Digby and Alo - Griffons from Wellington, New Zealand. Email: Digby@DigbyVanWinkle.com
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Another awful moment from his weekend bath. If he didn’t want a bath he shouldn’t have looked so cute when wet!
When you have to have a bath but they don’t give you a treat after.
I asked Alo which hashtags I should use and all he could say was #tortureday. I’d have gone with #bathday myself
Digby: “thanks @stacksfurniturestore for the new dog bed my parents just bought me!”
Me: “Digby, can you please not lick the new couch?” #perspective #
Real footage of me waiting for the weekend
Business idea: like @uber but just dogs because who wants to deal with people
This is why you take him swimming on the first date - he might be secretly a swamp creature.
Happy international women’s day! I wanted to take a moment to thank the most brilliant woman I know, Digby and Alo’s Mum, @cherrywinkletags! I know she’d rather not make a fuss so instead of a picture of her, meet Digbina. #internationalwomensday
When Mum says “it’s time to go home!” But you think that there’s a chance that a cookie will come around the corner any second now.
Volume UP for noises
When you pretend you didn’t hear your name being called but then you hear your brother getting snacks.
When you realise that you’re not actually a cat and when you claim to be one, you’re lion.
When the weekend was so long ago you need to look at photos to remember what it feels like.
When everything your pee touches is your kingdom.
Sick days are great because you get to spend them under the covers! They’re even better when you don’t have to go to the V.E.T.
When you find a river monster but he’s cute so you don’t even mind.
When you wake up from a nightmare about candy mountain. #wheresmykidney
There’s no shame in admitting that you go to sleep cuddling a teddy bear!
The final stage of bath time: acceptance.
When I say “sorry, I have plans” this is what I have planned. #mrsofttop
When you try to put on your sexy shirt for your valentines date but you ate too much ham at Christmas.
Ugh, Mondays. #
Summer evenings got me like
He may be small but the boy can swim! ♂️
emojis in real life.
When they tell you that you can be anything so you become a unicorn.
When your parents are cleaning but you want to distract them with how cute you are so you get snacks instead.
What torture looks like, according to dogs.
When you’re a good kid but you played grand theft auto one time.
Catching is impressive when you don’t have a nose
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