DARREN & PHILLIP

🐢🐢 Just two dogs who share an iPhone and do our own instagramming. ✌🏼 We don't do food photos. Jk, we totally do πŸ˜›

http://www.darrenandphillip.com.au/

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Just giving teddy some TLC. He really enjoys his nose being nibbled. Dazzy 🐨🐢

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Everyone has a happy place where they go to to feel content, secure and loved. It's important to go there as often as you can. Dis is our happy place. ❀❀❀ #warmcuddle #staffysmile #armfullofstaffy #ahappyplaceisastaffyplace

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When you're with me baby the skies will be blue for all my life 🐢🐢

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Mum thinks she's super talented bc she just took dis selfie of us with her feet. I told her to try taking selfies with paws and then come back to me! #dazzy #kingofselfies #familyphoto

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Pooped after a massive weekend. Thanks to every one that did manage to get on and order your 2018 Blueboys calendar on Friday. As you all may know, our site crashed three times in a row due to traffic overload. We spent the entire weekend trying to fix it and we think we are almost there! So we will be re launching tomorrow. ❀ There's still some free gifts left for those that order straight away to say thank you for your support. I'm really sorry about the website crashing on you guys, I felt terrible! 😭😭😭😭😩 Hopefully it will be ready to go tomorrow! Xxxx We know we haven't done any posts to have any comp winners yet so for this post and tomorrow's post there will be three calendars up for grabs on each post ❀ love Dazzy and Philly xxxx

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GUYS πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ I don't know whether to laugh or cry! We definitely brokeded the internet tonight! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ for those of you that tried to order a calendar when the site crashed bc too many people were on it at once, we are trying to fix this asap. In the meantime pls enjoying dis amazing edit by @the_cheeky_staffys πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Just got starving all of a sudden, feel like a taco Philly?
Yes, yes I do feel like a taco. #icouldeatonetoo

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Friends!!! The most important work of my life is on our Blueboys Facebook right now for you to watch! It's a big one. And by big I mean the news is huge and also the size of the video is rather big too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it's a 12 minute one! But absolutely nothing could be left out it's all so important! I suggest you make yourself a lovely cuppa and go sit down and watch it. ❀️ I will announce everything on here later but for now I didn't want to ruin the surprise 🐢🐢

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I basically just embody health. I'm lit from within. Fuel ur body. *checks for abs*

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The names Needy Pants. Captain, Needy Pants. ..
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P.S Watch our story!!

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What kind of Sunday-er are you?

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Spring is good bc I get to take my bubble baths outdoors n feel the crisp morning air on my nakky body πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ‘€πŸ¦‹πŸŒΈπŸŒΊπŸŒΌπŸ’¦πŸ› #yasss #tubtimeismyfavetime

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I LOVE tennis. In tennis Love means zero. I love tennis zero. I hate exercise. Philly #outfitonpoint #imsosporty #illjustwearmyactivewearbutnotactuallybeactive #lovedisheadband

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Just got made to run what felt like 86838572285 kilometres. I look happy but I can assure u I'm not. Philly

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Happy Fathers Day Dad! We made u dis yummy breakfast to say thank you for being a great Dad. Ur a Dad who takes us for runs every single day (much to phillys displeasure but my delight) even if you're tired bc u care about us. Ur a Dad who can't say no to letting us snuggle u in the bed even though our hair makes ur tummy itch. Ur a Dad who iz very big sucker for puppy dog eyes when we've been up to no good. Ur a Dad who hates leaving us and loves coming home to us. And ur a Dad who loves us more than anything in the whole world and dat makes u a great Dad, Dad ❀
P.S u already know dis but just incase u forget, those muffins are really for us. πŸΆπŸΆπŸ˜‹

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What it's like trying to get me out of bed in the morning.. Philly

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It's Spring. I'm happy.
Dazzy 🌺🌸🌼🌷🌺🌸🌼🌷🌼🌺

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When all u need in life is your dog 🐢❀️.
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P.s watch wif sound πŸ”ŠπŸ˜πŸŽΆ

