That Goldendoodle Murphy (@thatgoldendoodle)

That Goldendoodle Murphy

🐢 F1b Goldendoodle πŸ‘€ Identifies as Human 🍷 Thinks every hour should be happy hour

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The perfect guy doesn't ex---

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When you're behind at work but you need to finish this quiz to find out your superhero name and then this DIY costume video pops up and the next thing you know BOOM!πŸ’₯ Super productive day!
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My superhero name is Sippy Paws, and helping you wine down after a long day is my superpower! 🍷 Share what makes your pet your hero by posting a picture with #UnleashYourSidekick and tagging @STAINMASTER in the caption! #Sponsored by #STAINMASTER #PetProtect

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When you start reading comments and realize you don't have enough popcorn 🍿

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3 weeks till Easter... Anybunny eggcited?!?
#badpuns

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Dr: You're 60lbs. Try a low carb diet and see me in a month
Me:
#waitforit #Last3Seconds
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10/10 people would buy popcorn at the movies if this was in the bucket 🍿
#literallyyouwouldbuyit #waitforit
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You know what they say... you are what you drink 🍸
#murphymartini

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You know serious shenanigans happened last night when you wake up with the cone of shame and a phone full of drunk selfies ☘️🍺 #awkwardmomentsday
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Seasonal allergies and excessive licking caused a hot spot. Murphy will wear the cone for about a week until the spot is healed πŸ˜”

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Guess I'll just get drunk ☘️🍺
#happystpatricksday #fml

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Fun fact: if your job makes you drink you can deduct it on your taxes
#notreally #ijustmadethatup

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Literally me trying to decide what food to order
#allthecarbs

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🎢 Wine is my sunshine β˜€οΈ My only sunshine β˜€οΈ It makes me happy when skies are gray 🎢
#stellablizzard #drinkwine

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V accurate picture of my current diet and relationship status

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Who's full of alcohol & bad decisions? Every girl on the Bachelor ever. And me
#bachelorfinale #finalrose #🌹

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When you pretend you're awake at work but really you're just dead inside
#NationalNappingDay #daylightsavingstime #ineedwine

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Who's ready for mimosas?
#brunchtime

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Friend: Doing anything exciting tonight?
Me:
#hotandfresh #justlikeme

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You ever get caught sleeping then wake up & play it off like you weren't? Me either
#waitforit #blameitontherain #orthealcohol #happyfriday

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My kind of casual Friday
#workfromehome #netflixandchill #samething

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Life looks better through rose colored glasses. Esp pink bubbly ones πŸ₯‚
#onwednesday #wedrinkpink

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Me. Watching This Is Us
#ALLthefeels #andthensome #literallycanteven

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Because it's illegal to drink just one on twosday
#probably #tuesdayboozeday

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This time I mean it. I'll start my diet on Monday
MUST TURN SOUND ON!! πŸ”Š
#literallyme #whatdiet

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Because nothing beats a drunk night pizza πŸ•

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When you call in sick to work then see your boss at the bar
#ohhey #oopsie

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I drink on company time 🍺
#employeeappreciationday
#BuyMeBeer #AndTellMe #ImGettingARaise

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β€œToday you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.” Dr. Seuss
#drseuss #readacrossamerica #drseussday

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