That Goldendoodle Murphy

That Goldendoodle Murphy
🐢 F1b Goldendoodle
πŸ‘€ Identifies as Human
🍷 Thinks every hour should be happy hour and binge-watching is the only way to watch TV http://www.facebook.com/ThatGoldendoodle

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That Goldendoodle Murphy

95 reasons to smile today πŸ˜€ Happy Birthday Betty White!! 🍷 Cheers to many more!

That Goldendoodle Murphy

That one friend who drinks a little too much & gets a little too loud so you gotta intervene
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Sound πŸ†™

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Take Monday off? Don't mind if I do!

That Goldendoodle Murphy

When you see your Snapchat story from your drunk night out last night
#oops #HappySunday

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Roses are red, RosΓ© is pink
Popcorn in my hoodie and wine to drink
#saturdaynightin

That Goldendoodle Murphy

When you see the food coming but then the waiter walks right past you
#waitforit

That Goldendoodle Murphy

When it's Friday the 13th but you just survived 2016
#imnotscared #fridaythe13th

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Just a little snow bunny
#tbt #puppydays

That Goldendoodle Murphy

I may not be everyone's cup of tea but I'm too busy enjoying my beer to care 🍺
#cheersbitches #hatersgonnahate

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Relationship status: single
#thanksSpanos #sdchargers #lachargers

That Goldendoodle Murphy

When they try to tell you a group of girls wearing yoga pants reaching for wine isn't considered a yoga class
#namasaywhat

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Any tips on keeping a poker face? #askingforafriend #noregrets #idowhatiwant
πŸ”Š Sound on!!

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Me: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle change. New Year, new me... I got this!!
Me, 10 min later:

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Waking up on Friday vs Monday #ugh #killmenow

That Goldendoodle Murphy

How do these actresses look so hot for the Golden Globes? Juice cleanse! Starting mine tomorrow... who's with me?!? #goldenglobes #juicing #withvodka #becauseitworks #ithink

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Me: I hate to cancel but i forgot it's my night with the kids
Also me:
#sourpatchkids #samething #likeyourkidsaresweet #ivemetthem

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Friend: Do we have enough corks for that Pinterest project?
Me: Yeth
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#SBInfluencer

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I can't deal with his lies anymore. He said he'd call me back in 10 minutes. It's been 12.
#whoisshe

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Know what rhymes with wine? Mine.
#YesBothOfThem #GetYourOwn

That Goldendoodle Murphy

How to deal with negativity in the workplace
#aka #CreatingAPositiveWorkEnvironment

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Me: I need to stop whining so much
Me to Me: Wine more

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Resolution #1 - Win a game. Got my game face on.... Let's do this Chargers!! #nevergiveup #newyearwhodis #sdchargers #SDvsKC #boltup

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Good friends, good cheer & lots of beer. Here's to the New Year!! #2017

That Goldendoodle Murphy

When you've literally had all the 2016 you can handle

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Pretty much sums up my entire 2016
#waitforit #trainwreck #tbt

That Goldendoodle Murphy

When a little fart or two slip out on accident so you casually make sure nobody heard then act like nothing happened
#oops #carbsoncarbs #getsmeeverytime

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Because it's not the holidays unless you're taking shots with your grandma and siblings. Merry Christmas from my dysfunctional family to yours!

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Sorry kids, I have bacon and beer. Santa's coming to my house first!

That Goldendoodle Murphy

Annual Pre-Christmas Eve tradition. #poorRudolph

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Me. Sitting at work. Watching the clock. #isit5yet