Gary and supporting cast

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body. CA, US #❄️🇺🇲 This page talks politics. ⚠️ Canon/SGS 8 Becausegary@gmail.com

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Big plans for the day, Hank? #hankyouverymuch

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Have some Christmas #Gunk
#flashbackfriday December 2015

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You make a better door than a window. #thoseears #Algar

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You're doing amazing sweetie

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I triple dog dare you. #ScankFarkus

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All I want for Christmas is dat loaf. And for #BabyJegus to stop jacking up the tree. #gare🐻

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Please enjoy this brief respite from our national shit show. #WhereIsYourGodNowRoy #thanksalabama #thanksalobama #FREESASSY

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Jesse wants me to turn on the butt warmer, more commonly know as a laptop. #howmanycatsdoyousee #jealice

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Hello, dingus. #dinGus

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Is Margo gonna have to choke a bitch? #margoylemonday #doubledecker #malice #waynebrady

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I found a chocolate bunny. Who wants an ear?

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Where the hell am I? #gare🐻 #gobacktosleep

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Margo would like you to address her with "Yaaasss queen" from now on, so if you could do that, that would be great. #margoals

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When Hank is simply done with your dumb ass. #hanksbutnothanks

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You're a mean one, Mister Hank. #howthegingerstolechristmas

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Ear measuring contest. Sorry, Margo, but at least you don't have a wonky eye. #malice #throwbackthursday

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I think you'll enjoy this more than the alleged peepee tape. #grabbedbythepussy (Thank you @happyhousepets for the catnip Trump and other toys... This was rather cathartic.)

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My Gus ornament is so lifelike #gustopher

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If someone in your fam is an ass and you don't know who it is, that means it's you. #hankyouverymuch

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Junior Miss Kitchen Police is angling for a promotion after finally discovering how to get on the counter. #usethestove #doingmargoproud #gotthebitchslapper #Jealice

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This is why we can't have mediocre things. (from December 2016 by popular demand) #gustopher

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I knew it. Gus is actually a Sim, which is why he has to be rebooted from time to time. The Sims 4- available now with cats and dogs! @theSims #TS4CatsandDogs #thesims #ad

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Margo has parked herself in front of the biggest Christmas tree I've ever attempted (6.5 ft) just in case someone tries to have fun with it. #IWishAMotherfuckerWould #FunPolice

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Meet the new black whisker, same as the old black whisker. #gustopher

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This fucking lunatic. #hankyouverymuch

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A couple of people have asked what I know about Alice's background. I got her from Purebreds Plus Rescue, out of Davis, CA. One of their volunteers/fosters runs a cat hotel in Santa Cruz, and that's where she was. Her foster mom told me that there is a family in Santa Cruz that she has gotten hundreds of cats from over the years. She has helped this family get their cats spayed and neutered, but obviously not every one. Alice was kenneled with 3 other cats from the same house when I picked her up, and they all have a little kink at the end of their tails. Her kink is very obvious to the touch, feels like a little bone spur. I had been doing random Petfinder searches every few months for a while when I found her. The picture wasn't great, and I was actually surprised at her similarities to Margo when I picked her up. We really lucked out with her personality, she fits in great with everyone and it's been a really easy integration. If there's something I missed that you want to know, please ask. #presidentbonespur

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