Noodle

🍜 9 y/o pug πŸ“ living in NYC 🐢 please enjoy his flaps and folds πŸ‘΄πŸΌ adopt senior dogs πŸ‘΅πŸΌ

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thanks for this @lizzandronaco :)

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he's a man who knows what he wants and he's a man who gets what he wants πŸ”Š

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I opened noodle's instagram and saw he was tagged in a photo and then saw it was this photo and am still trying to find words

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it's an old photo but remember when noodle was the belligerent overlord of the high seas?

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he commutes

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PUG PRISON DAY 30: EARLY RELEASE FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR/OVERALL IMMOBILITY! The vet just cleared noodle for parole!! He still has to remain as still as possible for the next 2-4 weeks, but his sentence has been mercifully expedited and now no more jail time! He will not miss the bars but he will miss the power!

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PUG PRISON DAY 26: Although Noodle has supreme authority over the prison, he is finding his once iron grip of rule has become brittle and rusted. He has taken it upon himself to grow out his chest hair with the hope that people will begin to notice and begin to cower as they once did. Hopefully his underlings will begin to treat him with the respect he deserves.

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happy #nationaldogday from noodle's absurd body to yours! (this is an old pic! he's still in the slammer)

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PUG PRISON DAY 19: he incited a riot in the chow hall in an effort to distract and immobilize the guards and seize control of the facility for himself. He was successful. The prison is now his. Power is now his.

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PUG PRISON DAY 16: although only a little over 2 weeks into his sentence, Noodle has already schemed and plotted his way to the very top of the prison's political, economic, and social hierarchy. A kingpin of sorts, Noodle regulates all external and internal smuggling operations within the prison (cigarettes, cell phones, small blades), as well as oversees all daily activity in the library, gym, and chow hall areas. He has eyes and ears everywhere.

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sound for this video is both very important and truly jarring

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he just had a codine which means he is going to have a better day than any of us

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mostly mush

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PUG PRISON DAY 6: he is adapting to life on the inside as well as only a hardened criminal could. His crimes were heinous, unforgivable, and despite being behind bars, he remains unrepentant.

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strong angles only

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Hey all - first of all thank you so much to everyone who has commented or sent a message asking about Noodle's health. It is a wonderful feeling to know other people love this amazing dog as much as I do. We just left the hospital with some not so great news. The doctors believe has intervertebral disc disease of his spine and minor signs of cognitive regression. Before he gets an MRI, the doctors have advised I crate him for 4 weeks in the hope that he will recover without having to endure anesthesia as flat-faced breeds can have trouble with it. He has a seriously comfortable bed, some seriously potent pain meds, and a slew of people doting on him every moment. I promise to update you all as I learn new information, but for now he has 4 weeks of immobility to look forward to, which is a strength of his anyway. We are hoping for a full recovery where he can continue to not move, but of his own volition. Thanks for the love ❀️

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utter neglect

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he is constantly ignored and receives no affection

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hard pass on getting up

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one day he will be a morning pug. today is neither that day nor that morning.

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huge fan of central air

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loves his greens

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our hero has been having some tummy problems so we are back at the vet! he does not seem bothered. also he is so brave 😭❀️ #brave

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he is a ruthless conqueror

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cannot convince him to wake up

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a soggy noodle
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PS - thanks so much for all of noodle's birthday wishes yesterday :) 9 has never looked so loaf-like! ❀️

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πŸŽ‰HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS HANDSOME MANπŸŽ‰ #9️⃣

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there isn't much to see here but also there's a lot to see here
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@halleratyou

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