Ferguson ward

I'm a person who does things, but only sometimes.

173 posts 451 followers 943 following

I asked the 8-Ball if this walkout was pointless.

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War.

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I... I actually was reading about swords.

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Missed some, I think.

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@elonmusk Congratulations! I'm so happy for you and everyone at @spacex My math teacher @algebrems wouldn't let me watch the launch live (for good reason, admittedly), so all I watched live was the last ten seconds of the countdown. I read later that the rocket landed successfully, so I hope we can see a third launch. Will be looking for @iss to try and see the Dragon capsule as I did a few months ago.

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Sick dog.

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Volkswagen, go home. You're drunk.

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My approach to relationships.

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If you need info you know where to go.

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Good luck, everyone.

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I hope at least one person knows what this is from.

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This picture pretty well sums up #nanowrimo Ugh.

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A friend got this fortune. It, I think, is the surprise it speaks of. Also, thanks, SEJH for the definitely appropriate message in a child's lunch.

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So, today I was taking pictures of this cool Mustang and this guy came up and was like "Hey, that's my car, why are you taking pictures?" So I told him that I thought it was cool and he told me to go ahead taking pictures and we had a nice conversation about old Mustangs and Corvettes. Why can't everybody be this nice? He was so kind and gave me advice about buying a car and what colors are the best (black never stays clean) and he was just all around so awesome. If everyone were like him, tge world would be a better place. Wait, no, it would be a perfect place. And then as he drove off, he revved the engine for me. If you're reading this, and you're that guy, you made my day.

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If you tried this, I'm sorry. Also, hahahahahahahahaha!

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Deep joy.

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From now on, this account is just lonely and idiotic stick figures (that definitely don't represent me). The other, more random, stuff can be found here: @struthious_spam Thanks to @emofandomtrashcan for checking this for me. And thanks for 160 followers. (Fabaceous means like a bean, and not many people know that. Struthious is also uncommon, so that's where I got the nane for my second account.)

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Please work; I need the good luck.

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Not bad.

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Leaving for a week. G'bye folks.

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Sometimes bad things happen, but then they become better.
Sometimes they don't.

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Ridiculous.

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Parking.

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Flatus expelled through the anus.

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People!

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There were more. So many more.

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What!? I don't understand. Why has this happened? What did I do wrong?

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Bananananananana!

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My dog made it to the third step on her way to the basement. Good girl, Trixie!

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Saw those yesterday. And 31 monsters that go by the name of Prius.

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