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"DAS MAH SHIH" feat. @itshasyaz
Gurl sit down and let me tell you the story of this dig-dang video. So I got this random gurl sliding into my DMs saying she's my Cousin and that she wants to be in one of my videos. My Sister showed her my IG. So I'm like sure gurl don't know who you are but I'm down. So she shows up to my house for Raya and she came up with this idea. Btw she ain't my Cousin but she is a Cousin of my Sister's Friend lmao. But like Hasya's friends with my Sister too so it's cool. She's cool. ENJOY.
Hi my name is Irny Irdina and all my life I've been vertically challenged. My life has been a constant struggle with my height as a disadvantage whenever I'm at events or concerts. Tall people are always towering over me, getting a vivid view, while I suffer in silence with my short shins. Grrrrr. But hah, while my view is being obstructed, imma be untying their shoelaces hurhurhurhiok!!!¡!!¡¡!!
This video was taken by my tall companion, Wilfred (@wilfredlee)
1st photo: Me lookin' cute and having a good time or whatever
2nd photo: Me when they bring out the food
3rd photo: nO PAPARAZZI!!¡!!¡¡!!!!!¡!!!!
Thank you to the 3 of you for joining me during Mass Iftar yesterday. Congrats to Zoch for fasting a full day and to Wilfrod who wanted to fast half-day but accidentally did full day :') I hope we all can practice abstinence, patience and appreciation this Ramadan. Also, we gotta reduce food wastage because that ain't cool #KainKouture #SarongSisters #nOpApArAzZi
Mother Meme is back at it again with another quality video. This is Mother's choreography that she learned in Zumba. She really likes this song. Sis Lenny (@twirlmycurls) is NOT part of the choreography. Also Mother's Day is either today or tomorrow. I honestly don't know when it really is but like this video is meant for the celebration of Mother's Day kthxbye.
"BLANKET JAMS" feat. @christineleesh! I miss our sleepover and I miss Christine! I have lost her to JC and I will never be able to see her again. Lmao jk hung out with her and the rest today so that's nice. Also, I feel like every time she comes to my house, she gets physically hurt because her head keeps banging into things. Also because I pushed her into the bed frame haha good times.
"ADVENTURES OF WERK"
Work is done. It's over. It's cancelled. It's gone forever. This was a pretty chill job. I was playing most of the time lmao. I love retail. From the insolent customers, the long hours, the pesky kids who call me auntie to the Abang-Abangs who call me KAK, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT RETAIL?!?! No but really, I thoroughly enjoyed myself here with all the gossip and DRAMA. I've made many friends and got loads of free stuff so that's nice. Omg also, thank you to everyone who visited me, even on the last day. Y'all are precious. Especially the ones who ALWAYS visit me However now I am unemployed. I have no independent source of income. So please, someone sponsor me. Help.
*LOWER YOUR VOLUME IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE OR SMALL CHILDREN PLEASE* I miss being petty in school and throwing tantrums lmao. This was during Chemistry where I was forced to clean the whiteboard. If you know who's my Chemistry teacher, you would understand why I freaked out, why I was frustrated and why I was being so extra lmao. But y'all I actually grew to like her okay she's pretty cool. Also, I hope that you all get good grades when you return to school tomorrow. This was taken by my slave, @k.risstel, circa March 2016
Yo we karaoke-d from 10pm-2am last Saturday lmao. I literally put so many songs in the que and there was like 18 pages of 6 songs left when time was up But fret not, we managed to sing the mandatory stuff like Backstreet Boys and BIG TIME RUSH!!!!¡!¡¡!!!It was THE BEST sending off party for mah 2 sisters.
P.S: I won't say cannabis was not involved
"RUNNING ERRANDS WITH MOTHER"
I may have forced Mother to make this video but yo she looks so happy to be in it haha. When I showed her the final edited version of this video she was like "Play it again". Gurl she loves the spotlight, just like her offspring. Mother is such a meme. We shall call her Mother Meme. 11/10 would do this again.
Y'all this is so important to me because Father rarely shows affection openly and so I was SHOOK, as you can hear from my gasp. It was so unexpected for him to do that and honestly it looked like it was a scene from a movie :') It's like the first time he's gonna be away for quite a while and I thought it was gonna be hard for Mother but lmao no they video chat like 4 times a day so that's super cool. The love my parents have for each other is so magical and I'm so thankful for that. They are living proof of #relationshipgoals and #tilljannah Uggg this is so mushy and like I cri cuz it's so cute!!!¡!!¡¡¡!!!
