97% of the time I'm a bluenose pit named Chase, but when I'm being exceptionally weird I go by Carl. (🏠: NYC & NJ) ✉️ email@example.com
be honest, is this too much handsome grey hunk for one photo??? #NOPE. maybach is about 10 months old, adorably unaware of his own potato-body, and looking for his forever home. apply to adopt at mrbonesandco.org (NY/CT/PA/NJ only), and see #adoptmaybachMBC for more on this fella! (also a few vids on our story)
checking in to report that I have squished my potato body into this betty-sized bed and am never moving. more on @bettythebostonb!
tot update! everyone's favorite resilient little gray potato had to undergo a third surgery earlier this week. he is currently recovering the only way he knows how (LIKE A BOSS), but has extensive medical bills. if you'd like to support tater tot with a donation, visit the link in our profile. all donations are currently going directly to his surgery and ongoing care costs. to read a full update on tot, visit @mrbonesandco on instagram or facebook. (📷: @mrbonesandco)
my snapchat cameos hinge on one very strict condition: FACE LICKS ALL THE FACE LICKS. (thx @dhouse413, you make those butterflies look GOOD.)
this was the peak of my physical activity yesterday but somehow I'm still exhausted today? must be #postpuppybowlblues. (PS: thanks to everyone who messaged and commented saying they watched!! love you long time.)
I'm unsure if I like salad but very sure I'm going to stare down every. last. bite. #alwaysanaudience
👆🏼 when mom is holding her phone between u and #thebachelor and ur thinking woman if u don't move that phone right this second there will be consequences.