That Goldendoodle Murphy (@thatgoldendoodle)

That Goldendoodle Murphy

🐢 F1b Goldendoodle πŸ‘€ Identifies as Human 🍷 Thinks every hour should be happy hour

http://www.storytrender.com/14120/hilarious-dog-lives-life-human-loves-nothing-evening-tipple/

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When your favorite part of the movie comes on
#waitforit

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The face of a girl who needs happy hour 🍷🍸🍺
#cheerstothefreakinweekend

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Every time I see a carb
#youcompleteme 🍝πŸ₯–πŸŸ

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Personality βœ…

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A visual representation of 117Β°
#πŸ”₯ #immelting #derpface

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I hate having my picture taken
*sees a camera*
β€’
#YouKnowWhoYouAre
#sideeye #doggobear

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"Doing fine. Here's your Mom"
-Literally every phone conversation I've had with my Dad
#FathersDay2017

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Guilty eyes πŸ‘€
#busted #waitforit
πŸ”Š sound on!

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That magical golden hour 🌟

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Literally spent all day cleaning. And by cleaning I mean polishing off a bottle of wine
#winewednesday

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10/10 agree: happy doggo bear makes Monday bearable
#doggobear

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Brunch me
#AndByBrunch #IMeanMimosa

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A visual representation of Monday vs Friday
#CheersToTheWeekend

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Get in losers, we're going running πŸΊπŸƒβ€β™€οΈ
#beerrun #nationalrunningday #🍺

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Are burritos a carb??
#askingforafriend #imonanallcarbdiet

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When you see a cute video but then you read the comments
#SayWhat #AreThesePeopleForReal

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How I feel when I stay up past 9:00 pm
#badtothebone
#doggleathon #doggledoods

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What's cuter than a teddy bear eating an ice cream cone 🍦🐻 #nothing #doggobear

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Ironically, the reporter forgot that I'm a dog and can't actually give my own quotes! πŸ˜‚ Link to article and video in bio

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"Would you like a glass of wine?"
Me:
#absofrickenlutely #crazyeyes #boomerang

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When you have to decide between ice cream or summer bod πŸ¦πŸ‘™πŸ€”
#icecreamforthewin #fluffybeardontcare

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TGIF πŸ™Œ
#ineedavacation

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"Drinking wine prolongs your life"
Me: Looks like I'm going to be immortal
#NationalWineDay #SippySippy

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When you hear that wine cork pop
#NationalWineDay #wineme

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Number of times I've worn yoga pants: 3267
Number of times I've done yoga: 0
#accurate

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*Rescuing wine trapped in bottles
Tomorrow is #NationalWineDay, how should I celebrate?!? #🍷

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9 out of 10 would boop that nose
#BoopMyNose #ItWillMakeYouHappy

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