Many of you may not know this but this is the image of the ideal female body at its peak performance. Jk it's just me in Jonathan's Sister's donut float. Ok y'all but seriously some people be sayin' 2016 was shit but I thought it was lit I literally cried so much but I had a great year because so many good things happened but I'm too lazy to name all of them so lmao byE
"EMO CHRISTMAS" feat. my dear slaves again. Haha y'all thought we only made one video but gurl we made TWO! You'll only truly understand the title of this video if you know of My Chemical Romance because the song is a mashup of All I Want For Christmas Is You and Welcome To The Black Parade. Oh wells hope y'all get tons of love and bonding this holiday. Hope this video spreads joy and laughter
"SHAKE IT" feat. @christineleesh , @_thatxavier_ , @____jooe and @princeaniqthegreat . We had a 3-day marathon of Stranger Things at my place and although only Christine stayed overnight , it felt like a slumber party lmao. I've actually been wanting to make this video for a while now, even before school ended but I always never got the chance. So feast your eyes on me forcing my frens into this mess.
HI I REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.
FUN FACT: THIS WAS DURING RELIGIOUS CLASS AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT HELL AND THEN THIS PICTURE CAME UP AND I WAS LIKE OMG I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE SO DURING BREAK TIME WHEN MY TEACHERS WERE GONE I WENT TO THE COMPUTER AND WENT BACK TO THIS SLIDESHOW AND FORCED MY FRIENDS TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME. I HAVE 8 PHOTOS IN TOTAL, ONE OF WHICH MY TEACHER TOOK OF ME BECAUSE SHE TOO WANTED A PICTURE. BUT THIS IS NOT THE ONE THANKS FOR READING LOVE YOU BYE.
Everyone is posting really nice pictures from Graduation Night but really, no one talks about how they rushed us out of the venue immediately after the 8 minute dance party that we had. Lmao I'm not being negative about it don't worry. I had so much fun but I just wish that we had more time to take pictures. So here are Live Photos that I've converted into video for you to see how hectic the night ended I literally took selfies while they were rushing us out. But I really had a fun time, you should've seen me, I danced every second...LITERALLY
Btw Mr Singh was my date
On this date, a year ago, I performed in a musical for the first time. I'm really glad I decided to be in it because it exposed me to new ideas, allowed me to be a more flexible performer and enabled me to take criticism more openly. It allowed me to not only grow in terms of a performer, but as an individual as well. I would love it if I could pursue this in the future
STRAWS feat. @princeaniqthegreat
Do you love it when your straws make sounds? Well then McDonald's is the restaurant for you. Here at McDonald's we provide a delightful experience with our tantalizing flavors as well as our musically inclined drink-ware. Head over to McDonald's @mcdsg today to yell "I'm lovin' it!"
#ad #imlovinit #mcdonalds
HELP ME TAG @MCDSG THANKS
Here's a fraction of photos from when I tried to have my photo taken on the road.
Stage 1: Being really happy that my best fren is tolerating my shit and is taking this picture
Stage 2: Getting my aesthetics right
Stage 3: Noticing a car coming
Stage 4: "ANIQ, CAR!" and running away, leaving Aniq for death
Y'all probably can't see what I got because I do not acquire the skill of aesthetically pleasing photography. Thank you Ms Chew, Mr Chua, @sushmithasandra @o.kristel @zandrealau @yx.nat @s.xkey_ @tiara_khlsh @fr4nzy @hubert.sg @ailingranner @boraylain @_thatxavier_ @eh_thanna @xochloeexx @yiiying.toh @rishdawg9514 @angelaseah_ @jona_thor @kalliegoh @c.aisyah @fattyacids @____jooe @christineleesh and last and definitely the least, my co-worker @princeaniqthegreatY'all did so so so much to make today feel super awesome. Aniq and Christine worked their butts off and sacrificed their sleep for moi and I'll forever be grateful for that. Farhan made me look decent with his amazing Photoshop skillz. Nevertheless all of you made me feel like a Superhero today. I can safely say that I'm now prepared for a zombie apocalypse, being able to defend myself in style . Major thanks for today. Y'all are my Justice League ME HOY MINOY