Monkey 🐒

I’m a 4 pound yorkie from Saint John, NB, 🇨🇦 My mom is Robyn, my father is Dave, my baby brother is Noah, and my cat is Beastly.

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Today is my 3rd Birthday. It is currently 4am, but I’m way too excited to sleep. (That’s 28 in human years) I can’t wait to have my party!! #partytime #thirdbirthday #imthree #gettingmylicense #almost30 #cake #allofthefood #pizza #mymomisbetterthanyours #yorkiesofinsta #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkshireterrier #dogs #dogsofinstagram

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All of my friends are making fun of my turtleneck. But jokes on them, because I’m warm and stylish. #turtleneck #imstylish #canadianyorkie #yorkiegram #yorkiesofinsta #yorkiesofinstagram #dogs #dogsofinstagram #warm #saturdaynight #followme #becauseimcute

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I have regrets. Too many Bud Lights last night. You should see my brother (swipe). I told him to to stop, but he didn’t listen. #wearesick #momjustthinkswearetired #budlight #neveragain #thisisembarassing #yorkiegram #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkienation #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #dogs #dogsofinstagram

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Here is a picture of my brother and I playing Super MarioWorld this morning. #supermario #iwon #hispawsaretoobigforhisbody #hecantholdthecontroller #catsarestupid

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OH MY DOG. Santa Paws came early. He made a special trip because he heard I was sick. Thank you all for your magical prayers. I’m in this photo too (left) #canadianyorkie #santapaws #santacameearly #thankful #ideserve #yorkiegram #yorkiepuppy #yorkshireterrier #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkie #dogs #dogsofinstagram #dogswithbrokenlegs #fracture #spoileddog #doggiestyle #lucky #luckypuppy #puppy

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This is the man that saved my life. My cat, Beastly. I told him to smile for you guys, but this is the best he can do. I am rewarding him by letting him have his afternoon nap in my playpen. (One time thing) #thanks #themanwhosavedmylife #catsareokay #catsofinstagram #catoftheday #catoftheyear #tabbycat #brokenleg #yorkienation #dogsofinstagram #dogs #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkshireterrier #yorkiesofinstagram1 #yorkiesrock

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Something tragic happened today... I was out in my backyard minding my own business when I was attacked by a gang of deer. I didn’t think they would retaliate so soon, but they did. My mother and father were too busy to notice because they were caring for my baby brother. I knew they should have sent him back to the hospital. I screamed and screamed, but I was left to die alone. My cat, Beastly was in the right place today (for once) and saved my life. I was rushed to the hospital via ambulance. X-ray revealed that they fractured my ulna and radius. I’m now on bed rest. #nomoretommygun #stopgangviolence #atleastihavemytv #vanderpumprulestonight #fracturedleg #dogsofinstagram #dogs #brokenbones #bones #yorkienation #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkshireterrier #terrier #helpme #revenge #yorkiepuppy #yorkiepuppies #yorkieloversofinsta #yorkieworld #yorkielife #notagoodlife #monkeythedog #monkey #depression #petsofinstagram #monkmonk #notagoodwednesday #iwantabeer

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THOSE little RASCALS!!!!!!I Thought I gave them fair warning THE last time they came on my property! Monkey: [hears knock at door] Who is it?
Deer: [Deer comes in] It's me, Deer. I got the stuff.
Monkey: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!
Deer: All right, Monkey,but what about my money?
Monkey: What money?
Deer: Acey said you had some dough for me.
Monkey: That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
Deer: Acey said 10%
Monkey: [smirks] Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more.
Deer: What do you mean?
Monkey: He's upstairs taking a bath, He'll call you when he gets out. Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Deer. (pulls out tommy gun)I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
Deer: [wide eyed and calm] All right, Monkey, I'm sorry!, I'm going!
Monkey: 1, 2, 10! [starts unloading bullets into Deer while laughing maniacally]
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! #filthyanimal #stupiddeer #guns #canada #jkidontbeliveinguns #ibeliveinlove #love #idobelieveinmagic #deer #yorkiesofinstagram #monkeythedog #tuesdaynight #mydadislit #whatdoesthatmean #momswatchingtrashtv #dogsofinstagram #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkshireterrier #yorkies #yorkienation #yorkiepuppy #yorkieshire

