97% of the time I'm a bluenose pit named Chase, but when I'm being exceptionally weird I go by Carl. (🏠: NYC & NJ) ✉️ firstname.lastname@example.org
fyi there was a 3rd wheel on this date and his name is dad and he took this picture. #creep
my social media manager accidentally posted that last vid with no sound (C'MON MOM) so here's #pibbleswhonibble TAKE TWO, complete with apple crunching!
when @paw_culture asked to do a home tour I was like YES RIGHT THIS WAY, come see the place where I sleep for free, slobber on every surface and respect no one's personal space! link in bio for the full video. there may or may not be a #unicarl appearance. also, my parents are weirdly obsessed with me. #partner #pawculture
be honest, is this too much handsome grey hunk for one photo??? #NOPE. maybach is about 10 months old, adorably unaware of his own potato-body, and looking for his forever home. apply to adopt at mrbonesandco.org (NY/CT/PA/NJ only), and see #adoptmaybachMBC for more on this fella! (also a few vids on our story)