🍍🌾ᴄʜᴜᴄᴋ & ᴛʜᴇ ғᴇʀʀᴇᴛs 🐭🐭🐭

❃∘∘ғᴏᴏᴅ∘∘ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ∘∘sᴛʏʟᴇ∘∘❃💃🏻 Low-content 🦄 ❥10% ᴏғғ with ᴄᴏᴅᴇ: ᴢᴇʀᴏᴄʜᴜᴄᴋsɢɪᴠᴇɴ @ʙᴀʀᴋʙᴏx

http://www.barkbox.com/zerochucksgiven

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Today, someone sent me a text asking me to talk dirty to them. I replied and told them I wanted them to come over and do bad things to me...like feed me too many tacos and ruin my diet. Who else out there ruins their diet with tacos?! 😂❤️💃🏻 #WaitWhat #OhChuck #SoCuteTho #TacoTuesday
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Y’all, swipe left to see rare video of cute Ferrets hopping around in the snow, including crazy Olivia head-butting the snow mounds. 😂

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Ferret Bueller’s Day Off 🤪🙈😁 #CrazyFerrets #SoCuteTho

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Y’all, please swipe left to see the Ferrets’ fun in the snow...you don’t want to miss crazy Olivia chasing down her poor furless brother...and then turning into a giant snowball. Poor Toby with his wiry hair. 😂

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Me when someone takes the last fry off my plate. 😂❤️💃🏻 #Relateable #IRunSoICanEat #SharingIsCaring #MondayMotivation #OhChuck #🍟 __________________________
Swipe left to find all the dogs/ferrets in the next pic...comment the number found below (and Chuck’s face tho😂)!

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We’re working on our fitness and walked a total of 12 miles the past two days. These cute mini hand-crafted doughnuts from @godoughboy is our reward, hehe. Keep swiping to see some exhausted ferrets. From what you ask? Grooming. A bunch of softies, haha. We’re going to whip those ferrets into shape too! 😂❤️💃🏻 #WeekendFun #Fitness #MoroccanRug #Vintage #Loves #Azilal

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And as I was lifted up, joy filled my heart...like how the smell of a silent but deadly fart fills up a room with no windows. 😂❤️💃🏻 #WaitWhat #OhMiniChuck

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Thank you everyone for your Happy Birthday wishes to Chuck yesterday! He had a fun day full of good foods and toys! 😁

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Here's hoping my goofy grin will detract you from looking at my tiny wee wee. 😂❤️💃🏻 #WaitWhat #OmgChuck #DatSmileTho #IveGotSmallPawsHehe

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The next time someone puts a girthy stick in your face, just go to town on it. 😂❤️💃🏻 #WaitWhat #OhChuck #HesSoBad #ButValentinesDaysComingUpTho
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Although I eventually transitioned to a private school, the time during which I received an education through the public school system was highly enjoyable. The manner by which the teachers taught the curriculum kept students engaged and motivated. I remember a time in our English class in 7th grade when the teacher challenged us to embrace poetry by offering an incentive of one bonus point for every poetry line that we could recite from memory in front of the entire class. Not to be outdone by any of my classmates, I went on to recite over 1,000 lines. One of the poems that I remember reciting was Langston Hughes's "A Dream Deferred." At that time, I did not fully understand nor appreciate the deeper meaning behind the poem, but over the years when I would hit roadblocks in my life, I would recall that poem. I would remember the poignant opening inquiry…what happens to a dream deferred? What indeed. He goes on to ask if it dries up like a raisin or does it fester like a sore. He further asks if it runs or does it stink like rotten meat or does it crust over. Or maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or…maybe, it just explodes. Although this poem was written in the context of the frustration experienced by African Americans during the Civil Rights movement, it was also cleverly written in a way that allowed it to be timeless and universal. Oftentimes in our lives, we would feel a sense of despondency and stagnation. We feel as if our goals are out of reach or we're just in a rut. I suspect many of us remember a time when life seems to hold many promises and opportunities. Just remember, it still does. And it always will. Just keep fighting the good fight. Never give up hope. #Dreams #DontStopBelievin #TotallyHashtaggedALineFromAJourneySong

