Chase

Chase
97% of the time I'm a bluenose pit named Chase, but when I'm being exceptionally weird I go by Carl.
(🏠: NYC & NJ)
✉️ hello@sometimescarl.com https://facebook.com/sometimescarl

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Chase

why sleep normal when you can sleep like a bunny doing ballet? #pointedtoes #excellentform

Chase

well. this explains why mom's search history says 'yawning seal'. should I be offended or flattered?

Chase

no no no we don't have to go outside please carry on with the snuggs and rubbins.

Chase

man these moms are SO lucky we brought them as our dates. happy 1 year wedding anniversary, @toastmeetsworld & @friendsoffinn! to celebrate, @zolaregistry is auctioning off toast's custom (!!!) @marchesafashion gown for charity. (sorry, won't fit humans.) head to the @zolaregistry instagram to bid! #zolatoastsfinn #alwaysagroomsman (📷 by @sophieelgort)

Chase

fyi this is how I behaved during a video shoot at my apartment today. #professional #bts #methodacting #moreinstories

Chase

listen I could've SWORN I signed up for swimsuit modeling, there must have been a mixup in the paperwork. #snowoverthis

Chase

guys guys I can't be a complete weirdo all the time. #contemplativecarl #raresighting

Chase

and on this day, we welcomed a new terrance. #alltoysareterrance

Chase

👆🏼 when ur sulking is interrupted by this GLORIOUS SNOW DAY!! #snowdaycarl (booties are by @poochieboots)

Chase

PUPDATE TIME: beyond thrilled to announce that everyone's favorite pouty-lipped, long-legged hambone is officially HOME!
after two trial adoptions falling through (by no fault of his own) and ACING his three-week training camp, hammy found his match with his mom, dad and new fur-brother milton. (best dog name?) for more details on hammy's journey see @mrbonesandco's latest post or visit carl's FB page. happy life, sweet man!
#adopthammyMBC

Chase

smart enough to know that if dad's in the kitchen, THERE WILL BE MORSELS DROPPED. (tonight the morsels were kale but meh i'll take it)

Chase

how to meet your neighbors in brooklyn: sit outside @swallowcafenyc and be a dog and accept all the head rubbins and even kiss a few babies. BOOM.

Chase

think I can be MORE weird in 2017 or is that too ambitious? #newyearsresolution #stillgonnatry

Chase

sry to all the (many, many, many) faces I licked before discovering @mintiestreats. 😦 #freshtodeath #sponsored

Chase

👆🏼 when ur feets and booty don't quite fit on the couch but u power through because CUDDLES.

Chase

no vacation days left but the bosses gave me the week off anyway. #blessed #employeeoftheyear #christmassingishard

Chase

excuse me @target I'd like to file a complaint. there seems to be something wrong with this 'ugly' sweater. I put it on and I'M STILL SO HANDSOME. #uglysweaterproof

Chase

looking v dignified tonight and definitely not drooling or shedding on the pillows at all! (see my story for some tongue boop action, thanks mom)

Chase

I wake for face rubbins and face rubbins only.

Chase

baths are a time for reflection. time to reflect on how I'm gonna sulk around the house for at least 8 minutes after this. #youllbesorrydad

Chase

weekend forecast: strong chance of potato-ing. #verystrong

Chase

can you call out sick from being a dog? not interested in anything that requires leaving this bed.

Chase

one minute you're strolling along with the fam and the next minute you're hijacked for a glamorous winter wedding photoshoot. 😱 #itstoughbeinghandsome

Chase

it's the most wonderful tiiiiiiime......... FOR YOU TO FORK OVER THAT CHEESE. #festive

Chase

peak laziness this morning: coffee table leg as a head rest and a few tail thumps to demand more rubbins.

Chase

#houserules: all guests must provide a 5-minute full-body pibble massage.

Chase

We've been asked to share Chase's purpose to celebrate the new movie, @adogspurposemovie, and couldn't do it without mentioning how he is a ROCKSTAR foster brother. Pictured above is Chase with our first ever foster dog, Jack! Every sweet foster pup has quickly taken to nibbling his ears, stealing his bed, and licking his floppy jowls, and Chase does nothing but love them right back. So kudos to you, Carl! You're a patient, furry gem. Be sure to share your dog's purpose on www.adogspurposemovie.com #adogspurpose #nationalmuttday #Partner

Chase

eye of the tiger's cool but. have you seen eye of the pittie scarfing a tortilla chip?

Chase

sure, my dog bed is comfy, but is it a couch? #nope #potatolife

Chase

spotted: a calm hippo collecting his daily head rubbins and kisses

Chase

you'll never be a lap dog, they said. you're too big, they said. WELL HAY LOOK AT ME NOW.

Chase

sooo tell me again how you thought you'd netflix & snack in bed at midnight and not be judged? #jknotjudging #justwantanoodle

Chase

☝🏼 when bae catches you doing #mannequinchallenge but ur really just napping...