Jonathan Zwas

CA | DC | ABCDEFG

223 posts 366 followers 409 following

Coming into 2018 like...

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Bye bye, rent! Officially homeowners.

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I am a natural born equestrian.

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Proteas and Black Friday appliance specials.

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One of these days I'll get an electro beat maker doohickey. For now, this. "Marine layer."

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One month until the singularity. 🤖💍

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Late night twangy loops.

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Beebz.

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Looping on a Sunday. I call it "Slow, Grow."

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Where we had our first date. I didn't pay...but hey, now we're less than two months away.

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Street choo choo.

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Easing @laurenmccaw into camping with INDOOR camping.

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Our nation's number one role model. #Eclipse

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Operation 🍊🐔

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100 more days until we wed, which means a lifetime supply of 🍕, 🍜, 🍪, ☕️, ✈️, 🏝️, and 😍.

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Better than the one at Trump Tower.

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The real deal. ✌🏼👄

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Future wife knows what's up.

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Cheesin' with @oddisee at the @sofardc show. Thanks to this guy - on a third date 1.5 years ago - I convinced @laurenmccaw that I am (kind of) cool.

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I woke up yesterday morning and made a really, really good decision.

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"Hey, lets cross the sea and get some culture. Red wine with every meal and absinthe after dinner." @minusthebear @blackcatdc

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Brought back bagels from NYC. @laurenmccaw proceeded to dress mine up with nova lox, red onion, tomato, capers, bacon, a MOUNTAIN of cream cheese and fresh dill from our windowsill garden. 🤤

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Vail in one word: vast.

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Gnar at 12,000 feet with @its_a_goodyear.

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Grateful for a relaxing 24 hours at the Chuck Norris Inn, courtesy of @laurenmccaw and the "haunted people." #EasternShore

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How @laurenmccaw and I rate wine.

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Thank you SO much, @wapoexpress.

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"I AM A BONFIRE OF HUMAN BONES. I AM A BONFIRE OF HUMAN BONES. I AM A BONFIRE OF HUMAN BONES." #ParquetCourts

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Don't #resist the resistance.

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