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When you realize mid-selfie that you're literally alone in a room taking staged photos of yourself 🀀🀳🏻

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Failure is the only gift we'll ever receive that leads to our constant improvement. The gap between who we are now and what we're capable of becoming, closes the moment we grit our teeth, get up, and demand from ourselves another shot | πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

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I'll protect your wifi password with my life πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸ’» 🀺 πŸ†“πŸ“Ά | πŸ“·@thisbinarylife

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Don't tell me to stop biting my nails unless you plan on biting them for me πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ(Anyone agree?) | πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

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All those trips to the gym and we can't even break a damn zip tie πŸ‘ŒπŸ» #onset w/ @paullogan88 🎬✈️

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When she's pretty and smart but still a total bitch πŸ™„#dogsofinstagram

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SPOKE TOO SOON πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ @tjriv (full video -- link in bio)

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We’re allowed to worry, but I’m afraid it does no good my friends. I can’t ask you to stop worrying altogether. That wouldn’t be fair. How could I ask such a thing if I’m incapable of doing it myself? What I will ask of you is far more manageable I think. Write down 5 specific things that worry you – things that haven’t happened yet. Write β€œImaginary” at the top of the page. Now make a column on the right, and list the opposite (positive) outcomes for each specific negative thing you’ve listed. Now I’m afraid I must disappoint all of you by stating the fact that you’re completely unqualified to tell the future, which means any of these imaginary outcomes are possible and there’s nothing you can do but guide yourself towards the more favorable ones by concentrating on them more than the others. Manifestation isn’t magic, its positive pursuit, and guess what? We're all qualified for that 🀘🏻 | πŸ“· @nadiatysonphotographer

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BETWEEN THE SEATSπŸ“±πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ w/ @natehartley (Tag someone special 😈)

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Please lend me your chapstick πŸ™πŸ» | πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

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After signing the Lease πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ“(BASED ON A TRUE STORY)

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Creating something from nothing ✏️🎬 w/ @natehartley

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Don't worry. I'll save your seat πŸ’Ί| πŸ“· @rierasmussen

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Hey @colgate & @crest - Feel free to fight over sponsoring these chompers before they fall out of my face in 70 years βš”οΈ | πŸ“Έ @miles_sphotography

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Pretending to be "rich" is way too expensive πŸ’°πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ’° (watch until the end 😈) w/ @whleli @joeysalads @emily.ghoul @bria.via @redone

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Thank you Norm 🀘🏻 (*Stealing jokes from his back pocket)

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We wear glasses to avoid getting flattened by cars, falling into holes, and greeting the wrong people, but hey, we're glad you think you're coming off as "intelligent" with those fake frames πŸ‘“πŸ‘ŒπŸ»| @thisbinarylife

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Friends that shouldn't work in comedy 🀣😐 (Tag them) w/ @tjriv

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TOTALLY COOL BRO πŸ‘ŠπŸ» @icecube (Tag a friend who isn't that cool to lift their spirits) 🀘🏻

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Way more than just a music festival 🀘🏻 @kaaboodelmar #kaaboo #ad

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Get out of your head | πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

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In 1877, a young Thomas Edison figured out how to physically cut sound into a tinfoil wrapped cylinder, resulting in Vinyl. In 2017, I can't even figure out how to open a Hot Pocket without suffering 3rd degree burns πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ πŸ“· @thisbinarylife

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A Throwable Feast πŸ·πŸ‘ŒπŸ» w/ @caravelany

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πŸ₯Š @thenotoriousmma was probably eating glass to prep for the fight while @floydmayweather looks like he was watching the Gilmore Girls πŸ₯Š #mayweathermcgregor

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Fruit CockTale 🍍w/ @nicolettenoble

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It's easy to get trapped in your phone. Make time to break out every now and then. Life is off the screen πŸŒ²πŸšΆπŸ»πŸ“± @rierasmussen

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YES, this festival is going to rock. YES, I hope to see you there. NO, I won't calm down. The lineup is crazy! πŸ™‰Let me know if you're going! 🀘😝🀘@kaaboodelmar #kaaboo #ad

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Equal parts πŸ˜‡/ 😈 || πŸ“· @rierasmussen

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I HATE this πŸš—πŸ—£οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ(Anyone else?)

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That guy who'd rather look cool and sit it out (because he secretly sucks at sports) πŸ€Tag that friend, or yourself πŸ˜ˆπŸ“· @rierasmussen

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