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Parents have gone to bed. They have to get up early with the baby. #suckers. I’m watching trash tv! It’s the season finale of 90 Day Fiancé. Bunch of fools. This is my father’s ultimate favourite show @redsoxnation1983. #suckstobeyoudad #imdeletingitoffthepvr #merrychristmas #90dayfiance #yorkshireterrier #yorkiesofinstagram #doggiestyle #dogsofinstagram #daveismydad

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Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play (fetch)
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you...
#mymomcalledmealittlecreep #imacreep #whatarethose #okayimgoingbacktomykennel #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkies #dogs #dogsofinstagram #yorkiepuppy #yorkienation #monkeythedog #monkey #monkeybread

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I got this for my father last Christmas. I don’t think I will be able to top it this year. What should I get him? I only get five dollars for allowance a month and I don’t know how to do math, so I’m not sure how much I have in my piggy bank. Looking for recommendations. #piggybanklooksfull #icantdomath #ineedhelp #iwouldaskmotherbutsheisbusy #yorkiesofinstagram #monkeythedog #christmas #dogs #dogsofinstagram #yorkie #yorkshireterriersofinstagram

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Hi everyone. Here is my baby album. I weighed 4.3 ounces at birth. My mother almost called me Finnegan. I like Monkey much better. #yorkiesofinstagram #monkeythedog #dogsrule #tiny #imloved #dogsofinstagram #dogs #yorkiepuppy #yorkienation

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I’m very depressed today. My family went to FIVE parties this weekend. I have been home alone waiting. At least I have my teddy. #lonley #waiting #homealone #bear #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkshireterrier #yorkshireterriersofinstagram #dogs #dogsofinstagram #monkey #monkeythedog #doggy

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Guys, my 3rd Birthday is coming up. I would like to show you some pictures from my 1st Birthday. I really really hope I get a party this year. My mother didn’t throw a party last year because my baby brother was born. I told her to take him back to the hospital. Life isn’t fair sometimes. Mom, I know you monitor my Instagram since I’m under 16, so I know you are reading this. MONKEY WANTS PARTY THIS YEAR. #yorkshireterrier #yorkiesofinstagram #dogsbirthday #dogsofinstagram #yorkiepuppy #yorkielove #yorkieloversworldwide #yorkieloversofinsta #monkeytime #monkeyisturning3

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My parents are going out for supper tonight and my Nana is going to babysit. I think it’s ridiculous. I’m almost three years old. Don’t you worry, I’m plotting some mischief. Stay tuned #staytuned #givethepeoplewhattheywant #badyorkie #yorkiesofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #dogsonadventures #yorkieloversworldwide #monkey #plotting #yorkies #yorkieland

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This was one of the best days of my life. I went out for lunch with my family. It was a yorkie friendly restaurant. I still dream of this day. #ilovemyfamily #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkie #woodstock #newbrunswick #riverlife #dogsofinstagram #yorkiedog #yorkiegram #yorkiemania #monkey #imgettingpopular #noah #monkeythedog

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I got these for my mother for Christmas last year. What should I get her this year? #thinking #opentosuggestions #sheissonice #yorkiesrule #yorkiesofinstagram #yorki #dogs #dogsofinstagram #imasweetheart #thoughtfulness

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Guys, this is my last post today. I have to go to Calvin’s birthday party at 2pm. I thought I would share my Christmas picture. #ilovechristmas #dogsofinstagram #santaisreal #isawhim #ieathiscookies #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkiestyle #yorkies #yorkieloversworldwide #yorkie_town #yorkiemodel

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Today is Saturday. It is my favourite day of all, because I get to sleep in while my parents get up really early with my baby brother haha, suckers. #imwarm #suckstobemommy #yorkie #yorkshireterrier #dogsofinstagram #saturday #weekendvibes #yorkiepuppy #yorkieloversworldwide #yorkiemania #yorkiegram #yorkielife

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This is one of my favourite pictures of my baby brother and me. He is ten days old in this picture. I also like this picture because I look as big as a German Shepherd. #yorkshireterrier #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkieswithattitude #yorkie #bigbrother #dogbrother #followme #imsocute #proudbrother #noahismybro

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