Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund

Wiener Dog Extraordinaire, New York Times Bestseller, Shorty Award Winner. Seen on Ellen, GMA, etc πŸ‘‡GET MY NEW TEE, 15% HELPS ANIMALS IN PUERTO RICOπŸ‘‡

http://bonfire.com/cowboy-wiener

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"How much wood would a wiener dog chop if a wood could chop wieners? Nm, I've confused myself already..." ~ Crusoe

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"FINALLY! Introducing the 'Crusoe Cowboy' t-shirt, sweater, and tank top, with Oakley the bartender on the back! 15% of all proceeds goes to helping Puerto Rican animals in need. Available for two weeks only!!! Get yours via link in my profile!!" ~ Crusoe

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"Friday 13.............. and Oakley had a nightmare!" ~ Crusoe

Tag a friend! 🀣 #fridaythe13th

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"Worry not when BATDOG & Robin are on the clock!" ~ Crusoe
Tag a friend who should enter our protection
#tbt

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"Oakley needs his nighttime belly rub! Say YES or tag a volunteer πŸ˜‰" ~ Crusoe

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"Being Superman is a bit better than being a turkey, eh Oakley? πŸ˜‰" ~ Crusoe

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Do you hear that?.. I think, yes, it's NYC calling my name again! I'll be headed there for #Petcon on Nov 18/19, and I will be choosing one winner of a pair of VIP tickets for weekend access and reception with celeb pets including myself, @harlowandsage and @tunameltsmyheart and more! Just tag a friend in the comments and make sure to follow @petinsider and I will choose winner at random in 6 days! Good luck!

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"Happy Canadian #Thanksgiving πŸ˜…πŸ˜‹" ~ Crusoe

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"Oakley, look at the camera.. ready, cheeeeese, wait, were you looking?!" ~ Crusoe

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"I can't believe that in just 3 weeks I'll be turning 8 years old.. I'll always be Mum and Dad's little puppy dog tho!" ~ Crusoe

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"Starting today, guess who's comjng to spend a whole week with me?! πŸ˜‰ THIS GUY ☝️" ~ Crusoe

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"Sing it with me now! 🎢" ~ Crusoe

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"You may know me as a pilot... but I'm also an airplane! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜" ~ Crusoe #tbt

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"I do believe I've been duped." ~ Crusoe

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"Alright, here's the final 10! Anyone change their mind on which one their fav?! πŸ˜‰" ~ Crusoe

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"The first 10 of my Top 20 HOMEMADE Dog Costumes! What's your fav out of these ones? Last 10 to come shortly.." ~ Crusoe

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"Do you know what sound a pumpkin makes?!" ~ Crusoe

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"Dogs are like sunflowers, we always follow the sun! 🌻 😊" ~ Crusoe

Tag a friend who needs a sunshine doggo!

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"Come to think of it, maybe I shouldn't have wrote my name there.. πŸ˜…" ~ Crusoe

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"Tired of second-rate flight service? Choose WIENER AIRWAYS with unlimited on-board snacks and complimentary toilet water for everyone!" ~ Crusoe

Tag who should fly with us instead next time!! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹πŸ‘

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"Two out of three of us are very comfortable! 😝" ~ Crusoe

Tag someone who sacrifices their comfort for the dog! πŸ˜‰

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"First year with my backyard beehive was a success! Unfortunately it's been attracting 'bears' for a taste though! 😝" ~ Crusoe

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"Geez, women and their apple picking, am I right?!? πŸ˜…πŸ˜˜" ~ Crusoe

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"But why do we need a new dishwasher? I told you, I'm happy to do it!" ~ Crusoe

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"My nose is telling me.. it's the #firstdayoffall🍁 !" ~ Crusoe

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"Missin' my bro right about now! He makes for such a nice pillow.." ~ Crusoe

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"Still think #clowns are scary?" πŸ˜‰ ~ Crusoe
#ThrowbackThursday #tbt #throwbackthursday

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"If cuteness were a crime, I'd be locked up" ~ Crusoe (But I'd soon dig my way out).

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"So, this is what happens to wieners when they get schnitzel'ed..." ~ Crusoe

Read more of my astute observations from my recent trip to Germany via link in my profile.

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"Arrrroooo, it's Talk(Bark)-Like-A-Pirate-Day! Any doggos been practicing today?" 🀣 ~ Crusoe
#talklikeapirateday #barklikeapirateday

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