Weirdo wiener rescue dog. Resident sandwich thief, Sneak Queen & Worst Dog listed on her resume. Begrudging elder guru to @therottencoonhound.
When your human took your little sistee hiking cuz she's "high energy" and left you at home and when they come back they're all tired and ur like "dumbasses." #exerciseis4losers
When your mom makes you play outside cuz the fresh air is good for you and TV will rot your brain. #pupstateny