That Goldendoodle Murphy

🐶 F1b Goldendoodle 💁 Identifies as Human 🍷 Every hour should be happy hour

http://www.facebook.com/thatgoldendoodle

630 posts 37,090 followers 252 following

Exactly why I always show up with a bottle of wine 🍷 #staysingle

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Current mood 🎅🏼💤
#sleepysanta

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Not even whipped cream & sprinkles can sweeten this Monday

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Does somebody need a hug?

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When you realize you haven’t been BEARy good this year 🙄 #waitforit

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10/10 want their presents delivered like this 🎁
#tbt #lastchristmas #dogsofBARK

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Making spirits bright 🎶🍺

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When they ask what happened to the rest of the cookies 🍪🙄 #nationalcookieday #soundon 🎥

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Looking for that perfect tree 🎄

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Deciding if I want to go out and wish I was home or stay in and wish I was out 🤔 🎥 #soundon

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When you realize you just spent all your money buying presents... for yourself 🙄 #waitforit

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“So, good news... I saw a dog today” -Buddy the Elf
Tag a friend who gets this excited to see a dog 🐶

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When you’re trying to sneak the presents in 🎁

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Living that Carbdashian life
🎥 #soundon 😋

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Waiting for the package I ordered 5 minutes ago to arrive #cybermonday 🎥 #SoundOn

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When you got suckered into shopping on Black Friday

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Cheers to a day of family, friends, food, fun & football 🦃🍽️🍁

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Christmas is coming

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“Sorry, can’t make it to work. I got bellies to rub & puppies to snuggle” 🤗🐶
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The best things in life are free... like belly rubs & snuggles ❤️
#whpthankful

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Really want pizza but can’t because carbs 🍕😕

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“Doing anything tonight?”
Me: Yep 🍷
#SuperBusy #DrinkingWineInMyPajamas

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99% of my day is spent pretending to do my job🙄 #SoundOn #waitforit

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Top: what I think my selfies look like
Bottom: what they actually look like

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When all your friends are out on dates and you’re just home like #somebodytextme

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Fierce AF

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When you’re having a good hair day and you run into your ex 😜 #ad
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Nailed it

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When you just need a hug 🤗
Tag a friend who needs a #BearHug 🐻 #HugABearDay

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