Noodle

🍜 9 y/o pug πŸ“ living in NYC 🐢 please enjoy his flaps and folds πŸ‘΄πŸΌ adopt senior dogs πŸ‘΅πŸΌ

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strong angles...

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he loves not working

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one is stuffed, both are smelly

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state of consciousness: unknown

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sweater weather

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happy halloween from magic meatball #honestandaccurate

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he wakes

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a goon

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voted the most handsome pumpkin at the parade (he wasn’t actually, but still)

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on his way to work to continue to do nothing

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🚨old 🍜 pic from his OG mom🚨
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before I adopted the sir, his house had a radiator which apparently he would nearly waffle-iron himself to for warmth. he’s always been a loaf of bread and this is a visual of him proofing before a full bake 🍞

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happy national pug day!! may we all use this day as an opportunity to give thanks, reflect, and apply topical ointment to facial folds 2x daily for 10-12 days or as needed #nationalpugday #vintagenoodz

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happy 1st birthday to this pic πŸŽ‰

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after nearly 2 months in the clink, 6 vet appointments, and who knows how many painkillers (I do the number is 42), Noodle just left the vet and aside from monitoring his movement, he is ~officially~ A HEALTHY MAN! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
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Thank you all who have been so kind and thoughtful these past 2 months while he’s been recovering ❀️

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snacks >

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pumpking

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β„οΈπŸ‘–

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ARTPUG
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thanks for this @lizzandronaco :)

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🦎

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he's a man who knows what he wants and he's a man who gets what he wants πŸ”Š

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I opened noodle's instagram and saw he was tagged in a photo and then saw it was this photo and am still trying to find words

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it's an old photo but remember when noodle was the belligerent overlord of the high seas?

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he commutes

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PUG PRISON DAY 30: EARLY RELEASE FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR/OVERALL IMMOBILITY! The vet just cleared noodle for parole!! He still has to remain as still as possible for the next 2-4 weeks, but his sentence has been mercifully expedited and now no more jail time! He will not miss the bars but he will miss the power!

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PUG PRISON DAY 19: he incited a riot in the chow hall in an effort to distract and immobilize the guards and seize control of the facility for himself. He was successful. The prison is now his. Power is now his.

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PUG PRISON DAY 16: although only a little over 2 weeks into his sentence, Noodle has already schemed and plotted his way to the very top of the prison's political, economic, and social hierarchy. A kingpin of sorts, Noodle regulates all external and internal smuggling operations within the prison (cigarettes, cell phones, small blades), as well as oversees all daily activity in the library, gym, and chow hall areas. He has eyes and ears everywhere.

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sound for this video is both very important and truly jarring

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