now.

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No I'm not addicted to boxes. Hahaha don't be absurd.

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Shit guys, a cat started growing out of the side of my head.

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Later 2017.

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Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone but I'm not sure why you all keep calling me Jesus?

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Santa is from Canada. You're welcome everyone.

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Get outta my face bub or else hay will be made.

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Ok I believe you.. but my tommy gun don't.. oh wait yes it does. You good.

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Winter wonderlands are best observed from the window.

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The look someone gives you when you're trying to explain complicated shit to them.

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The truth is still the truth even if you are offended by it.

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I found the North Pole.

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All that shimmers is gold.

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We're you watching that? Bitch you're watching me now.

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