Steph

Curvy Girl in a straight & narrow world. Bowler🎳 Giants🏈 Yankees⚾️ Lakers🏀 Food porn🍴Crazy Aunt😝 My brain on IG. You only live once so MAKE IT GOOD ☀️

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Now fix the way you talk, cook me some scrimp and don't make me axe you again 👊🏾#GrammarNazi #ProperEnglish #PacificIsAnOcean #YourYoure #ThereTheyreTheir

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The way I've been coughing the last two days I should NOT have watched this mess 😂😂😂 #FlyingNun #WTH #LOL #GottaHurry

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Because being sick on a Sunday calls for soup, I had to throw together a quick chicken-less chicken noodle soup 😷 #Foodie #FoodPorn #KeepItSimple #ChickenSoup #Broth #Noodles #ComfortFood #Cooties

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When you got places to go and shit to do but you need a little motivation #Saturday #Errands #Adulting #PlacesToGo #ShitToDo

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You betta go on with that mess fool, tryna impersonate my husband @therealralphtresvant. #NE4Life #NewEdition #RalphTresvant #TeenageCrush #LifelongFan

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What happens when you're open but all your customers are closed #BoredAtWork #Monday #Shenanigans #SnapchatFilters #FilterFun

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Still my guy after all these years 🎶🎤 #AlexanderONeal #80sRnB #Classic #FlashbackFriday

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Four years without her and I've felt every minute of it. Always, always, ALWAYS missing my girl 😢💔 #Grandma #MyFavoriteGirl #AlwaysLoveYou #MissingYouAlways #RIP

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Is it just me or is Patrick Ewing turning into Biz Markie??? 😂😂😂 #WTF #SeriouslyWTF WTFWednesday #ItCantBeJustMe #PatrickEwing #BizMarkie #Twinning

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When you're 45 now but certain songs instantly bring back 19 year-old you #WayBackWednesday #LalahHathaway #ImComingBack

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Because sometimes you just need Mike #MichaelJackson #Invincible #MJ #KingOfPop #UltimateEntertainer

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When you tell yourself you won't need to buy a new bikini this summer but then... #GabiFresh #SwimsuitsForAll

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Getting out of bed on a Monday like... #GoodMorning #Ugh #Adulting #Dammit #OhWell #OffToWork

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When you get in the elevator and the other two people smell like cigarette smoke and bologna #Eeewww #Smelly #SmellyPeople #LordHelpMe #Trapped #CigaretteSmoke #Bologna #WhatACombo

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When you had two short weeks in a row and then you realize tomorrow you have to go back to adulting 5 days a week #AwwDamn #Adulting #IDontWanna #PleaseDontMakeMe #LongWeekend #HolidayWeekend #BackToWork

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Literally me right now waiting for my @rainbowshops package. NOT. EVEN. KIDDING 😂 #TrueStory #ForReal #ImGood #IllWait #AddToCart #YourOrderHasShipped #TrackYourPackage

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