Carly Swift

"when you eat my half-baked, you don't just take all the fudge chunks out and leave holes" -mom

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It's that damn Hansel #sohotrightnow

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you have cat to be kitten me

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meow meow one great thing I got out of Berkeley

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Sup, beaches

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F is for friends who do stuff together

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Shoutout to my roommates @fayemiz @aradhanasachdev @akhilaandthebee (@mbaldeo + @jewelnicole not pictured) for making my time at 2517B fun, boozy, herby, and filled with the aromas of candles and new food. Thanks for making it acceptable to do laundry past 10pm and thanks for letting me in as the only blonde ☝🏼also sorry @fayemiz that I talk in my sleep #costcowhoelse #noexcuses #jobsstevejobs #mold

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I guess you could say I peaked at 14.
2007: the year of giant sunglasses

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an okay photo of a very bad photo

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hey g'morning, just some @jaydenraye appreciation #frappucici #willyoubemywife #basicwhitegirl #ily also come back to me

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I'm not trying to brag or say that I'm cooler than you, but I can fit 4 large bagels on my hand. just saying

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this pic is old news, I just got lobsta memories

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if anyone stumbles across some bulldog puppers for sale, hmu because 😭❀

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hobbies include: eating just over my limit to perfect my well-earned and desirable dad bod, wearing tennis shoes with jeans & leaving for the airport 17 hours before a flight

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drove home spur of the moment, landed a job, scored a trucker jean jacket, consumed copious amounts of sour beer. mmmmm

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can you pls pour some candy in my mouth thx lol

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everyone: how'd you do it!?
me:
tysm to @e11edani for capturing my *true* Berkeley experience on film 🍷🎞

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uh hi ?? you look 2 good 2 b tru

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woot woot!

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When I was in my first semester of college in New York, I dropped out, moved home and never thought that I could be proud of myself again. But today I graduated from the #1 public university in the world and I don't feel so bad anymore. Thank you to my wonderful family and to those who have loved and supported me over the last 3 years. Don't let anyone tell you that you are not worthy, don't ignore your mental health and don't forget what makes you happy. Carl out! 🐱

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If you know me then you know my life was made today #smol #squish #bb

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+ harrison

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COMIN IN HAWT

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hey you is purdy

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lil kitty go MEOW

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Did you really visit home if you didn't end here?

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🍭❀

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