Chase (@sometimescarl)


97% of the time I'm a bluenose pit named Chase, but when I'm being exceptionally weird I go by Carl. (🏠: NYC & NJ) βœ‰οΈ

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πŸ‘†πŸΌ when u reunite with ur bestie and can finally let the weird out. (WALTER is crashing with us for a few days! see his grand entrance on stories)


take a load off, heavy noggin. (swipe for more bc one angle is NOT enough)


be honest, is this too much handsome grey hunk for one photo??? #NOPE. maybach is about 10 months old, adorably unaware of his own potato-body, and looking for his forever home. apply to adopt at (NY/CT/PA/NJ only), and see #adoptmaybachMBC for more on this fella! (also a few vids on our story)


pups tell your parents: WE DEMAND UTENSILS. WE ARE GENTLE CIVILIZED BEINGS. (@lilybug_lpb, I see you over there with those scrambled eggs..) join the movement 🍴 #pibbleswhonibble


lazy #snowdayfeels..... but not so different from my #everydayfeels.



bout to play a little game called LET'S MAKE A DEAL. #gimmiethebedandnoonegetshurt (πŸ“·: @bettythebostonb)


checking in to report that I have squished my potato body into this betty-sized bed and am never moving. more on @bettythebostonb!


mom & dad are DESERTING me to go to florida, so i'm bunking with @bettythebostonb till sunday. #nextbestthing? #staycation #iexpectsouvenirs


tot update! everyone's favorite resilient little gray potato had to undergo a third surgery earlier this week. he is currently recovering the only way he knows how (LIKE A BOSS), but has extensive medical bills. if you'd like to support tater tot with a donation, visit the link in our profile. all donations are currently going directly to his surgery and ongoing care costs. to read a full update on tot, visit @mrbonesandco on instagram or facebook. (πŸ“·: @mrbonesandco)


πŸ‘†πŸΌ when bae gets in bed first and says they'll 'wait up for you'


guys don't even worry, I got ALL the exercise this weekend. #walksonwalks #beachbodyready



shaking off residual water but also the traumatic memories of bath-time. #dualpurpose


a mere 5 minutes before his departure today, sir mac allowed me to share his throne. #thankful #bedbuds #bestbuds


contrary to how things may look, I stole mac's bed first. #sorrydude (thanks for letting us watch your sweet nugget for the weekend, @sophiegamand! he's an excellent sharer.)


scored an invite to this super exclusive club tonight aka The Couch. #happyvalentinesday #forcedtobemomsdate #alltheheadrubbins


I was worried this much fierce wouldn't fit in one photo but DAMN @laurennycity WE DID IT. (threads by @anthonyrubio01, as always! πŸ“·: @dezsantanaphoto)


tonight: I walk the runway for @anthonyrubio01. today: I am a potato. #πŸ₯”



on the OUTSIDE I may look prepared for the snow but on the inside.... #nope #dontwanna #appearancesdeceive


I'd like to extend an apology to all of brooklyn for any disturbance my snoring may cause this evening.


my snapchat cameos hinge on one very strict condition: FACE LICKS ALL THE FACE LICKS. (thx @dhouse413, you make those butterflies look GOOD.)


this was the peak of my physical activity yesterday but somehow I'm still exhausted today? must be #postpuppybowlblues. (PS: thanks to everyone who messaged and commented saying they watched!! love you long time.)


I'm unsure if I like salad but very sure I'm going to stare down every. last. bite. #alwaysanaudience


well guess who's not getting off this couch for the next 5 hours. #iknowwho #mom


uhm I took a bath like 2 months ago can you please explain why I'm in here


taking over @animalplanet today to share my EPIC LIFE TALE. (ok not that epic but you might just learn something new, k?) head on over to check it out, and look for me on the #puppybowl this sunday at 3 pm et/noon pt! (seriously. this is real life.)


πŸ‘†πŸΌ when mom is holding her phone between u and #thebachelor and ur thinking woman if u don't move that phone right this second there will be consequences.


babysitting tot again and i guess also sacrificing 2/3 of my bed. #sigh #adopttatertotMBC