G R E G β€’ F U R M A N

ACTOR | WRITER | INSTIGATOR πŸŽ₯ Manager πŸ“© [email protected]

http://www.telerelics.com/

  • posts424

Fruit CockTale 🍍w/ @nicolettenoble

75πŸ’¬

It's easy to get trapped in your phone. Make time to break out every now and then. Life is off the screen πŸŒ²πŸšΆπŸ»πŸ“± @rierasmussen

48πŸ’¬

YES, this festival is going to rock. YES, I hope to see you there. NO, I won't calm down. The lineup is crazy! πŸ™‰Let me know if you're going! 🀘😝🀘@kaaboodelmar #kaaboo #ad

46πŸ’¬

Equal parts πŸ˜‡/ 😈 || πŸ“· @rierasmussen

117πŸ’¬

I HATE this πŸš—πŸ—£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ(Anyone else?)

85πŸ’¬

That guy who'd rather look cool and sit it out (because he secretly sucks at sports) πŸ€Tag that friend, or yourself πŸ˜ˆπŸ“· @rierasmussen

95πŸ’¬

Workplace Romance βš“οΈβ€οΈ w/ @tjriv (Tag 2 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

211πŸ’¬

I'm like a bear that chewed open a cooler full of muscle milk, only I'm not a bear, I don't really like milk, and this caption makes no sense 🍼πŸ’ͺ🏻 🐻| πŸ“·@rierasmussen

58πŸ’¬

Good friends stick around. Distance or time won't change that 🀘🏻 @drewsdos (Tag a good one πŸ˜‰)

43πŸ’¬

Dance with me at your own risk. Really though I'll need you to sign a waiver if that's cool πŸ“ πŸ•ΊπŸ»| πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

113πŸ’¬

You'll be used, cheated, and undervalued. That's a good indication that you're bigger than those who step on you for support. Try standing πŸ˜‰πŸ“· #freelance @thisbinarylife

113πŸ’¬

Complete garbage. They tried banning me from florist shops across the west coast. They said "I needed help" or some shit. It's not an addiction. I love flowers. Bees 🐝 love flowers. You don't see people banning bees, do you? No, you don't. I need to be alone for a while πŸ“·@thisbinarylife

77πŸ’¬

You are the author of your life story. It won't always be legible, but it will be yours to own. Ignore the critics and use permanent ink πŸ“·@thisbinarylife

107πŸ’¬

Pretending to be best friends with someone talented that doesn't know or care about my existence! πŸ€™πŸ» @therealjeffreyross

38πŸ’¬

IKEA is in my blood. In my soul. In my living room. πŸ‘πŸ»

67πŸ’¬

Fun fact! If you show off your middle finger in LA, some people are kind enough to show you what Heaven looks like! @johannesbartl πŸ€œπŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ˜…

45πŸ’¬

When you suck at being lactose intolerant β˜ οΈπŸ§€β˜ οΈ

236πŸ’¬

Escaped the Zoo 🚨 w/ @johannesbartl

51πŸ’¬

Sure. I'd love to meet your new boyfriend. Bring him in so we can become best friends ☠️

185πŸ’¬

Welcome to HollywoodπŸ‘ŒπŸ» #nofilter #perfect

201πŸ’¬

When they change their Netflix password and you can't leech off the account anymore 😭 @blackwashed

241πŸ’¬

That first online date was definitely a shitshow πŸ˜‘#puppetshitshow @fusetv #ad

98πŸ’¬

Britain, listen, I'm sorry about the whole "break-up" thing...we just needed some space, babe πŸ’‚πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ#4thofjuly

49πŸ’¬

The self-righteous Hipster πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈw/ @tjriv

81πŸ’¬

Sometimes I sit alone in a crowded park and just start laughing really loud. It's a great way to clear out the area and have it all to yourself πŸƒπŸ»πŸƒπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚ πŸ“· @davemangels

59πŸ’¬

When your friend asks you to "hang out" but then won't get off their damn phone πŸ˜‘πŸ“±@tjriv πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

48πŸ’¬

TOO LATE πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ w/ @curtislepore @nicolettenoble

128πŸ’¬

"Off the grid" until Monday so I can fend off bears and mountain lions from eating my body, or even worse, my snacks πŸŒ²β›ΊοΈβ›° #camping

19πŸ’¬

There is nothing more powerful than an idea, and whether we choose to realize it or not, we're full of them. Not just good ones - great ones. We must use our imagination. We must build extravagance from nothing but thought, until it becomes something so real that others can feel it. We need to leave this world a little better than the way we found it. It's our responsibility. ❀️

48πŸ’¬

When you kind of lied about having "health insurance." πŸ˜… @jeff

25πŸ’¬