Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund

Wiener Dog Extraordinaire New York Times Bestseller Shorty Award Winner Seen on Ellen, GMA, etc 👇GET LAST MINUTE CRUSOE MERCH👇

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“Three Little Squirrels” ~ Dog Marley

#cute #dogs #dachshunds #dogmarley #threelittlesquirels

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“What everyone secretly wants for Christmas!! 😉😝” ~ Crusoe

Speaking of SURPRISES, next week I’ll be announcing a new Facebook Watch Show series where I’ll be releasing weekly longer fom episodes, and where for the first time ever, I’ll have a VOICE!

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“Sunhat, sunglasses, sunscreen - can never be too safe when it comes to protecting this handsomeness! 😉” ~ Crusoe

#stlucia #sunshine #dog #dachshund

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“Know what this thing is? It’s a cocoa pod! The amazing folks at @hotelchocolat showed me around their cocoa plantation and how to make my own chocolate bar! But get this - I couldn’t even taste the frickin’ thing!” ~ Crusoe

#cocoa #chocolate #chocolatebar #hotelchocolat #stlucia #saintlucia #cocoapod #cacao #cacaonibs

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"Still time to get your Crusoe 2018 calendars in time for the holidays! Get yours on Amazon via link in my profile - but also available at Calendar Club, Office Max, Home Depot & more!" ~ Crusoe

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“Santa Crusoe’s visit to @ottawahumane (part 2 of 2)” ~ Crusoe

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“Santa Crusoe came early this year! Every once in a while I take all the extra toys & treats given to me by fans and pay it forward to pups in need at @ottawahumane (Part 1 of 2)” ~ Crusoe

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"Babe watching 😎👙" ~ Crusoe

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"The newest Star Wars character - WienerTrooper, who's quick to shoot up Rebel ankles." ~ Crusoe

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“St. Lucia me love! I WOULD be admiring this view but I’m pretty sure I smell chicken over this way..” ~ Crusoe

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“Star Wars WienerTrooper.” ~ Crusoe

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“And suddenly I find myself in sunny St. Lucia! But hey, I ain’t complainin’ 😉😎🌴” ~ Crusoe

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"Complimentary toilet water, no snack limits, extra wiener room - these are just SOME of the luxuries you get when flying Wiener Airways. I am on a plane, and to where, you'll find out soon! ;)" ~ Crusoe

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“You may now pay me $1 to come sniff these puppy paws. Spoiler alert: they smell like Fritos.” ~ Crusoe

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"Enjoy a little bit of my worldly adventures, everyday, with my 2018 calendar collection! Now's the perfect time to add them to your wish list/giving list - find them in stores at Calendar Club, Barnes & Noble, Office Max, Home Depot, or online at Amazon via link in my profile!!” ~ Crusoe

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“Hey Mum, we got a problem. I don’t think all my gifts are going to fit through this fireplace..” ~ Crusoe

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“Hey Dad, I found a replacement to chop wood while I go take a nap inside.. 👍” ~ Crusoe

Cop your Crusoe plush toy and/or outfit via link in my profile!

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“This is why you never ignore a dog’s dinner, amirite?! 🤣” ~ Crusoe

Tag a friend who knows WELL not to ignore their pup!

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“Yes, two lattes please, and what the heck - throw in a dozen beignets.” ~ Crusoe

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"A classy gentledog knows how to enjoy a nightcap, often followed by an evening stroll and poop in the park." ~ Crusoe

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"Us dogs are good at getting into mischief, and with @furbodogcamera those pesky hoomans will always know what we're up to - but least they can toss us treats to keep us out of trouble!" For a limited time only, get Furbo for only $169 and an extra $15 off with code FURBOCRUSOE via link in my profile. ~ Crusoe #sponsored #ad

Tag a friend who should learn how to properly rob a cookie cupboard!

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“When you’re in the line for 12 items and under but no one has 12 items or under.. 😠” ~ Crusoe

P.s. don’t forget I’m offering 15% off everything in my store until Monday night only! Link in my profile!

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“Hear my heckin’ mighty wiener ROAR! Scale of 1 to 10, how mighty is it?!” ~ Crusoe

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*Dog at the bottom is not for sale😉* - Presenting ALL NEW items just added to my store, including plush toys and outfits, xmas ornament, mugs, and the new Crusoe’s Crew anchor necklace! Now until Monday, get 15% off everything with code CRUSOE via link in my profile!! Thanks all! 😊👍” ~ Crusoe

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"The turkey won't be ready for another 6 hours.. but if you don't mind I'll just wait here. #HAPPYTHANKSGIVING!" (Getting the best spot at the table is important 😉) ~ Crusoe

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"If we push forward the clocks, can we start Thanksgiving now?!?!" 😉 (Yes, I'm Canadian but I can celebrate BOTH Thanksgivings IF I WANT TO OKAY?!) ~ Crusoe

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“It’s alright, Oakley.. happens to the best of us” ~ Crusoe

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“Geez, I leave for a weekend and when I get back, Winter is already here! 😮 Oh well, Mum says I look extra cute in winter gear! 😉” ~ Crusoe

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“Huge thank you to all our fans who came out to meet us yesterday at #Petcon! We had a blast meeting you all! And fun to catch up with some of my old celeb pals too including @harlowandsage @herecomesmeatball @tunameltsmyheart. Keep ballin’ all!” ~ Crusoe
Other pups too in this pic: @mooney_doxie @franklytheweinershnitzel

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“Limited time only, cop your “Wiener Airways” t-shirt via link in my profile, where 15% of proceeds go to my local dachshund rescue! ❤️😊” ~ Crusoe

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