๐Ÿ˜ป Simon & Layla ๐Ÿ˜ป

Just a goofy orange Siberian living the dream in Seattle with my sister Layla. Our birthday is 1/26/15. ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸˆGo Hawks! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ

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#SiberianSimonSays...if its Monday or bath time...I choose BATH TIME every time ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜น #Bathtime #CatsHateMondays #Mondays #Seeya #ImOuttaHere #HastaLaVista

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Flash back to a slightly less-fluffalicious but just as #dropdeadgorgeous #SiberianLayla ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™€ #ThoseEyesTho #Meowdel #ModelLife #OhHai #HowYouDoin #CatTree

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Happy Tortie Tuesday to all my furry friends! I hope your day will be full of tacos and tummy tickles ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป #OhHi #PeekABoo #CamoflaugeFail #CatTree #TortieTuesday #TTT #ThoseEyes

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#SiberianSimonSays...Sundays are best spent on the balcony of your cat tree with an unobstructed view of the food bowl ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜ธ๐ŸŸ #UnobstructedViews #HouseHunters #HGTV #CatTree #SundayFunday #BalconyView #RoomWithAView #FeedMe

15๐Ÿ’ฌ

#SiberianSimonSays...when that sweet whisper reminds you itโ€™s FriYay, and you KNOW itโ€™s gonna be a good night until you remember...thatโ€™s your sisfur ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฝ where you at @homer_le_chat #TurnDownForWhat #FriYaY #SweetNothings #INeedADate #Conflicted #Siblings

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#SiberianSimonSays...When tacos tend to be timid take a turn to tantalize a tabby times tres ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ˜น๐ŸŒฎ #ThatsAReach #TTTTTTTTTTT #PetPortrait #TuesdayWithoutTacos #marketing #ThatsAReach #TTT #TacoTongueTuesday

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FOUND. The only cure to the #MondayBlues known to cat kind! @sunbasket keep those delish fishy dishes coming our way ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ธ #MondayMotivation #ILoveBox #CatVideo #HowToCat #CatsInBoxes #SunBasket #OhHai

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One week of desertion punishment to be paid out in #CatDaddy lap time of 2 weeks. Reduced sentencing possible with treats and extra ear scratchies ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น #CatRules #LapCat #PayingThePrice #ForeverCatDaddy #RealMenLoveCats #HotDudesWithCats #DaddysGirl

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Wondering how my pawrents could possibly stay away this long when Iโ€™m this utterly breathtaking?!? ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ป #HumbleBrag #OkNotSoHumble #MeowdelLife #ModelLife #ThatNeckFluffTho #DearGod

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#SiberianSimonSays...New Years Resolution: Determine if changing IG handle to @Siberian_Layla Will ensure my orange face tops next yearโ€™s #bestnine ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ™€ #BitterPartyOfOne #SiblingRivalry #WhenYourSisterIsAModel #HappyMewYear #BestNine2017

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#SiberianSimonSays...lesson learned...take your #ootd photo BEFORE the NYE party pre-funk ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿฅ‚ #DrunkCat #DapperCat #HandsomeAF #WheresTheCamera #PreFunk #GoHawks

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#SiberianSimonSays...Iโ€™m taking a page out of the #AllNipponAirways passenger...hoping the captain will turn my pawrents plane right around! ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ‘‰โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜น #Stowaway #CatsOnPlanes #OhHai #ImComingWithYou #DontLeaveMe #CatsInSuitcases

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When you want to be mad at Meowmy for opening your #secretsantaclaws2017 gifts late...but the swag your new bffs @leo_chloe sent you make you look so fly so canโ€™t even be mad ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ”ฅ #SoHotRightMeow #worthTheWait #CatsInBowTies #HowDoYouLikeMeow #OhSnap #GetItGirl #WerkIt #WCW

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#SiberianSimonSays...so meownny thanks to our new furrriends @leo_chloe for being our #SecretSantaClaws2017...now if only Meowmy and Cat Daddy would be Home long enough to help us open our many presents!! ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ„#OneMoreDay #TheSuspenseIsKillingMe #WeCantWait #MerryCatmas #NewFriends

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Itโ€™s FriYay and Christmas Eve Eve Eve?!? Guess its time to turn down...or is it turn up?? ๐Ÿ˜น๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฝ #YouDoYouBoo #TurnUp #OrDown #AndShakeItAllAround #ChristmasEveEveEve #Catmas #SecretSantaClaws2017

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Wait Meowmy!...donโ€™t you dare post that pic! I havenโ€™t even put my face in yet ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜น #IWokeUpLikeThis #BedHead #NaturalBeauty #DisheveledAF #WomanCrushWednesday #Diva

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#SiberianSimonSays...good news is our #SecretSantaClaws2017 arrived!!! Less than good news?? Still a week to wait ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ“ฆโณ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™€ #TheHorror #PatientlyWaiting #NaughtyList #GoodBoy #MINE

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#SiberianSimonSays...when Meowmy says sheโ€™ll be gone for 5 days...the pawty crew has left...itโ€™s day 4.8 and you #CantEven any longer waiting for her return ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘ #MommasBoy #DontJudgeMe #IMissYou #JustKidding #ImJustHungry

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What do you mean I donโ€™t get to keep this #EcoFriendlyCatCave?!? What did my #SecretSanta do to deserve it that I didnโ€™t?!? ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐ŸŽ„ #SecretSantaClaws2017 #NaughtyOrNice #WheresMyPresent #CanIKeepIt #PuppyDogEyes

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What do you mean the #FridayNightBoxPawty is over?? Anyone still in pawty mode? ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ“ฆ๐ŸŽ‰#FashionablyLate #AnyBodyHome #CaturdayNightBoxPawty #Caturday #Princess #OhHai

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#SiberianSimonSays...Give me your addresses or the tree gets it! Seriously though...who wants to trade catmas cards?!? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ’Œ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ#CatVsTree #Catmas #PenPal #SecretSantaClaws2017 #WhatchuLookinAt

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#SiberianSimonSays...sometimes you have to throw all dignity out the window for your fav team. But rest assured SOMEONE will pay for this ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜น #ImComingForYou #WatchYourBack #CatsInHats #GameDayCats #GoHawks

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#SiberianSimonSays...this waiting for Santa thing is EXHAUSTING...quick bring me tuna cookies lest I starve! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŽ„ #ChristmasFeels #WaitingForSanta #PatientlyWaiting #Catmas2017 #SecretSantaClaws2017 #OChristmasTree #FluffyButtFriday

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Hello Seattle Friends!! Anyone still looking for a ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„? Go visit my furriend with the best trees in town on Stone Way in between 46th and 47th. Tell him Siberian_Simon sent you for the furriends and family discount ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฝ #ChristmasTreeShortage #ItsAThing #SeattleChristmas #ChristmasCat #FriendsAndFamilyDiscount #SeattleDeals

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