Gary and supporting cast

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Gary would like you to believe that he got that little nick in on his left ear in a barfight, but here's the real story: When he was a couple of years old, we had to replace some fence boards. The UPC label was stapled to the bottom of the boards. One day he was rolling in the dirt next to the fence and his ear got caught on a staple and ripped it. It was a bloody mess but he didn't even notice it. #themoreyouknow

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Margo now has her very own personal barista thanks to @nolababies. He promises to serve her with a smile and never spell her name wrong. #MARGOT

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Every basic bitches' dream. #flashbackfriday from January 2015. Thank you for the request @tatcee #🍁spazz #πŸ¦€walk

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It's a cold and windy night, perfect for a scary movie. #throwbackthursday from February, 2015 #gargo (thanks for the request @simbas_mom )

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Intimidating AF. πŸ™„ #hankyouverymuch

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Gus doesn't like to talk about his pills, (for those of you who don't know, he has a congenital heart defect and will be on medication for the rest of his life) but I thought I'd ask all of you if you can recommend a pill cutter. The size and thickness of one of his meds recently changed for no apparent reason, and my cheap CVS pill cutter often pulverizes them. #halp #thankyou

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Margo ran away with the #TeamGaryTrivia vote, so here's a neener from the Miss herself. In order of softness:
1. Margo - her whole body feels like that little spot at the base of a cat's ear. Go feel that if you haven't.
2. Gary - actually a pretty close second, he has a very fine textured, soft undercoat which also makes him a shedding nightmare.
3. Hank - when I think of his fur, "fuzzy" comes to mind.
4. Jesse - he's got the shortest hair of all, and it's very sleek, almost like he's been dipped in grease. Soft isn't the word for it.
5. Gus - his fur is quite coarse. He may grow out of that, the texture reminds me of Gary's fur when he was younger.

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Today's #TeamGaryTrivia comes from @stacisturrock & @stephanieandhiggs : Who has the softest fur? I'll run them down in order tomorrow. #calmdowngus

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Well if this isn't a metaphor for 2017, I don't know what is. #tushie #tuesday #crushed #by #the #orange #bootheel #Gasse

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WTF are you guys looking at? #creeps

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Margo will spend the day giving zero effs. #margoylemonday #hero #Hargo

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Calling it quits for the day, if not the year. #gare🐻

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Scuse me, I need to get some filth on your pants. #gare🐻

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Apparently getting caught with a stick sets off a DEFCON 1 level invisible explosion. #gustopher

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What's orange and should be tossed out in early November? #riddlesbymargo

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This is kind of like when your straight laced mom enjoys a few cocktails. #funpolice

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Wake me up when the President of the Virgin Islands arrives. #waitwhat #whatatimetobealive #foryoudropoutsthatstheUSVirginIslands

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Oh look...more pumpkin spice crap. #jank

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Yes, Gus, your black whisker is delightful.

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Hot mess, circa 2008. #throwbackthursday #🍼garebear

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It’s frankly disgusting that Margo is able to write whatever she wants to write. People should look into it. #draghimMargo #nincompotus

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Happy 2nd adoptaversary, Gustopher! 2 years ago today I received the best gift I could ever imagine from my friend @emmansophie. Thank you for bringing us this little ray of sunshine and constant source of joy...We can't imagine our lives without him. I love you, Keo!

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Hank must be ragetweeting again. #Liddle #baby #gustopher #make #it #stop

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Your favorite orange lunatic. #HeresHank

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What the eff is this mother effer I don't even...#Messe #photobomb #margoylemonday

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Hey, don't come any closer. How do I know you're not a cop? #ihavenocatnip

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They had these beautiful, soft towels. Very good towels. And I came in and there was a crowd of a lot of people. And they were screaming... #nincompotus #notmakingthisshitup

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Gary is thinking about:
A. The Costa Rican housing market.
B. Possibly giving Margo a raise.
C. Your mom.
#deepthoughtsbygary

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