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Today, I'd like to highlight one of my favorite collar/leash/accessories small business shops: @dwam_dogwithamission. As the shop name suggests, the company supports special local and international animal welfare projects to help less fortunate dogs get shelter and much needed TLC by donating a portion of their sales to such groups. We were fortunate to have received a few of their products to review and I cannot begin to tell you how thrilled we were when we opened the package. The material used was of the highest quality and the craftsmanship is extremely impeccable. The leather, is sturdy, well-oiled, and absolutely beautiful. The embroidery is unique, colorful, funky, bohemian, and fun. The hardware is just the right shade, neither too brassy, too gold, nor too dark. We had quite a few people comment on the beauty of the collar when we were walking Chuck around town. If you're looking for a unique collar that is the perfect blend of modern meets vintage meets boho, look no further. We were given the code INSTA2017 for our followers to use for a discount. This is not a paid post, nor are we earning a commission if you use the code. We just hope you enjoy the products as much as we have!

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Hi everyone! We're currently taking the scenic route through some beautiful mountain ranges, which, while breathtaking, have severely limited our Instagramming activity. Hope to catch up with everyone soon. In the meantime, please enjoy this picture of Mini-Chuck in front of our Christmas tree in Hilton Head. 🤗❤️💃🏻 #HappyHolidays #PeaceAndLove

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Haven't been home for more than an hour and they've already decked my halls and made me don gay apparel. 😩❤️💃🏻 #PoorMiniChuck #SoCuteTho
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Been on the road with the doggies for more than 24 hours. I think we need a break from each other. 😂❤️💃🏻 #ItsNotYouItsMe #NoWait #ItsYou #WhyYallGottaWhineSoMuch

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When I think of you, I touch my elf. 😂❤️💃🏻 #WaitWhat #OhChuck
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You had me at yellow. 😂❤️💃🏻 #LoveThisLittleGirl #ShesSoPunny
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Many thanks to @ohtinyheart for selecting us to be models for their beautiful and unique scarves and @inspiring_photography_admired for selecting our last picture for a feature! Special thanks to @pupsonpar for tagging us on the @ohtinyheart post to enter their model search! Also, thanks to everyone that have reached out to us for product partnerships. We'll be sending emails soon! ❤️

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As my family like to say on this day:
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Happy Tangy Wings!
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Happy Tinky Winks! .
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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On this day, we would like to give thanks to the people (and our dogs) who bring happiness, positivity, and love into our lives. Despite any of the events that transpired in the past few weeks (and months), we're thankful to be living in this great country of ours...to be free and be able to make choices. Hope everyone had a fun filled celebration with good food and great company! God bless America!
😂❤️💃🏻#Thanksgiving #Love #Happiness
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bow • tie | @themaxbone
bandana | @houndcollection
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Many thanks to our wonderful friend @spyro_dog for selecting Chuck's last picture for a @jj_welovepets feature! Please follow those accounts and enjoy the beautiful pictures!
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This is my entry for the #tinyheartmodelsearch with @ohtinyheart.
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You asked for it! And we heard you! Clean, crisp, airy, bright pictures in the city! Since we travel a lot with our dogs, there will be so many opportunities for us to take pictures in a variety of settings!

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Be decisive.
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Right or wrong, make a decision.
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The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. 😂❤️💃🏻#WaitWhat #DamnMiniChuck #ThatEscalatedQuickly
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This is my entry for the #tinyheartmodelsearch with @ohtinyheart.
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Our scruffy dog crew would make great @ohtinyheart models because they're all such great little characters. Each of them has a unique look and personality that shines through in every capture. Whether we're in the city or the wilderness, these guys are always ready to pose. 😁

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I hate when people are at your house and ask if you have a bathroom. It's like no, we shit in the yard. 😂🙈😅 #WaitWut #OhMiniChuck #RealTalk #SuchALady