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Posting dis to show u that we are real, and down to earth doggo just like u. Just remember dat what u see on social media isn't always a reality friends, just bc u see other doggos sleeping perfectly together doesn't mean they do it all the time. Insta-doggo just like to post the most flattering angles of themselves but it doesn't mean they don't look like normal doggo when the camera isn't on. Don't compare someone else's highlight reel to ur reality.. #sodeep #preach #instagirlsbelike #instavsreallife #ifucanthandlemeatmyworstudontdeservemeatmybest

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When you have been at the park all morning acting like you don't like your bro to be cool in front of your friends. #brotherlylove

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When u get told to stop hogging the bathroom πŸ™„ #itsnoteasybeingbeautiful

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Nothing is importanter than neck scratches. As u can see by the look on my face I take my neck scratches v v seriously.

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When u wake up from a nap where u dreamt about swimming in a giant melted cheese fondue and u can't wipe the smile off ur face. #sweetdreamsaremadeofcheese #whoamitodissabrie #icantbrielieveitwasalladream #itwasgrate #cheesy #icamemberit #fallbackasleepfallbackasleep

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When ur Mum thinks u just sitting there looking cute for no reason but she hasn't needed to put her sneakers on yet today. #imsorryinadvance #imadeursneakersintopeeptoes #sneakersarelikesnickerstome #iatedem #soz

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For the ultimate sun bathing experience don't worry about covering up any bumpy bits, don't worry about ur belly or who's watching u, just let it all out and enjoy urself. #sunpig #bodyconfidence #baskinginthesun #baskitup
P.s turn up the sound and watch my brown skin shining in the sun - ultimate sun pig moment (Darren)

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Good news everyone I'm happy again and back to being Mums friend. She brought me to the seaside and bought me an ice cream so I decided it was time to forgive her. πŸ˜ŒπŸ¦πŸ’—

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Good morning friends, it's Phillip here. I just want to jump on to express my current dissatisfaction with my Mum and life in general. So right now it Saturday morning at 7:30am. At 5:00 Mum woke us up abruptly (I was having a real good dream that I owned my own ice cream van and could eat the stock whenever I wanted) to tell us we were going for a walk! I was just like 😑😑😑😑 Then, whilst Dad and us were eating breakfast (it wasn't bacon and eggs either it was some hocus pocus healthy cr*p) she put these new sheets on the bed, I tried to jump back on but she PUSHED me off!! And then took us OUT in the COLD and made us run around the frosty grass in the park. I was fummmminngg. Then, if she hadn't been cruel enough already, she took us home and BATHED US!!! 😩😀 As u can see by my face (green towel) I'm LIVERED. (Darren is happy bc he's weird and loves everything)
I'm not like Darren and wil just snap out of it when I'm angry noooooo sir ree bob I'm mad enough that I won't talk to her all day after this!! IF she decides she would like to make it up to me she can bring me bacon and eggs in my room. (I write that bc I know she reads these posts) πŸ‘€πŸ³πŸ₯“

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Dad tried to do a lovely thing for us today and bought us these individual fluffy beds. He didn't realise they are made for dogs the size of chihuahuas and that we would be far too sausagey to fit in them... We didn't want to hurt his feelings by not using them so we squeezed as much of our butts in that we could and made it work. #thanksdad #itsthethoughtthatcounts #smolbedfatsausages .
Sound up bc Philly is snoring like the pig that he is and needs to be publicly humiliated for it.

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Hey u... I hope you're having a really great day. I hope u have something to smile about today and if u don't pls take a minute to stop now and smile. Even if u feel sad or angry or what ever it is, if u have a smart phone in your hand and your able to look at everyone around world from it each day, (let alone have a home to live in, someone who loves you, waggily tailed dog, food or clean water) you already are luckier than many many people in the world. So I ask you, stop scrolling, take a big breath in and smile back at me.. U will feel instantly happier I promise. Also, I love u xxxxx Dazzy πŸ’—

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When u been watching scary movies and incidentally ur neighbour starts up his chainsaw πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ #wereallgonnadie #iknewthatneighbourlookedshady

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