G R E G β€’ F U R M A N

ACTOR | WRITER | INSTIGATOR πŸŽ₯ Management πŸ“© hi@lizeswe.in

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Pretending to be "rich" is way too expensive πŸ’°πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ’° (watch until the end 😈) w/ @whleli @joeysalads @emily.ghoul @bria.via @redone

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Thank you Norm 🀘🏻 (*Stealing jokes from his back pocket)

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We wear glasses to avoid getting flattened by cars, falling into holes, and greeting the wrong people, but hey, we're glad you think you're coming off as "intelligent" with those fake frames πŸ‘“πŸ‘ŒπŸ»| @thisbinarylife

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Friends that shouldn't work in comedy 🀣😐 (Tag them) w/ @tjriv

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TOTALLY COOL BRO πŸ‘ŠπŸ» @icecube (Tag a friend who isn't that cool to lift their spirits) 🀘🏻

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Way more than just a music festival 🀘🏻 @kaaboodelmar #kaaboo #ad

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Get out of your head | πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

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In 1877, a young Thomas Edison figured out how to physically cut sound into a tinfoil wrapped cylinder, resulting in Vinyl. In 2017, I can't even figure out how to open a Hot Pocket without suffering 3rd degree burns πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

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A Throwable Feast πŸ·πŸ‘ŒπŸ» w/ @caravelany

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πŸ₯Š @thenotoriousmma was probably eating glass to prep for the fight while @floydmayweather looks like he was watching the Gilmore Girls πŸ₯Š #mayweathermcgregor

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Fruit CockTale 🍍w/ @nicolettenoble

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It's easy to get trapped in your phone. Make time to break out every now and then. Life is off the screen πŸŒ²πŸšΆπŸ»πŸ“± @rierasmussen

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YES, this festival is going to rock. YES, I hope to see you there. NO, I won't calm down. The lineup is crazy! πŸ™‰Let me know if you're going! 🀘😝🀘@kaaboodelmar #kaaboo #ad

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Equal parts πŸ˜‡/ 😈 || πŸ“· @rierasmussen

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I HATE this πŸš—πŸ—£πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ(Anyone else?)

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That guy who'd rather look cool and sit it out (because he secretly sucks at sports) πŸ€Tag that friend, or yourself πŸ˜ˆπŸ“· @rierasmussen

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Workplace Romance βš“οΈβ€οΈ w/ @tjriv (Tag 2 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

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I'm like a bear that chewed open a cooler full of muscle milk, only I'm not a bear, I don't really like milk, and this caption makes no sense 🍼πŸ’ͺ🏻 🐻| πŸ“·@rierasmussen

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Good friends stick around. Distance or time won't change that 🀘🏻 @drewsdos (Tag a good one πŸ˜‰)

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Dance with me at your own risk. Really though I'll need you to sign a waiver if that's cool πŸ“ πŸ•ΊπŸ»| πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

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You'll be used, cheated, and undervalued. That's a good indication that you're bigger than those who step on you for support. Try standing πŸ˜‰πŸ“· #freelance @thisbinarylife

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Complete garbage. They tried banning me from florist shops across the west coast. They said "I needed help" or some shit. It's not an addiction. I love flowers. Bees 🐝 love flowers. You don't see people banning bees, do you? No, you don't. I need to be alone for a while πŸ“·@thisbinarylife

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You are the author of your life story. It won't always be legible, but it will be yours to own. Ignore the critics and use permanent ink πŸ“·@thisbinarylife

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Pretending to be best friends with someone talented that doesn't know or care about my existence! πŸ€™πŸ» @therealjeffreyross

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IKEA is in my blood. In my soul. In my living room. πŸ‘πŸ»

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Fun fact! If you show off your middle finger in LA, some people are kind enough to show you what Heaven looks like! @johannesbartl πŸ€œπŸ»πŸ–•πŸ»πŸ˜…

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When you suck at being lactose intolerant β˜ οΈπŸ§€β˜ οΈ

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Escaped the Zoo 🚨 w/ @johannesbartl

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Sure. I'd love to meet your new boyfriend. Bring him in so we can become best friends ☠️

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Welcome to HollywoodπŸ‘ŒπŸ» #nofilter #perfect

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