Panda

Rescued in Memphis, TN. Now spoiled rotten. Will run for 🍪 (same goes for her parents.)

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Er ma gerd, snowwww! ❄️

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So yesterday I found this ridiculous watermelon costume on clearance at HomeGoods (and had to buy it, bc it cost less than a cup of coffee and seriously, how hysterical is it?!). And serendipitously today is #NationalDressUpYourPetDay (I know basically every day is dress up your pet day here at Casa de Panda, but we’ll take any excuse to justify dressing the dog. 😝) 🍉🐼🍉🐼

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“It’s too cold to pee outside!”

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“What do you mean we need to recheck the abscess site?! I’m good, let’s just get a cookie & go home!” (Paws crossed we can stay out of the vets office for a while now!)

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I always see the #whatiwore posts on insta so here’s our tongue in cheek contribution- Figs scrubs, a Lululemon scarf, and a boat load of dog hair. 😜 (don’t worry, I keep a lint roller in my car and office so I’m not wandering around the hospital covered in fur!) #doghairdontcare #figsscrubs #wearfigs #lululemon

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I made #macarons yesterday to freeze for @laugh803 ‘s shower next weekend! Panda helped by licking the bowl before it went into the dishwasher. 😋

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Friday face.

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Dinosaurs are extinct, and now so is this toy. 😏🦖🦕 @barkshop @barkbox #destroyersclub

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“This weather is ridiculous! You can’t expect me to go outside to pee when it’s this cold! And the humiliation of this hat is not helping! Make it warmer, Lady!” #ThatsNotHowWeatherWorks #SorryPanda

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“So you’re telling me that when this ball drops at midnight, NO ONE PICKS IT UP AND THROWS IT AGAIN???!!!! Well that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!”

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This is the million dollar dog, aka Panda & this will be the THIRD YEAR running that she has started the new year wearing the cone of shame. (Last year she was bitten at the dog park & required sedation and sutures, and January 2016 was the great gland explosion incident). Little Miss P is currently at the vet for another abscess & clogged gland, waiting for them to sedate her & drain it. Y’all, this is her 4th vet visit & 2nd surgical procedure in the month of December alone this year. We’re officially ready to give the middle finger to 2017 on its way out the door, because it has been a long and stupid year. We are both seriously hoping that 2018 involves fewer vet trips, because @petplanpetinsurance has got to be tired of hearing from us! 😫 (so glad she is #petplanprotected though!)

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“YOU’RE HOME ON A FRIDAY?!” Yay for bonus days off at the end of the year! 🙌

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She may have turned up the bass a little too much. With her teeth. No more Beats By Panda. 🎧🐼

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“Oh. You’re heading back to work? Cool, just tuck me in again on your way out. I’ll be here napping.” #thankspanda 😑

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Whelp, these 2 are clearly filled with the Christmas spirit. 😂 #bahumbug

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Our holiday selfie game needs a little work. 😂 #MerryPitmas

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Dear Santa,
What exactly is your definition of “good?” Xoxo,
Panda

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Make. It. Stop. Raining. ☔️☔️☔️ 😫

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*someone* in this household somehow lost her ID tags yesterday so I need to order her a new tag STAT. So tell us, what’s your favorite place to order ID tags from?

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Sneak peek from our holiday card this year! (Photo by @southernyankeeexposures)

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“You have treats, right?” #always

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She can hear a treat bag opening from 2 miles away. #ears #earsfordays

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Being a pitbull/mastiff mix, Panda tends to slobber. A lot. And when she barks at the door or chases a toy, it somehow goes everywhere & I’m perpetually finding slobber spots on the walls. Earlier this week our cleaning crew informed me that there was no way to get the slobber marks off of the matte paint in some places. I’m pretty sure this is a new low, even for us. 🙄 #thisiswhywecanthavenicethings #goodthingshescute #mastiffproblems #pitbullproblems #dogshaming

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Another day, another deconstructed toy. #destroyersclub #barkbox #barkshop

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Panda is a tad miffed that I’m wearing socks with another pibble on them, but when a fellow dogstagrammer designs a pair of socks this hysterical & does a #bakdrop campaign for a rescue group at the same time?! I had to have them, obviously! And of course I had to wear them to work this morning, because @pibblemaya is basically my workday spirit animal, especially on long weeks. #INeedAnotherLatte #AndACookie ☕️🍪☕️🍪

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Panda & friends met Santa at the @memphishumane event Sunday! I’m pretty sure she’s on the naughty list this year.... hint: in the group photo there’s a reason she’s not near the other dogs & is seated between my feet. 😝 (but seriously, the Humane Society put on an awesome Santa event- it was well organized, and even friendly for somewhat reactive dogs like Panda- they kept the photos in a separate room so your dog wouldn’t be distracted by others during their photo session, and there were no lines to stand in, you could walk your reactive rover around until it was your turn! High five to whomever organized this!)

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We got the pathology report back yesterday, and this nuggets latest tumor was also benign! Yay! Now back to our regularly scheduled #tongueouttuesday #tot

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“Have fun at work lady, I’ll be sure to shed all over the sofa while you’re gone and take an extra nap today in your honor.” #ThanksPanda #lazydog

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