Weirdo wiener rescue dog. Resident sandwich thief, Sneak Queen & Worst Dog listed on her resume. Begrudging elder guru to @therottencoonhound.
Bb dird ♥ kale
A noodle and a hot dog
Name: Weendird. Genus: dird. Characteristics: Showy plumage, an insatiable appetite, and a keen hunting ability for street food and human lunches. Do not be deceived by puppy eyes or shameless snuggles. Orthindoggogists wordlwide will assure you that Weendird will ruthlessly use anyone, anything, and any circumstance to successfully nab her prey. Tag @justdirds to see your dog dirded
Future doggo glasses so now she can see colors on the human spectrum
Dreaming thru the rain
Of the opinion that party hats are dumb and where the fuck is the cake
It's creepy when they just stare at you for no reason for 20 minutes straight
Me "Look like a bunny!" Andi "No!"
Thx, andi for keeping me informed
Rolling classy AF
Watch-Dox, reporting for deck duty sir yes sir