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Mini Chuck wanted a @spirithoods. My cheap ass made her one. 😂🙈 💃🏻
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Sunday is when I get my sleep in
'Cause on Monday we be at it again, holla 👊🏻
#WildDogs
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👕 • @shopdogthreads
collar | @beast_and_babe
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Hi everyone...thanks to all of y'all for checking in. Appreciate the comments and concern. Just been busy, but everyone is ok. ❤️

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The Ferrets came to us when they were, according to the shelter, a year old. I was always of the belief that they may have been younger based upon their behavior and subsequent growth progression. Regardless of how old they really were, here's my "puppy" picture of Olivia. We took this picture a couple of hours after picking The Ferrets up from @marloweandshakes and @the.ninja.dog. ❤️ #NationalPuppyDay #AdoptDontShop
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leash | @beast_and_babe
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Btw, we're trying to lighten the amount of items we own as we prep to purchase a home and move. During packing, I discovered we have over 40 leashes. 😳 If you're interested in buying one of our @beast_and_babe leashes or collars at a discount, let us know. We also have @houndcollection bandanas, collars, and leashes up for grabs too. As we keep packing, we'll prob offer up more items. 😂 #FMAadvocate

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The name is Bones. Sherlock Bones. The mission? Solve the case of the missing bones. 😂❤️💃🏻 #OhChuck #HesSoCuteTho
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To get a pipe toy like the one Chuck has, use the code "ZEROCHUCKSGIVEN" for 10% off and free shipping for your first @barkbox subscription! Click on the link in my profile to sign up!
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Big thanks to our friend @farrahandfriends for Chuck's feature on @excellent_dogs!! Also, big thanks to @rororiri_official and @shopdogthreads for reposting our picture!! ❤️

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You know Spring is coming when birds wake you up at 4am. 😂❤️💃🏻 #UghWhySoEarly #ComeBackInTheAfternoon #WineDrinkingWeatherTho

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striped 👕s | @rororiri_official
leash | @beast_and_babe
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Thanks to our sweet friend @comoandthecity for selecting Chuck's picture for a feature on @jj_welovepets. And thanks to @inspiring_photography_admired for promoting our account. ❤️

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I think it's broken. 😂❤️💃🏻 #OhChuck #SomeoneFixHim #SideEffectsOfFerretOverdose
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Hey friends! Fix him by booping his nose!! 😂😂😂 #DatBlackNoseDoe #FMAadvocate

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Man. When it rains ferrets, it really pours. 😂❤️💃🏻 #💩HappensBro #GoAwayFerrets #MissingTheOnlyChildLife
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💩 • plush emoji toy | @zippypaws
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Can I just say how much I love Toby Bruce and Olivia? They've got to be the most loving and accepting dogs ever. When they met Chuck for the first time, they just wanted to be his best friend and Grumpy Pants wasn't having any part of that. Same with Mini-Chuck. Toby and Olivia are dying to be her new besties and have been showering her with kisses and "hugs". Mini Chuck was basically like ew, what tf are you doing, gtf away from me, why are you even touching me. Yup. She's def from your gene pool, Chuck. 😂 #YouDefTheFather

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Ever since I taught this little ferret how to "beg", he would now spontaneously just sit up like this whenever the mood strikes him. During the snowstorm, he kept popping his head out of the snow runs like this whenever anyone walked by. Reminded me of those Whack-a-Mole arcade games except no one boinked him on the head. Seriously the cutest little guy. It's no wonder I squish his squirmy little body every chance I get!! 😂❤️💃🏻 #PoorLittleSnowFerret #wildlifeplanet

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striped • 👕 | @rororiri_official
leash | @houndcollection

All purchases made from now until the end of February, rororiri would like to give 10% of all profits to the Umbrella of Hope Foundation for Rescued Pets @umbrellaofhope. Thank you for the beautiful shirt @rosie_maltipoo! Please check out @rororiri_official for more cute clothes! ❤️ #FMAadvocate

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