Timothy Jaime

I will offend you, your religion, your family, your friends, and your parents. If you don't like to laugh, we're not friends. 42. XIX.

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98 Degrees, bitch please #bitch #bitchplease #facebook #iloveyou

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Which one was the best flavor? Probably that cream filled skin roll from Father Pleasure #flavorflesh #religion #priest #father #daddy #catholic

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If your friends don't roast you or talk shit on you on a daily basis, they're not friends, they're just dudes @kendelrafferty
#RIPKendel

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Well, I made it didn't it? #supbitches #late #peace #watmydick

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@a_duranfraile @serendipitypattern #Spain love my life partying with new people @luckyclubtattoo

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Me: I can only have one drink because I have work tomorrow morning. *27 minutes and 15 double shots of whiskey later*
#america #fuckyeah #baldeagle #party #whiskey #nosebeers #27minutes #lakehavasu #onaboat #whipmydickout

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It's not that I hate you, it's actually because I don't really like you. Little bitch. #bitch #littlebitch #crybaby #ifuckedyourmom

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Just eating some steaks with my babes @broox1986 #steak #fitness #meat #mandate #whiskey #bookerswhiskey #fuckmydickhole

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Welp, this is pretty accurate. #family #relationshipgoals #whiskey #jameson

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When your friend had an important FaceTime message for you but you couldn't answer it. @satanashimself #pieceofshit #satan #666 #dudesbeingdudes

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Sometimes you have to look back on life and just say, "Fuck it, I'm going to drink some whiskey and down a few nose beers" #nosebeers #cocaine #vaginanose

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Ugh... #moan #phonesex #daddy

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It's also given me two hernias. #life

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Old ass 45 years old looking like he's 35 @perdue13 @timsyndicate @luckyclubtattoo

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Just holding a purse. #aintnobitch #daddy #daddygang #gucci #versace

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I don't know what to say other than Sam had a big heart, loved her kids and loved life. I think everyone is still in a shock and processing what happened. We're all here for you @paulboy_longlegz RIP Sam.

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With my mijo @_selvmord_ I also just got a fresh cut from @theblackboardbarbershop by @joserthebarber #daddy #daddygang #daddythings #haircuts

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Who's lips are better #mac #sephora

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Sex. Thugs. Rock N Roll. Hoodrat shit. #whiskey #wildturkey #friday

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Pineapples on pizza is like vaping and gaping but gayer #pineapples #pizza #pineapplesonpizza #gross #stupid #food #fitnessmodel #fitnesspizzainmymouth #foodporn

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